Most Dangerous Lead Edition
ASTROS vs YANKEES ALCS GAME 5
Me at Yankees Stadium with my wife
Why don't the Astros just hit the ball more often?
second for /ourboy/, the wholesome, adorable, God-loving, dong-hitting Aaron Judge.
All Rise!
Carriage ride through Central Park
yankees wont win in houston so this game is irrelevant
I'm guessing the fat one is single?
The DH is a shit rule for shit teams.
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Judge is fucking a girl that I went to middle school with hopefully the jewess doesn't curse him
Asstros regular season babies. Get the fuck out of the playoffs
TY BASED CURSED ILLUSTRATED
THICC
He's a good boy
I met Aaron Judge at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Aaron Judge shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big fan of massive dongers) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Aaron was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Aaron Judge and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
>implying choke
go to sleep, asstros
Dubs for Astros rally
judge is saved by the bell as fuck
is that Jim Lee??
HOL UP wtf is this? It was 4-0 when I went to bed last night. Cmon you stupid orange cunts
Kek
>putting a bad catcher in at catcher
gee yanks that's a bold strategy
>old yankee stadium
nice
>Judgelust
Disgusting. Judge is pure. Do not defilte him with your petty carnal desires.
TANAKA CHOKE INCOMING
DELET THIS
Q U A D S C O N F I R M
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no no no quads dont confirm
DELET THIS!
no
Sup Forumsringer
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>quads
Fuck please don't
Now isn't the time for your free home run Tanaka
>anybody thinking they'll get runs here
Did he fugg Sarah?
dubs for inning ending double play
Flirty with each other is pretty pure, desu.
SIT DOWN FAGGOT
chanting crew in tonight
great fucking pitch by tanaka. he never pitches over 93 mph in the reg season but as the japs say in my anime "he's not holding back"
Best stream?
And her mom as well I assume
YOU'RE WRONG
this ump has a weird strike zone
Just some wholesome flirting.
>springer
How do I get a cute white Yankees GF?
>choktros
POOPY
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Gleat Stlike.
Yankees 4-2
do you like that shit cause it reminds you of soccer?
>he doesn't already have one
I pity you user.
Catcher can't catch a fucking ball
Inning over
Try going to Tampa bay there are none here in nyc
very hard, you have to get in their snatch in middle school
Sarah on suicide watch for not getting impregnated by Big Judge
>Yanquis fans
>blanco
your mom has a weird strike zone
Get your shit together gary
CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE REDDIT MAN
user pls
GOT AWAY WITH THAT PITCH
this nigga is the worst catcher, wtf
>Reddit
>Cucked for last out
not surprising
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JAPAN POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tanaka is a big game pitcher
Preliminary question
Do you consider Italians white?
rekt
Someone kill that guy
you have to go back!
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>asstros
LMAO
HAVE A SEAT LASTROS
MASAHIRO
SHIT KEEPER
HONOR AND LOYALTY GUIDES MY FASTBARR
i think thats the first time i saw tanaka show any emotion and its so fucking great
ありがとう、タナカ
POSTSEASON IN THE FUCKIN B R O N X NIGGERS
Tanaka has that ice water in his veins
>Houston fan saying this
wew
Why not get a qt latina astros gf?
It's like another pearl harbour. (i presume houston is in hawaii)
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>all of these ppl talking shit about my Yankees
How about you win 27 rings THEN come back here and talk shit. Till then you cock goblins can polish off my meat mountain.
>the disastros are back
wrong hole
2 bombs wasn't enough yank, should of tried harder
Get a gf. Buy her a hat. Shes now a fan of what you like.
Is LeBron in attendance with his Yanks cap?
>speechless buck
w e w
Smoltz needs to hide his Yankee hate better
strikeout.me
>0-16
AHAHAHA FAGGOT
B-but, they’re hueston stronk.