ASTROS vs YANKEES ALCS GAME 5

Most Dangerous Lead Edition

Me at Yankees Stadium with my wife

Why don't the Astros just hit the ball more often?

second for /ourboy/, the wholesome, adorable, God-loving, dong-hitting Aaron Judge.

All Rise!

Carriage ride through Central Park

yankees wont win in houston so this game is irrelevant

I'm guessing the fat one is single?

The DH is a shit rule for shit teams.

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Judge is fucking a girl that I went to middle school with hopefully the jewess doesn't curse him

Asstros regular season babies. Get the fuck out of the playoffs

TY BASED CURSED ILLUSTRATED

THICC

He's a good boy

I met Aaron Judge at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Aaron Judge shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big fan of massive dongers) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Aaron was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Aaron Judge and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>implying choke
go to sleep, asstros

Dubs for Astros rally

judge is saved by the bell as fuck

is that Jim Lee??

HOL UP wtf is this? It was 4-0 when I went to bed last night. Cmon you stupid orange cunts

Kek

>putting a bad catcher in at catcher
gee yanks that's a bold strategy

>old yankee stadium

nice

>Judgelust

Disgusting. Judge is pure. Do not defilte him with your petty carnal desires.

TANAKA CHOKE INCOMING

DELET THIS

Q U A D S C O N F I R M

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no no no quads dont confirm
DELET THIS!

no

Sup Forumsringer

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>quads
Fuck please don't

Now isn't the time for your free home run Tanaka

>anybody thinking they'll get runs here

Did he fugg Sarah?

dubs for inning ending double play

Flirty with each other is pretty pure, desu.

SIT DOWN FAGGOT

chanting crew in tonight

great fucking pitch by tanaka. he never pitches over 93 mph in the reg season but as the japs say in my anime "he's not holding back"

Best stream?

And her mom as well I assume

YOU'RE WRONG

this ump has a weird strike zone

Just some wholesome flirting.

>springer

How do I get a cute white Yankees GF?

>choktros

POOPY
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Gleat Stlike.

Yankees 4-2

do you like that shit cause it reminds you of soccer?

>he doesn't already have one

I pity you user.

Catcher can't catch a fucking ball

Inning over

Try going to Tampa bay there are none here in nyc

very hard, you have to get in their snatch in middle school

Sarah on suicide watch for not getting impregnated by Big Judge

>Yanquis fans
>blanco

your mom has a weird strike zone

Get your shit together gary

CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE REDDIT MAN

user pls

GOT AWAY WITH THAT PITCH

this nigga is the worst catcher, wtf

>Reddit
>Cucked for last out

not surprising

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JAPAN POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tanaka is a big game pitcher

Preliminary question

Do you consider Italians white?

rekt

Someone kill that guy

>Reddit

you have to go back!

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>asstros

LMAO

HAVE A SEAT LASTROS

MASAHIRO

SHIT KEEPER

HONOR AND LOYALTY GUIDES MY FASTBARR

i think thats the first time i saw tanaka show any emotion and its so fucking great

ありがとう、タナカ

POSTSEASON IN THE FUCKIN B R O N X NIGGERS

Tanaka has that ice water in his veins

>Houston fan saying this

wew

Why not get a qt latina astros gf?

It's like another pearl harbour. (i presume houston is in hawaii)

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>all of these ppl talking shit about my Yankees

How about you win 27 rings THEN come back here and talk shit. Till then you cock goblins can polish off my meat mountain.

>the disastros are back

wrong hole

2 bombs wasn't enough yank, should of tried harder

Get a gf. Buy her a hat. Shes now a fan of what you like.

Is LeBron in attendance with his Yanks cap?

>speechless buck
w e w

Smoltz needs to hide his Yankee hate better

strikeout.me

>0-16
AHAHAHA FAGGOT

B-but, they’re hueston stronk.