NEXT SUMMER

...

DONALD TRUMP

A BIG GUY

CRASHES PLANE

WITH NO SURVIVORS

NIGGERS

BECOMES A STAPLER

BOUND ACROSS THE SAVANNA

STARRING

HOWEVER

CLASSIC

INCLUDING ALSO

JEB BUSH

AS

HAHA CLOWN

PEPSI MAN

JEW

'S

HIS PARENTS DON'T EXPECT THIS

WHEN SUDDENLY ROB SCHNEIDER

*footage of little kids being burned alive in vietnam*

FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU

*It Ain't Me starts playing*

STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI

IS THE FAMILY EVENT OF THE YEAR YOU *DON'T* WANT TO MISS

REPEATED DIGITS

STARING BRENDAN FRASER

A VIETNAM FLASHBACK

*Record scratches*
BUT THAT'S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE WHEN

THIS SUNDAY NIGHT, WWE SUPERSTAR JOHN CENA

HIS BEST FRIEND

NEXT SUMMER: DONALD TRUMP, A BIG GUY, CRASHES A PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS.

NIGGERS BECOME A STAPLER, BOUND ACROSS THE SAVANNA.

STARRING RICHARD HARRIS AND PAUL DANO.

INCLUDING ALSO JEB BUSH AS HAH, A CLOWN.

PEPSI MAN JEWS. HIS PARENTS DON'T EXPECT THIS, WHEN SUDDENLY ROB SCHNEIDER *footage of little kids being burned alive in vietnam*

FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU *It Ain't Me starts playing* STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI, IS THE FAMILY EVENT OF THE YEAR YOU *DON'T* WANT TO MISS

REPEATED DIGITS (starring Brendan Fraser): A VIETNAM FLASHBACK

AND ARMY DOG AS HIMSELF

IAM GOING TO THE LOBBY

ONLY TO SEE

Now make a movie poster for it

"I'M CIA"

So, Donald Trump, a dead guy, Paul Dano, Jeb Bush, Pepsi Man, Rob Schneider, and Brendan Fraser all in one movie? Sounds lit

POOPOO PEEPEE

*IS* THE BYE BYE MAN

CILLIAN MURPHY IS