Did you hear about the guy who tried to convert some lions to Christianity? Jamie, pull that up

>Did you hear about the guy who tried to convert some lions to Christianity? Jamie, pull that up.
>yeah there it is, woooow

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youtube.com/watch?v=3Lw-xIx79oc
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM?t=6913
nuclear.engr.utexas.edu/index.php/netl/triga-reactor
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>literally mentions pizza gate and Sup Forums

>There is some nasty stuff just below the 3rd dimension
>And they want to destroy us
>The smartest humans are already in the 5th and 6th dimension
>That's why Steve Jobs didn't give an ipad to his kid
>The intradimensional paedophiles control all electronics
what did alex mean by this?

you're kidding right? he didn't actually say this did he

I didn't remember it in verbatim, I also forgot that the paedophiles were also intradimensional energy vampires sucking our children out of energy.

He meant if Jamie had the balls to google it that we would all be blackpilled drinking filtered water. Everything Alex said that Jamie then googled ended up being true.

I just wish it was Joe and Alex not that eddie fuck.

He didn't say that though. He referred to people like Sandusky as "Psychic" vampires because they preyed on children who already had mental healthy issues. You also conflated several unrelated things he said into one sentence.

yeah the psychic vampire shit is hillarious. And this nigger wanted white house press passes.

Link to lions?

The human mind is a curious thing, it remembers things in any way it wants, often not what the real meaning was.

Interdimensional pedophile vampires suking the energy of our kids while tricking us into build a IA that will end with free will.

Was bored at work today and put this on. First time listening to the podcast, and first time listening to Alex Jones outside the context of a critique or meme.

10/10 entertainment. Alex might be looney but he's quick and eloquent and stays pretty consistent. Beats that new X-Files season.

By that time he already had to go to the bathroom 2 times.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

was this the closet thing to insanity that one can experience without going insane yourself?

Nice try bloodsucker

He didn't invent psychic vampires, even Castaneda who took his stuff from Gurdjieff talks about them.
And there's nothing metaphysical about them, it's just a way to describe people who are very good at nagging weak-minded people and rob them of their time, usually tricking them with guilt complexes and the like.

Don't bother.
The mindset of the average Sup Forums poster is nothing but "MEMES LOL"

I thought this was obvious, that they are "sucking" on the minds of broken people. Not actual vampires.

This x 1674483930

>Joe: this is crazy look I'm doing an instagram live video right no.....
>Alex: INFOWARS DOT COM

What did he mean by this?

this

MEMES LOL

I can't find the part where Alex smokes weed, I swear it happened tho.
Am I losing it, bros?

>*hits blunt*

>*exhales


>"DRONES EXISTED SINCE WW2, NOW HIGHLY ADVANCED AND WIDELY DEPLOYED

OCEAN UNDER THE MOON

STANLEY KUBRICK FAKED MOON LANDING WITH GOVERNMENT HELP

OBELISK ON PHOBOS

INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS ARE REAL

STARS ACT AS GATEWAYS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

HUMANITY ARE THE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS FOR MACHINE CONSCIOUSNESS

HUMANS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER DIMENSIONS

ELITEPEDOPHILETECHNOCRATSARETHEGLOBALISTS-PIZZAGATE&COMETWASTODISCREDITATTEMPTSATINVESTIGATION

ELITESINCLUDEBILDERBERGGROUPCLUBOFROMEDAVROSSOROS

ELITESTRYTOCOMMUNICATEWITHEXTRA-DIMENSIONALBEINGS
THESELOW-FREQUENCYBEINGSAREPSYCHICVAMPIRES
ELITESWANTTOENSLAVEHUMANITYANDWIPEOUTREMAINSWITHBIOWEAPONS[VACCINES?]
GOOGLE IS HELPINGELITESBUILDAPSYCHICHIVEMIND-POWEREDMATRIXCAPABLEOFVIEWINGTHEFUTUREVIASUBDIMENSIONALFOLD-SPACEWITHTHEINTENTOFMANIPULATINGTHETIMELINE
FACEBOOKISILLUMINATIATTEMPTINGTOTALINFORMATIONCONTROL
HAARPWEATHERMODIFICATIONUSINGSERIESOFSATELLITESANDSUBMARINES-WEATHER WARSLEGALCHEMTRAILANDBIOLOGICALWEAPONTESTINGONCITIZENSJFKKILLEDFORTRYINGTOSTOPSECRETSOCIETIESNEILARMSTRONGKILLEDFORTRYINGTOSPEAKABOUTSECRETSPACEPROGRAMOBAMA'SMOTHERWASSEXOPERATIVEANDERSONCOOPERPARTOFCIAWIMPDIVISIONHILLARYCLINTONPEDOPHILESERIALKILLERHAVING2SEIZURESPERHOURCANADAEVENMOREFUCKEDTHANWEIMAGINEDPATRIOTSNOWINOPENREBELLIONAGAINSTELITESINTELLIGENCEAGENCYINTERNALCOUPISUNDERWAYWIKILEAKSCAMEFROMWITHINPATRIOTAGENCIESCIABEINGRETAKENBYPATRIOTSONOURSIDEWECAMETHISFUCKINGCLOSETOHAVINGMEDIABLACKOUTVIA"MINISTRYOFTRUTH"THEELITESARELOSINGTOTHEFORCESOFLIBERTYNERV REPUBLICTREMENDOUSSCIENTIFICADVANCESWILLBERELEASEDTHANKSTOTRUMPALEXJONESINFREQUENTDIRECTCONTACTWITHTRUMP,LIKELYGAVEOKTORELEASEREDPILLSTRUMPISREALLYTRULYHONESTLYOURGUYANDPOSSIBLYTHESAVIOROFINDIVIDUALISM"

"Shit...hey Alex, have you ever tried DMT?"

Pretty much exactly what he said.

Not even the craziest stuff he came out with. The elites are apparently psychic vampires who feed on youthful energy which is why they're pedos, they're using Google and Amazon to build a machine hive mind to enslave the world and reach the 12th dimension.

Not even kidding.

Seriously, what time did that happen?
I've been trying to find it for ages.

the part about the moon landings sounded legit as fuck.

the idea that they DID happen, but we couldnt bring back any video so they faked the video

>no megyn kelly is a tranny

oh my god we're all gonna die

>ywn crossfade with Alex Jones and talk about /x/-tier shit

fucking end it all, lads

I understood what he meant but that doesn't make the choice of words any less stupid, nor does it help his cause as it just makes him sound like a loon.

he was telling us what "they" think and how "they" believe the world is. not his own thoughts, which he later touched on.

>I think she's hot

The actual upper echelons don't believe any of that shit though. They simply use it to round up the sociopaths who won't blab that they can use to do their bidding, and use pedophilia and other crimes to blackmail them to make doubly sure they won't talk.

he took a few puffs, that's all. nothing to shit ourselves over

Alex said this is what the elites think the deal is

Daniel 6:16-22

GLOBALISTS DIMENSIONAL VAMPIRES

Nah bro, Alex just broke your conditioning. Your mind is free to contemplate secret moonbases and chemtrails now.

I don't care about how much he smoked, nigger.
I want to know what point in the stream it happened.

hey... don't shoot the messenger buddy. I was only trying to clarify what actually happened on the show last night

I don't think anyone can clarify what happened in that episode.

That shit should be written down and canonized like the Bible.

I'm only 5 minutes in but it's already one of the best episodes.

Jones is chill as fuck.

I know. I'm just trying to start discussion instead of regurgitating lines from the show and forcing memes.

>about a quarter of the way in
the fuck didn't you watch it live anyway?

>choice of words
It's a metaphor that encapsulates the meaning of what I posted in two words.
If you're capable of figurative thought as any male with a 100+ IQ who managed to pass high school you should be able to follow it, the word "vampire" isn't supposed to instantly remind you of Buffy the Slayer or /x/ shit.

thats not even how that went.

the actual idea was that these pedos are all part of the elite. people like podesta or obama, etc.

they actually fucking believe that they are receiving interdimentional communications from some evil entity, because they are fucking insane. They are also 'psychic vampire" metaphorically, in that they prey on weak minded children whoa re then easy to control or silence.

the google thing is simpler than it sounds, going with the current rate of technological advancement.

the scientific world has been trying to create AI ever since it was a concept.

what google and the elites want to do, is complete Humanity's connection to computers. our digital lives and pasts are already an open book that can tell us about future trends, now imagine if you connected all of humanity to an AI, basically using all of humanity as it's brain cells, to function, and interpret human thought and action, and then use that to predict future human thought and action. because once youve got that crystal ball, you can influence that future thought and action.

the elites want total control and power, and many of them are genuinely indoctrinated into this bullshit cultism shit about 12 dimensions and human transcendentalism, but because they are the 'elite" only they get to transcend, and everyone else, (us) will get destroyed when they leave us behind.

it's bullshit, but considering scientology exists, do you fucking doubt that this is a possible cult belief?

agreed, it was pretty fucking glorious

thumbs up to you, my man of peace and good learning

Muh MSM lies

This needs to be posted in every thread on this podcast before people who were barely listening start shitposting.

Was watching his Bill Burr one and he started talking about Bears who could climb trees, I thought I was watching a fucking repeat, I dont know how many times he's referenced that video. I did laugh my tits off though when he pulled the mic closer and said
jamie can you pull that up?

Fucking joe rogan man

I paraphrased for brevity, that's pretty much the same shit. It sounds crazier without the extra context, sure.

Like everything Alex says, it's about 1/4 genuinely thought-provoking stuff mixed in with all sorts of random ideas. I don't doubt the elites are influencing citizens through technology and that they like mysticism, but Jones goes on and on, linking it to everything under the sun.

You know what else gets the point across? 'Manipulative predators'.Psychic vampires is silly sensationalist bs that again, doesn't help his cause or his image. It's a stupid and unnecessary metaphor.

I did, I made the generals.
I must've been typing something when it happened.

It gets him views and $$$ and is part of his craft. People like sensationalism; its a tool he can use to get his ideas out there, even if he does risk sounding loony.

Oh yes it does. There are plenty of insignificant journalists who try to get similar points across with a more down to earth attitude. You haven't heard of them, few have.
But add some spice into the mix, mention weird, mystical stuff and a lot more people notice. Sure some will just laugh it off, but others will listen further and understand the dramatization.

Well Alex also sells fucking snake oil so he isn't the most honest person out there.

Joe Rogan's reaction to the emails is legit 10/10 entertainment.
Also destroyed my orbits when Alex Jones keeps interrupting his rant after letting him do his long ass rant right before

>Think this is just one of those made-up Roganposts
>Watch the Alex Jones episode
>It's fucking real

I love Rogan so much and I don't care who knows.

He had the best cameo in Scanner Darkly.

He pretty much just played himself.

Does being a psychic vampire work? Will I become an elite technocrat if I kidnap and rape babies?

He's so ridiculous
All of his proof and everytime he says "you can watch the video, they admit it in press conferences" about stuff like chem trails and manipulating weather is just him misinterpreting things wildly. Then once they get to the stuff that can't be proven, like elite pedophile cults attempting to communicate between dimensions with the devil, he just says he's been told this. Then the rest is things he's been told by his dad who seems to have been indoctrinating him in crazy conspiracies since a young age with shit like secret nuclear generators under the city of Austin.

Other way round, you become an elite and then they induct you into the pedo ring.

I'VE GOT THE DOCUMENTS TO PROVE IT. LET ME TELL YOU, I'VE BEEN CONTACTED BY GUYS IN THE CIA.

Which explains why Steve Jobs didn't give his kid the ipad.

t. Psychosexual Elité energy Vampire

>Pizzagate is real but the whole part about Comet Pizza was a red herring intentionally planted to discredit the underlying information and Sup Forums bought it hook, like and sinker

Holy fuck that actually makes a lot of sense.

>Steve Jobs was enlightened about all of it
Or
>Steve Jobs was a cunning businessman but still a retard who died of cancer at 50 because he tried to be a fucking fruitarnia

YOU CANNOT BELIEVE BOTH THINGS
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS

youtube.com/watch?v=3Lw-xIx79oc
They may have actually been looking in the right place

>joe and eddie say alex got something wrong
>alex claims he was taken out of context

does he have any integrity?

>Pizzagate is real
Of course it's fucking real, how do you think Hollywood works?
Why do all Disney shows kids get fucked up after growing up?
Why is Dan "The man with a plan" Schneider wearing such a fucking obvious wig?

just buy the fucking water filters

Pretty sure Alex himself is just a Christian who thinks extradimensionals = demons.

Yeah. Alex Jones stated he didn't know if that whole thing was real or not

I have been on DMT for a long time. No fucking aliens, no interdimentional beings. Just reading through your DNA in a chaotic manner.

Taking a bunch of Datura is the most temporary insanity you can get.

>The elites themselves believe they're racing, using human technology, to try to take our greatest minds and build some kind of breakaway civilization where they're gonna merge with machines, transcend, and break away from the failed species that is man. Which is kind of like a false transmission because they're thinking that what they are is ugly and bad and projecting it onto themselves instead of believing it's a human test about building us up.
>And so, Google was set up 18, 19 years ago. They wanted to build a giant artificial system. And Google believes that the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hivemind of humanity, with billions of people wired into the internet. And so all of our thoughts go into it, and we're actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that's also physically connected to us, that are organic creatures. So that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli and make decisions that control the future.
>And so then it's the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true "2.0" in a very bad way. Hivemind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone knowing our hopes and dreams. Delivering it to us not in some PKD wirehead system where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed by giving up our consciousness to this system by our daily decisions, that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.

...

The part about Comet Pizza is probably true, but the pedos removed any evidence when they got found out.
They then baited Sup Forums and others to investigate further to discredit the whole thing.

Eddie was awful, ruined Joe's questioning and flow of Alex.

He really wasn't that far off David Icke when he dropped the big enchilada

>And so, Google was set up 18, 19 years ago. They wanted to build a giant artificial system.
Actually Google emerged after a long struggle against Yahoo and other search engines, they simply made the best one.
It's not like Google was the first search engine.

Damn even these days Bing is way better for finding porn.

really makes you think

Very original comment. 50 upboats

Yeah pretty much Jones is slightly autistic (see the bill hicks shit) and thinks he's using normie technocrat-hippie language to be more easily understood but comes off as an insane person ready to be taken out of context

> a true "2.0" in a very bad way
and it's even worse when you consider that a huge majority of people probably don't even know how their cell phone works.
or more fundamentally: how electricity works

the amount of walk-over and interruptions was terrible but expected considering the hype

> using search engines for porn
> not doing the hard work and lurking moar

>alex says he only goes with what he can prove
>literally can't prove anything and just claims someone at NASA or the CIA told him this stuff or mysteriously died the day before they could tell him a bunch of national secrets

alex is the funniest guest joe has had on the show

Reminder that Alex is confirmed to be an FBI plant that purposely stirs shit up on behalf of intelligence agencies.

YOU'RE A DISINFO AGENT TRYING TO COVER UP THE TRUTH THAT ALEX IS REVEALING

THESE ARE THE FACTS, FOLKS

my favorite part:

youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM?t=6913

Enlightenment just means you are one of Satan's useful, disposable slaves. You can absolutely have it both ways.

when does the orgy start? I'm an hour in.

>secret nuclear generators under the city of Austin

Plenty of universities and companies have tiny research reactors. Could he possibly just have misinterpreted a report of something like this?

nuclear.engr.utexas.edu/index.php/netl/triga-reactor

*hits blunt*

*exhales*

CLUB | OF | ROME

GOOGLE HAS CREATED AN AI DUBBED DEEP MIND TO HIJACK HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS, WORKING AKIN TO BRAIN NEURON ACTIVITY, A TRUE CRYSTAL BALL WHICH WILL ALSO DETERMINE THE FUTURE BY CONVERGING LIKE A HIVEMIND & SUBVERTING HUMAN FREE WILL VIA PRE-COGNITIVE STIMULI STOPPING HUMANITY FROM REACHING NEW UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF CONSCIOUSNESS AS THEY SURRENDER TO THE BORG

DAVOS > SOROS > BILDERBERG?
DEEP STATE (((ELITES))) IN PAEDOPHILIC BLOOD PACT OMERTA?
CANADA - FUCKED(?)

LISTEN HERE JOE , THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGHS AND THEORIES OF THE 20TH CENT. = DISCOVERED IN SATANIC RITUALS VIA REMOTE VIEWING. ALEISTER CROWLEY, CHARLES DARWIN ET AL. ALL USED DEMONIC SEANCES TO UNEARTH GENETIC MEMORIES AND ARCANE KNOWLEDGE, THAT'S WHY DNA IS LIKE A DOUBLE HELIX IT'S A SNAKE, DEMONIC

YOU DON'T GET IT THEY'RE INTERDIMENSIONAL VAMPIRES SIPHONING THE LIFEBLOOD OF INNOCENT CHILDREN

>WHY DOES HILLARY KEEP FALLING DOWN? IS SHE FUCKING KIDS?

Joe: "bigfoot lol"
Eddie Bravo: "wen did machida last win hehe"

holy fuck

>implying (((they))) haven't already cracked fusion

>because they are fucking insane.
oh

of course

>I googled something, therfore it must be true

how dishonest

>YFW ALEX JONES UNLEASHED THE BOGPILL