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What scripts are you working on?

I'm currently working on writing a script for huge war epic based on operation Barbarossa mainly based around the battle of Smolensk

I wish lana was my wife

she would return to work after home and then she would tell me how many black men she fucked and how she loved her job. I would massage her feet, her back, we would have nice meal together, watch her newest videos, and then we would cuddle in bed. Maybe if she's in the mood we would have sex, but only if she wants it. Real men know when to stop.

But that will never happen. FUCK.

rate my script


Scene 1
Shows guy on tinder, swiping left and right. Then suddenly a match happens. Man is happy.

Scene 2
Cut to date scene at restaurant, man flirts courteously. Woman smiles, taps on phone, man touches woman's hand. After dinner, woman taps phone and man kisses woman. It appears that there is a special consent mechanism for sexual advances. Guy makes unfunny sex joke, woman prudishly rejects, presses other button on phone. Man leaves in dejection.

Scene 3
Guy goes home. His computer is hacked and there is a strange webpage and a symbol of what looks like a phallus. Guy is redpilled on the present state of affairs. Why the supercomputer exists in the first place is never known. Why he has to get consents everytime he makes an advance. Guy shuts down his computer in utter disgust and reports the incident to the policewoman.

Scene 4
Hacker 1 is watching the actions unfold on webcam. He shuts down the connection. Hacker 2(female) comes up beside him, shows him latest exploits.

Scene 5
hacker 1 applies exploits and hacks supercomputer. Giving everyman consent and world devolves into a massive rape-orgy forcing everybody to have sex with all others.

Scene 6
Guy rapes the woman he went on a date with. As he enjoys the action, he shouts "You dress like a slut. You're asking for it. Bitch!" His rage really knows no bounds.

she's too pretty for porn

at least straight porn

let alone interracial

This. She was definitely raped as a kid.

Shes just stupid

her skin is terrible

>Been waiting for a month for a /fmg/ to show my dumb project and talk about dreams of directing with fellow anons
>OP derails his own thread by posting a pornstar

Why?

I know how you feel bro

>Scrivener mobile is available for iOS but not for Android

rate my script idea:

2 friends argue over the ending of a video game. Jake thinks it was a good ending while Kyle does not. Both stubborn in their ways, who will come out on top in this epic battle?
to the victor go the spoils.

what kind of unfunny faggot writes something like this

It's a damn shame.

Hope the mods (are you still awake? Do you even exist?) delete this thread so we can have a discussion.

In the meantime can anyone help me out with my lightsaber issue here?

A man in love. You wouldn't know, unless you were in love with a woman that will never look at you.

Just started doing research for a new script.
La La Land made me think how cool a classic-style screwball comedy (It Happened One Night, Some Like It Hot, One, Two, Three etc.) with Emma and Gosling as leads would be, with some added elements of newer, Coen-style screwballs (Raising Arizona, Hudsucker Proxy). They've got phenomenal comedic rapport, and a kind of 'timeless' aura like the stars of Old Hollywood.
In my movie, they are Lois Lane and Clark Kent expies, Emma a headstrong, aggressive, career-minded reporter, and Ryan a timid, bumbling photographer in glasses (except he is no Superman if he takes them off). They have to work together on an assignment in a romanticized version of the '68 May Paris riots, investigating a dadaist-anarchist performance terror group. Plenty of fast-paced repartee and slapstick elements.
What do you think?
Also, what's the consensus on writing scripts tailored to specific actors?

why is she so perfect bros

You guys should check out her postings on various porn forums, she's dumber than a brick and got shafted by her agents literally and figuratively when she started with porn.

Kind of sad.

"fuck my little pink pussy like its a pocket pussy"

A 29 year old semi-autist professional with no friends wins the lottery and buys an amazing compound, which he stays in alone all day. One day a group of musicians in their early twenties break down near his house. He lets them stay the night and suddenly the whole house is alive. he ends up going with them on their travels and falling in love and coming out of his shell and using his money to improve the lives of thousands of people.

how do you write scripts if you like guys like wong kar wai or taiwanese new wave. how does that shit even get noticed or cared about? do you just have to produce your own work?

nice close word repetition faggot

wew

WW2 movie? Holy shit how original, there never is enough WW2 movies kill yourself

wtf, that's my script, you thief

her own words desu

bangbros pov

It won't get noticed because it will be labeled a "rehash" or "unoriginal." But then Tarantino gets millions to make whatever he wants. Hollywood and the film industry is super hypocritical.

It's a good idea but I just don't think those stars could make it feel genuine. In La La Land at least they mostly just namedropped classic films and danced around a little. I don't think they would be good enough actors to handle that.

I understand your concerns, but the movie would be lighthearted (the terror group isn't really a terror group), so I'm not sure it would be such a challenge.
Ryan had a (sort of?) similar character in The Nice Guys, and he was decent enough.
But Emma... yeah, I don't think I've ever seen her in a movie where she wasn't playing the sweetheart (AKA herself), maybe that's why a 'bitchy' role would be novel for her.

the recent lana + mia malkova swallowed scene is KINO

my dream come true desu

Jesus.

You have no idea how sluty slovenian women are.

t. Slovnenian

working on an indie action art house film. Regan era post ww3 fever dream come true.
I've produced and written a film with a limited release already. Have investor interest already, really dependent on names at this point.

Who does Melissa McCarthy play?

A transthin woman
She is fat only in body, but in her mind, she is thin, and if you remark her real weight, it's a microaggression

Lana is cute! CUTE!

>that anal scene with Penny Pax, Ethan Hawke & her
das it

It was a really odd direction for the new Gilmore Girls to take when Rory moved to LA and started fucking black guys