STEPHEN HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK AGAIN!

STEPHEN HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK AGAIN!

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I miss the old Colbert, straight from the soul Colbert, set on his goals Colbert...

What happened to him? He left his political show, dropped his political satirical character, but somehow got even more political. What happened to the good old days, when he told neoliberals to fuck off when they were literally 10 feet away from him?

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I used to respect this man.

>that face
>Trump in the title

yeah nah

The ''old'' Colbert was an act. He was playing a written character and was only pretending to be retarded.

The ''new'' Colbert is him being himself.

im sorry to trigger you but this is Sup Forums not your Sup Forums safe space

>"Trump..."
>*Restless giggles as audience awaits their golden joke*
>"..is an idiot"
>*crowd erupts into maddening shrieks of laughter with people falling out of their seats and going into shock*

so instead of pretending to be retarded he's showing he actually is retarded

I dont know what the fuck happened.

He was once one of the most based men on earth.

He has fallen so far.

Remember when one of his sketches made gooks so butthurt they tried to get him cancelled? Remember how we were behind in at the time? Shows you how much of a traitorous kike faggot he is

>kike

Technically, he's an Irish/French Catholic

I liked it when he did that big Military special. He would never do it again.

nigga it was all an act, he was meant to be a foil and "other side" take on the daily show, he was always a liberal shithead, you'd know this if you righters actually ever researched fucking anything and didn't just have shit fed to you from fox news, who as it happens, also liked to frequently show clips of the colbert report because they are actually retarded

This made me laugh.

I don't think that's what these guys are saying. Colbert was obviously a parody of the right, but he did it well. It was clever, it was entertaining even if you didn't agree. This? This is lazy bullshit.

i wonder what would happen if he wore a normal suit that fit. I guess mossad would nuke him or sth

>christcuck
>christcuck outrage

>trump
The name itself is cringey and funny in the context of comedy.
It's like 'the absolute madman', what will he do next? Lmao.
Relax, it's only comedy.

> implying I care about his politics

He sacrificed being funny to pander to the very imbeciles that wanted his head on a platter for being funny. I wholeheartedly enjoyed comedy central's Trump V Sanders debate because it was actually funny.

I miss when he was just a voice actor for cartoon Network

The problem with your shilling, Sup Forums is that the majority of people actually despise Trump, so shitpost as much as you want your orange fascist is not going to be liked.

just when you think colbert can't be more of a cuck, you remember he's also a religious catholic cuck who wants to kiss nigger feet like pope francis

send these weirdos back to africa desu

uhh, wrong sweetie

take are of yourself honey

>good night alt-right
>fat neckbeards
>rolled cuffs
I agree with you but...JUST

> I agree with you
> el justo xddd jajaja

Spic who can't detect shitposting detected. Your worthless country os going to suffer, and I cannot get any harder

uhh, sweetie, could you use a source that isn't fake news?

Forget to take your meds this morning bud?

>not hispanic
>can't detect shitposting
What about the Trumpfag who responded before me?
>MAGA?
Because I'm a u.s. american you know?

Grab em by the pussy LOL xD

>dude, trump memes! lmao

>WOOOOO
>So Today...
>crowd goes silent
>Trump...
>BOOOOOOOOO
>did something stupid!
>audience erupts with laughter
>and his hair is stupid!
>laughter-induced earthquake destroys the studio and kills everyone
RIP the rebellion. Sad!

Doesn't look like a cnn or nytimes poll to me, friend

>Rasmussen Reports is (((fake news)))

really makes you ponder what goes on inside of a liberal's head

>majority of people despise Trump

How did he get to be president? :^)

>"Winning"
>Loses popular vote by largest margin ever seen


It's not really 'winning', now is it, sweetie?

Because people who don't know what the electoral college is, like you clearly, also lack the proper critical thinking skills to not fall for his lies.

>trusting the liberal media
>trusting educated people
It's like you're not one of us.
#MAGA

wtf im a #shillforhill now!

Whoa, what's with the anti-semitism? But yeah, popular vote, brilliant strategy, I'm sure 2020 will be an easy win for you good-hearted progressives. Us racist sexist misogynistic racist bigots are going to be absolutely demolished, aren't we?

>it's week 2 of Trump being president
>206 more to go

This is gonna be the best 4 years ever.

>humanitarian aid is not a deal
Read a book, dumbfuck. Or even like a doonesbury cartoon or something. Do his writers not know why we call pickups with MGs 'technicals'?

I hate Trump but goddamn if seeing the liberal analdevastation isn't ALMOST worth it

>Loses popular vote by largest margin ever seen

George McGovern lost by 17million votes though.

>4 years
gonna be eight, m8

>the majority of people actually despise Trump
Not really. It's not like the election was a Hillary landslide. Though it could just be they hate her just as much. But Trump has a huge following, you'd have to be retarded to deny that.

He used to hide behind layers of irony but he tries to play it straight now which comes off as preachy and annoying.

In all seriousness, name some laugh out loud conservative comedy and i'll objectively watch it.
But you can't. The very nature of conservative thinking is simply mean spirited jibes. No sense of humor to speak of. Colbert, in retrospect only has to say 'trump'. It's a cheap laugh, but it's genuine and works.

you really think that obese stressed out man child is going to live for another 4 years?

He's going to have a heart attack or stroke sooner rather than later.

Trump? More like DRUMPF!

Christ she is short

does he do regular jokes like 'hey have you heard about Johnny Depp?' or 'Have you seen this new taco?' type shit or is it all politics?

And then guess who'll be in office?

DUDE LIKE WE CAN'T LET THAT ORANGE HITLER CHEETO MAN GET ANYWHEREN EAR THE NUCLEAR CODES! HE'S GONNA PUT EVERYONE IN CAMPS! AND FEED US TO PUTIN! AND HE'S GONNA RAPE MUSLIM BABIES!

that was funnier then all the current late night hosts

If she wasn't such a lunatic I'd let her give me a mouth hug.

It's unironically a fake news show.
Very biased and also unfunny. sad!

Trump was the best thing to happen to this guys show.

If Hillary had won CBS would've replaced him with Corden already.

>this retarded tribal mentality
guess what he can be a liberal and still be funny to right wingers and left alike but what he is now is only funny to low brow virtue signalling socialists

Sup Forums is so sensitive and whiny that even tumblr looks thick skinned by comparison

Alternative facts, baby.

*bans you from r/the_donald*

Since November when Trump won lots of liberal comedy seems to be mean-spirited jibes at Trump, increasing more and more bitter as the weeks passed and the reality set in for them. It's really not funny anymore.

>I would just like to take this opportunity, as the President of the United States of America, at this political event and talk about something really important: the TV show that I still produce, the Celebrity Apprentice, and how it's ratings suck and Arnold Schwarzenegger is a disaster as a host. Now let's pray.

How fucking narcissistic do you have to be that you need to shit talk about TV show ratings at a political event when you're giving a speech?

>"So this week President Trump-"
>*loud booing*
>"said something stupid."
>*audience laughs riotously*

Gonna be 3. Republicans are going to make it happen. trust me friendo

this is the best outcome

>starts chanting 'build the wall'
>euphoric applause

Sup Forums - obese alt-right faggots throw a hissy fit when a comedian mocks their orange clown

why does the op pic thumbnail make me think that Colbert is waist deep in water?

am i the only one seeing it?

>Trump raises his brow
>*audible gasps*
>He raises his hand
*crowd moans in anticipation*
>"You're"
>*Audience sweating and breathing heavily*
>"Fired"
>*Dies Irae plays as the crowd dies of laughter for 50 minutes straight*
Take that Obama

>be Hillary
>get more votes
>still manages to lose

It is truly a sight to behold. Is there anything she can't fuck up?

All these celebrities who only talk about Trump are like that cliché where all the people who hate gays are secretly gay themselves.

BASED ARNIE

SCHWARZENEGGER 2020

>missing the point this hard
I know shits hard to understand for you when it's not being spoonfed inbetween snarky quips by Trevor noah or john oliver but try to keep up

>muh popular vote that mysteriously only came from California and Newyork days after the election was decided

The american people did not elect donald trump. They eleceted hillary clinton by 3 million votes. If republicans can't get into office without a horse shit system propping them up against the will of the people they serve, then there should be no more republicans

>Waahhhhh me no understand system!! Give me free shit!! Fuckinh repubicalns REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They also got the majority of the house and Senate btw

Its sad when you cant laugh about jokes criticizing your own candidate.

I dont care about Trump, nor Hillary, but if youre not able to laugh at either, youre doing something wrong.

Thats what I loved about the 00s. People werent happy with Bush, but they joked about it. Then the racists came out of their holes and started making everything a race thing, resulting in this massive backlash from the progressives.

I miss comedy.

>I won so the election wasn't rigged
>Actually it was rigged, a guy on twitter said so, but I would have won even bigger
>I only lost the popular vote because I didn't try to win it by popularity, even though elections are exactly that, a popularity contest
>There's massive voter fraud because people are registered in multiple places. I can guarantee nobody of these people voted me. Look atvthis guy, he's an expert because he was registered in three different states.
>Oh wait my daughter and even people in my own administration like Steve were registered in multiple states, well that doesn't count as they totally voted for me but everyone else were for crooked Hillary and part of a nasty conspiracy against me
>Did I already mention I won and that my inauguration had the biggest attendance in history, just ask anyone, like Russia. They'll tell you. I saw millions.
>If you disagree with me or this post, you're fake news.

Lots of checks and balances there!

>actual cucks calling people cucks
I know Sup Forums lingo is fun to use but this is really embarrassing.

>Then the racists came out of their holes and started making everything a race thing, resulting in this massive backlash from the progressives.

Hun, you've got it backwards.

That chart is wrong as fuck lol, trump has been in the 40's since his first couple of days desu

...

>I only lost the popular vote because I didn't try to win it by popularity, even though elections are exactly that, a popularity contest

Hillary voters actually believe this.

>wall of butthurt text

Part of it was that he was playing an act, and the other, and much more significant part is that he's incredibly desperate to get people to watch his show. He knows he's about to get shafted for that fatass British guy, so he's trying incredibly hard to pander to the most insane of liberals.

>XD
>le anti-safe space safe space joke

and this is the sad reality of our time

i can't watch shit anymore because literally nothing is funny

>the fox news meme
get your news from the daily show and npr, huh?

fox showed clips because they knew he was lampooning them

you'd know this if you liberal faggots actually ever researched fucking anything and didn't just believe the shit your left wing kike masters shoveled into your mouth

how's that liberal arts degree going?

being a conservative i've already figured out there will never be a conservative late night host and that's fine, i've found my own sympathetic humor elsewhere

i've also learned to be able to laugh at my side and take a joke

the fucking jokes now are so horrifically stale and unfunny i can't watch anything. literally everything has a political message that's anti-trump

fucking ARROW pretended to kill trump as if the show hadn't already gotten bad enough

>being a conservative
Retard or dad alert. Anyone who identifies themselves as strictly one end of the political spectrum is an actual autist desu

Colberts mother lives by me.

Should I murder her?

>autistic tumblrtubby raised by single mother thinks being a dad is comparable to being retarded

>orange

That's racist.

>SOOO, DONALD TRUMP...

American """""comedy""""", everyone.

>tfw Trumpfags get triggered when someone makes fun of their husbando on a comedy show
Just how thin skinned are they?

>Trumpfags so triggered they're rioting on the streets everyday
lmao what a bunch of babies.

this

i have conservative values and actually have principles i stand behind, unlike you. it's not my identity, it's a descriptor

only millennial tumblrites and plebbitors like you think identifiers=IDENTITY

it's mainstreaming partisanship you utter faggot

>trump used too much salt
DONALD TRUMP GO AWAY RACIST SEXIST ANTI-GAY

user, the principle might be unfamiliar to you but comedy shows make fun of politicians since forever. With Trump being in office, you don't even have to do anything as a writer. He says dumb shit 24/7.
All your deflecting can't hide the fact that you are mad at this.

AND to clarify, only spineless fucks like you are afraid of expressing your political identity more refined than "LOL, TRUMP??? LMAO ORANGE IDIOT"

only people with no principles, who are afraid to vote away from the herd, avoid attaching labels to themselves

humans are complex individuals, you can have more than one label

No it's not, oompa loompas aren't people

Makes me smile everytime

I cant wait till society collapses and we can go hunt down Trumpcucks like the animals they are.

>comedy shows make fun of politicians since forever
i'm all for lampooning politicians, it's healthy

it's not healthy when you only lampoon one side and lionize the other

if you can't see the unfairness in it, you are p a r t o f t h e p r o b l e m