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celtshits on suicide watch edition

based brazil

thoughts?

Edgy OP. We aren't using this thread.

Bwazil, Barsill, Berzul.

>Durrbeta

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what does go paint your face mean?

>league is out of wack
>hayward died game 1
>mirotic died by his own teammates hands
>Javele Mcgee got a championship ring

How will the knicks top this? I can fucking feel it brewing bros. Last year Oakley died and Phil Jackson literally called melo and LeBron niggers.

Paint his face like a clown

first for THICCSHANTI

damn the joke went completely over my head

t.celtshit

stream please?

>All these Nike jerseys ripping
Next thing you know their shoes will start falling apart

Porzingis catches a murder charge after being sold baking soda in a brooklyn flop house with 2 prostitutes

Cavs were gassed by the third quarter. No way these old men make it an entire season.

They did look slow as fuck.

This second game isn't even worth watching. Warriors are just too boring to watch.

Damn oh fug RIP Howard

He should've conditioned better like my man Dirk who still top of his game at 39

Why do you use a trip?

Tiki is a butt face. Go Warriors.

>Howard

...

Houston looks like hot shit.

CP3 is better than Harden.

Rockets are trash. The fuck did pail go there for

>Golden State wins again
They're too damn good

because falseflaggers are anons
no bully
Autocorrect

>all this cherry picking by the Warriors

When will teams realize these guys are so cocky they're literally out here playing 4v4 with a guy waiting for a half court pass on the other side?

>celcucks

well at least you have a bunch of backup SF...oh wait. JUST

Tatum is better anyway

hey tiki, nice seeing you here

>delusional cowcuck /nfl/ tripfag

How bout them Cowboys?

So how is the cavs expecting to go to the finals this year? Have lebron get 16 rebounds a game for 60+ games?

Hoping Tatum goes rookie god mode and wins ROTY. Can you anons name a rookie who unleashed his full potential in his first year?

>making fun of me when you use a dark theme
I can literally visualize your fat frame lit only by the computer screen, ahahahhaahhaahaha

Yeah, my celties are a fucking joke, sure, I'll laugh with you on that all day long, but don't make fun of me or baeward again, or someones gonna get slammed.

LAVAR BALL

My man Dennis Smiff Junior gonna win ROTY my nigga

Magic Johnson

>I'll laugh with you on that all day long

bro we know. You're literally here 24/7 and wasted your entire summer shitposting about your celtics. Now look what happened. You're wallowing in your own filth. What was you thinking? What was you trying to prove?

why didn't he go to the spurs?

Break some more fucking legs

That's not Lonzo Ball.

*inhales*

Family stuff

*slams you*

*slams you*

Now what?

>Funfact: Shaq played with the cavs alongside Lebron

Hayward back within 1 month

Lanzo "Future Bust" Ball?

*rips your ankle off*

Oh shit I forgot Nick Young was a Warrior now. Weird not seeing him a Lakers uniform

Based Skip

Shaq’s ghost, maybe.

*fucks your sister*

heh, shouldn't have talked shit

Does anyone have a WebM of LeBron breaking Kryrie's ankle?

>Wins 2 rings pretty quick
>Gets labeled coach killer after pushing out Paul Westhead and having a little too cozy realtionship with Dr. Buss
>Chokes against Bird in the Finals
>Eventually dominates the decade before the league changes hands

Man he would have gotten skewered today. Especially playing in LA.

my gf loves swaggy p!

Danny Ainge is a fucking idiot for passing up PG13 and Jimmy Butler.

>mfw the foot in this image doesn't need to be shooped

*kills your sister*
nothin personnell...manlet

>same foot
Holy shit lmaoooo

Your """girl""""friend has a penis, Larry. And he's a hooker.

>dislocated ankle AND broken tibia
even if its a clean break he's def out for whole season right?

gotta say with all these superteams(warriors, cavs, celtics, clips) this might just be the best nba seasoning ever...

KEK

>every channel is obsessed with showing Golden Shite players showboating around
Why

yo clips wanna get a 2k session going tonight after the warriors game? canada will be online later

yea it's rediculous, they never show the other players of any other team just paling around!

Goddamn, all that hype, all that build up during the summer, gone just like that. That snake Ainge will probably have him shipped off for some picks to hoard by mid November.

Who am I?

>backs into defender
>turn around jumper
>misses
>literally the only offensive move I have left

I play for cleveland...

Sup Clips

If it's a compound fracture, he'll be out over a year. If it's a mild fracture it's 6 months. There's no way it is anything lower than that.

couple of things

1)i don't know who this clips person is
2)i don't play 2k
3) i don't even own 2k
4) i will never plau 2k with anyone here

>new Tripfaggots
This is awful on a lot of levels, don't fucking speak to me and don't live any longer either

lived in rudy gay's neighborhood, ama

Perfect

Harden just shit down Curry's throat.

Someone tell Clips this faggot hacked his tripcode. This will NOT go down well. Give it back or else.

just because I'm new doesn't mean I'm a bad poster, and yes I am speaking to you because whale i'm not a bad poster I am a bad boy(not in a gay kinda of way even tho there's nothing wrong with that more like you know bad ass kinda way(...

I'm not clips

>new
the only thing new here is you, Clips has been periodically using his alter egos here for years

>Celtics

>"A women's best makeup is her smile"
Your English is shit. Also what the fuck is this faggot shit?

So does this mean we have to sit through a season of Kyrie with a Westbrook-esque usage rate?

>LD "humor"
Cringe

>he literally weighs 287 pounds and had zero sacks in his high school football """"career""""

am currious to hear what everyone thinks of the fact that steph curry fucks feet...

is larry now a feet ethusiast as well?

>trying to act cool
>being gay
You can pick one, dawg
Changing your name isn't any better

>beat dallas in basketball this preseason
>beat dallas in football this season (& preseason)

stay shook

There is literally nothing wrong with fucking a good footpussy

The Cavs game basically convinced me the Wizards are going to the Finals this year.

Not D Wade

>tfw you bet money on dennis smith jr winning roty

i did also bet on lonzo but still im hoping smith wins it

>MDA asked about defense
>Well uh you see uh *backpedals faster than you*
never change

kek

Sure. I'll believe you.

Crowder?

Cavs are so very, very old. They desperately need IT to return to have a chance at making the finals. Their defense will somehow be worse, but at least they'll have someone who can score other than LeBron and 10 minutes of Rose.

>DINDU PANTHER PREVIEW
fucking niggers man, just play ball and fuck off, no one cares

Who can stop him now in the east?

Literally no one and that's not a compliment.

hey I maybe new here but even i kno we dont fucking say that word here, take that racist shit back to Sup Forums