OFFICIAL HOUSTON ROCKETS VS GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS GAME THREAD #2

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S W A G G Y P

chris paul is a poo poo face.

brock crushes goku.

warriors are meme.

Doorstopper peepee man begins his yearly statpadding adventure.

Hate the Warriors, not sure why people watch this shit, it's impossible to beat this team since KD joined

It was at least just a well built memechuck team before KD, now it's just ridiculous. The fact that it took a record breaking performance by the Cavs to prevent a sweep is ridiculous

>muh consistent double digit lead
>maintained until end of game UNLESS
>opponent pulls close by end of third
>Klay or Curry go autistic in 4th
>pull away with blowout
>in the prior case where Klay or Curry's memechucking was off, Warriors would lose
>now KD can bail them out at any time
>The San Francisco fan leaves with cream in their jeans
>every other NBA fan wonders when the league is going to fix this shit

dubs and Durant breaks his leg tonight too

Brock would lose to Yamcha.

WHY?! WHY IS CP3 GETTING HURT?

keep up the hot hand, anderson

>getting shrekt by flyweights
for sure my guy

he's had the injury since pre season

We literally just saw some dude fuck his shit all the way up last game. Anything could happen in the next 81 games

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They got the mewvment.

everybody jackin 3s

wall
butler
kawhi
lebron
millsap

would this team beat the warriors?

stay mad, fagboi

this is some half-assed bullshit right now

no

>having to hope another man gets a career-ending injury to bring some modicum of parity back to the league
I'm an asshole, but I don't wish what happened on Hayward to anybody. Even KD, who's a snake and a bitch.

NBA could just fix this shit, but Silver is a retard

t. Warriors fan, likely bandwagoner
If you don't have pre-2015 season tickets, don't even bother replying.

seriously

Make Goal Tending legal on 3's
FUCK the Warriors

I've been going to Oracle since we had Derek Fisher, bitch

holy shit the rockets are playing like ass

Oh look, the warriors are blowing another team off the court! Biy, the western conference sure is rad!

>JESUS CHRIST
Kerr lmao

>I've been going to Oracle since we had Derek Fisher
Uh huh, sure you did.

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JESUS that's d'antoni defense for you

leaving them too open

How many times do they have to choke in the playoffs before people realize they're not a threat the current way the team is built?

>a midget guard injury prone guard playing off ball
lmao lmao lmao. they shouldve tried to get milsap

Not really. 82 in the 4rd isn't bad. This would beat the vast majority of teams in the league. They just so happen to be playing a team that's objectively better

justice league looks SHIT

Perfect plan if you want to turn basketball into soccer.

yeah why the fuck are they playing cp3 off ball? they shouldn't even play both of them in the same lineup desu, and if so have harden playing off ball when theyre both on floor

Deep inside, beyond their smug ass facade, Warrior fans know their team is bullshit. Even Durant himself feels like shit for being a pussy.

Can someone tell me why Curry got louder cheers than Durant?

Warriors up 15, but that's alright, this Rocket team will just step up the defense. They spent all off season building up the defense, right?

I understand they need to try Marvels formula but holy shit they’re churning out some garbage

>cavs 1-0
>warriors 1-0
So far no surprises

Oh no, some salty faglord on a Mongolian paper mache imageboard doesn't believe me. I am distraught

nobody can respect a snake, even if he's on their team

>posting this again
He's the franchise player, KD is a shitty snake Warriors fans generally don't like that much but are glad to have so they can cheaply win. Hence less cheers.

brock wouldnt fall for the meme movement

Why the fuck does c web keep saying Durant can be the best 2 way player in the league?
>Not even the best 2 way player on his team

Your average Warriors fan, everybody.

Disgusting.

Curry = Kobe
KD = Shaq

this isnt fair

GS can make anyone look good

And 1

play harden off-ball alongside cp3 for fucks sake

so whats the BLACKED version of the warriors dicking a team?

CHINKED?

PINOYED

LIGHTSKINNED

DRAYMEME HURT

Lmaooooo

t. confirmed Warriors bandwagoner

Is CP3 elite?

SNAKED

>101 pts after 3

memeball

Will KD jerseys outsell Curry jerseys this year? It feels like Curry has become a role player

Surprised Rockets are still in this game desu

>it's a "warriors get 100 points before the 4th quarter" episode

Nice Nike ad. Too bad their jerseys suck.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9
>Not using the Ten Crack Comandments.

Lmao, literally the only reason I am watching this game is to see if the rockets had found a way to successfully cut a ball in half

Rockets management confirmed trying to kill their own (mediocre) success

They're not. It seems like they are because they're only down 13 but the memes have been in charge the whole game.

>Lebron only beats the Warriors in a Nike ad

:)

love watching my Dubs win. Just like me in life. stay mad h8ers

and thats with cp3 hurt and still getting used to the new system

and...3-1 in 2016.

and in 2016

No. I'm convinced every Clippers player carries the curse with them, even if they leave.

No. KD betrayed the only place which actually liked his skinny goof looking ass (Oklahoma) and destroyed the league's parity. Even in SF people are only happy to have his talent around, nobody likes him.

I'd almost feel bad for him after his autistic twitter meltdown, but then I realize he brought it upon himself.

EBIN GAMER :DDDDDDD

damn that assist

CHUCKED

that's because the warriors aren't playing them on defense. they're just watching the rockets drive the hoop.

That was Kyrie

daily reminder you're a virgin with a small dick

(because you're a 13 year old memeiors fan)

>Rockets have 2 great passers
Any reason why that’s a good thing when no one can shoot?

they can usually shoot better

indeed

>two out of three games scoring over 40 wasn't enough

Ewww.

>The 2 great passers r the only ones that can shoot.
I guess the passing is useful if cp and harden play monkey in the middle against the other team.

right?

that fucking bothered me

In the Bay Area, why don't I see more Durant jerseys? I feel like I saw more Klay and Draymond jerseys

anderson ariza and gordon all shoot threes

>first player to go 3-5 in the NBA finals

Why is he called swaggy p?

>take Harden out the game
>Houston goes on a scoring run
based D'Antoni

Durant is still a freelancer in the mind of Bay Area.

how was that not a foul on CP3?

Lost potential. So sad.

no one likes quire sultan

I thought this site was anonymous?

What’s the worst injury a ref has endured?

He has a swaggy penis

t. skip bayless

t. brainlet who thinks losing in the 1st round of the playoffs is better than losing in the finals

ded ref

>"God, in a dream, talked to me, and he gave me that name. I'm like, 'you know what God? That is a funny name! I might need to run with it!' And ever since then, I've been calling myself Swaggy P. It's a household name."
> Nick "Swaggy P" Young