Comfy Benfica v Man Utd match thread

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19:45 KO

Benfica lineup: who cares

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>who cares

fuck you you jinxed it you cunt

>smalling and lindelof start
>4-2-3-1 formation
mourinho has no respect for benfica

Benfica: Svilar, Douglas, Rúben Dias, Luisão, Grimaldo, Fejsa, Filipe Augusto, Pizzi, Salvio, Diogo Gonçalves, Raúl

To be fair Bailly is injured and Jones is probably getting rested.

Champions League isnt as fun when other English teams arent getting btfo

Looks like Jonas isn’t playing. Benfica must’ve been bluffing that he’s match fit because he’s too good to be kept out of the XI regardless of tactical considerations.

ManU threads are always comfy

>Ruben DIas
>Filipe Augusto
>Diogo Gonçalves

Its going to be landslide, Mendes is just throwing young kids into the deep end, if one of them performs above average expect them to be sold for 50 mil in January

• Also they are playing Svilar, a young untested Belgian GK.

• Douglas at the RB is replacement of the suspended Almeida.

•Goncalves (midfielder) instead of Jonas?

Attacking line up

Mou going for it

You must be new. They were shit last season - full of mentally ill ABUs and tranny posters.

How are they going to play? Looks like 451 to me but I don’t know Benfica very well.

What happened to Slovak user. Did he die?

>two games so far this season where the team has dropped points
>Mata played neither

It's not a coincidence.

They arent, they are going to watch Man utd play. As if Benfica wasnt doing bad enough, they make half the team untested youngsters. Its going to be bad. 7-0 incoming.

It’s an ambitious line up. The only players i’m missing are Jones and Martial. Blind have looked decent when i’ve seen him. Not as athletic as Young but more technically gifted.

To clarify. Did they bluff about Jonas and other senior players being back from injury or are they abandoning their European campaign? I did the math and without a draw tonight it wilö be very difficult for them to even reach Europa League.

Only when >we're not losing

Like i said, they are possible just abandoning and hoping a few youngsters do a good job so Mendes can ship them out for 50mil

I much rather he play at #10 than Mkhitaryan. Mkhi may have got a decent number of assists but his overall play is frustrating as fuck.

Either that or get Ozil in January. Sure he's >le invisible man but Mou knows how to get the best out of him and Ozil still creates a load of chances in that Arsenal team.

Lads, what do we think of Mou's "I won't finish my career at United" comments and flirting with PSG? Is he just angling for a new contract or is this the beginning of the end already? Leaving for France is kind of contradictory to everything he's said in the last few years. A couple months ago he talked about managing Man Utd for 15 years.

It's pretty much obvious that he isn't finishing his career at United but I don't trust the PSG rumours anyway.

Part of me thinks he's just scared of Pep's City. That 5-0 El Clasico ruined him.

Mkhi has been bad in virtually every match until the team's taken a lead. He's just not good enough as a constant starter. He's not close to the likes of David Silva or Kevin The Brown.

Gonçalves is a traditional winger. Shoots well from distance

>gonna miss The Apprentice threads with lads because I'll be watching Mou defend a 1-0 lead against a shit Benfica team

The state of me.

Let's go boys. Back to good days

>MUFCs left winger in last 11 games: Rashford, Martial, Rashford, Martial, Rashford, Martial, Rashford, Martial, Rashford, Martial, Rashford

Here's a good day

Here are some other good days:
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He was just a memeposter for the season.

Good riddance to the obsessed cunt

Im turning over at 9pm lad.

Thread will be half empty anyway lad.

Isn't Fejsa garbage as well ? He was average as fuck for Olympiakos.

One of our best players. You don't seem to grasp that here, like in Italy, is where players learn tactics

>Only 2 English players in team
>Both are black

I don't really like this time line lads.

>Tim Sherwood managed Tottenham

One of those things in football you forget happened.

>leave manure to me

I think he’s angling for a better contract and a more ambitious transfer window.

>Mcmanaman commentating
....... hope United win now just for him to vent

>Steve McManaman on commentary again

What is the fucking reason for this.

He always had skills, but he was too slow, didn't quite fit in with the rest of the team. Glad he's doing well for you though.

I really liked Samaris when he was playing for us. How's he doing there?

>has 2 ex-Benfica players on his lineup for which he burped 80M€ (EIGHTY MILLION EUROS)
>Benfica lineup: who cares
Ah ...

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Is Luke Shaw ded?

Terrible. He was our starter under Jorge Jesus (also because Fejsa is injured every 2 months) but since he left Samaris has forgotten all he knew. We play him as a DM too btw

he's been in training for a while now. this season has to be his last chance.

To Mourinho he is, I rate him above shit like Darmian and Young any day though. Wish he got more game time.

>had a long day
>struggled to sleep all week
Is there anything better than a United match for me? Screw your entertaining football meme.

You should sell him back to us, really liked the guy.

He was a bit unstable though, he's probably having a bad moon right now.

You now remember Buttner.

Utd have played 4 games this season where they scored fewer than 3 goals

I still remember that absolute madman

He's a fat fuck that refuses to apply himself. Pochetino and LVG both complained about his work rate as well.

Now any time he enters it's mistakes after mistakes and since we play on a 4-2-4 there's really not any room for it as a midfielder. He was too expensive too and the word I have is that he was bought, at least partially, by an angolan general

Most came in the last 10 minutes. Besides, if they start scoring fast, it'll get boring too. It's a win-win.

>Man Utd play boring defensive football in one game
>lets revise history and pretend they've been boring all season

tfw watching Liverpool v United on weekend

What porn you guys been watching lately?

My god that's fucking awful.

>Mou already hinting at parking the bus

FUG

filename. still dont know the name of the actress

>go 2-0 up
>park the bus
>put martial on for the third goal

win here and united don't need to really worry about the remaining games, which are sandwiched between some tough games.

Lad, I am a customer and yes they were boring in most games, unless you pay attention to the tactics. It's a good thing, Jose wants to play secure and boring.

It's not like 4-0 wins or some silly 7-0 from Livershit aren't boring. Games that keep you at the edge tend to be 2-2 shitfests where too many mistakes happen.

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what a shock

Lukuku is going to have a goal drought now until December.

dubs confirm

all those portumanlets lmao

Anything with Malena Morgan

Say No To Racism

I’m a bit nervous to be honest. Benfica had a terrible start against Basel and CSKA but is no pushover.

I just hope than Man Utd take initiative earöy on and score at least twi goals before parking the buss

Preach it, Kagawa

You're just fishing for (You's) for the hattrick aren't ya?

COME ON THEN LADS

#respect

Mcmanaman already chuffed

Is this Mourinho's last season at Man Utd? He's already sniffing around PSG and hinting he won't be there for long.

Jones and Smalling are always fucking injured.

Nah he'll fulfil his contract. I just hope United are looking at potential successors early instead of scrambling for scraps when the time comes.

No because he's the chosen one

be glad you don't have to watch the game on facebook.

ded thred

>Benfica lineup: who cares
Based

>5th minute yellow card

Benfica's ground is pretty nice tbf, bit empty though.

>Luisao still plays

Should just sack the cunt, too many sickies

Look's a lot like Arenal's. Coincidentally they are also sponsored by the Emirates.

booo

I fucking h8 benfica

Why is the thread so dead?

I don't know if it's a good thing or bad

Juve losing.

wow, mkhitaryan is shit.

Good thing desu

Because Utd aren't losing

Not much happening and there are more interesting games on. It'll explode if >we're losing I'm sure.

Even that stadium is half full.

Rui Faria has had a haircut :3

Basically the new di maria

>18 year old goalkeeper
>injured for no good reason