What's the retarded version of your own language? Pic related for Italian

What's the retarded version of your own language? Pic related for Italian

norwegian is retard version
swedish is fag version
danish spoken by icelander and faroes is qt version

>CTOПAPPЭ

Osakan or any western dialect

Spanish

Quebecois
If you want to up the autism level, louisiana creole

portuguese and spanish from spain. they talk like retards kek

How about French Guiana?

So Italians say "jeans" but italo Australians say "ginsi"?

>loli

Mexican Spanish

Afrikaans

Dutch

>Cipi

It's pronounced cheepee, not ceepee, but that's how an Italian would pronounce CP.
Italoaus confirmed pedo language

Maghrebi """Arabic"""

bong

English is superior.

Anyone from outside Spain who's not Cuban or Argentinian talks like a fucking retard

Arabs went full retard with their script

czech

Macedonian
We have dozens of silly dialects but FYROMspeak is the worst because of the serbian words and spelling

Spanish is the proper variant of your 'language' thought.

>stoppare
>stardare

MAKE IT STOP

>guasci mascina
now i want an austrofag defending this

>checca
>marchetta

Chicano

Australian english is the retard version of English