TEXAS REKT YET AGAIN
ASTROS vs YANKEES ALCS GAME 5
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METS
is this /cric/?
cricket edition, nice
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as a lifelong Astros fan, i am truly ashamed of my tem.
>Hello everyone and welcome to Fox's coverage of an American bombing run on Hiroshima. I'm Joe Buck and with me as always is Troy Aikman.
>it's a crisp August morning in Southern Japan and what goes better in the morning than Dunkin' Donuts®? America runs on Dunkin'!™
>Japan's air defenses have been laughable in the last few months, Troy. Do you see them putting up any kind of a fight?
>I just can't, Joe. Japan has been miserable recently but they just refuse to quit. I could see bombings like this one going on for months.
>It looks like we're starting here so let's cut to the aerial coverage, brought to you by Goodyear®!
>Here comes the Enola Gay...
>it's about overhead of Hiroshima now...
>Gay...
>and he... drops the payload.
>Let's take another look with the Toyota® instant replay.
>Looks like it only dropped one bomb, Joe. Can't expect it to do much damage...
>You really can't, Troy, but what you can expect is for America to toon in to a brand new episode of The Simpsons, followed by a new Family Guy, only on Fox!
>and that was a massive explosion, Troy. Let's hear from Erin Andrews down in downtown Hiroshima. Erin?
>...
>Looks like we're having some technical issues with the headset. We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors.
umpball
the only way Yankees can manage a win
She likes the Yankees
9th FOR FUCK YOU NEW ZEALAND
>rags
why do women hate manlets so much
The edition of my people
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I know bird isn't thinking about stealing any bases now....
>get addicted to hairplugs
>still have a shit hairline
lmao
Why the fuck is there a fucking cricket picture for a baseball thread
Fuck off, faggot
What do i have to do for Dark Wizard Trump to bless "my" team?
I'll rape this girl one day
Classic Joe.
Women are bloodhounds for genetic inferiority
Because all of them that are heightists are sluts
>"user, you waited an hour on the line to say that? tell me, what do you do for a living?"
She thinks she's hot shit because her dick is bigger than Altuve's. What a cunt.
thanks for using my thread guys
means alot
Because every one that exists is a wasted sperm that could have been a potential boyfriend. its like seeing a deformed chick or something
I'm a fiyahman
HIT A FUCKING BALL
WHY CAN'T YOU HIT THE FUCKING BALL
FUCK YOU ASTROS
YOU FUCKING PATHETIC PIECES OF SHIT
HIT THE DAMN BALL
USE THE BAT
HIT THE BALL
MAKE IT GO FAR
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
HOW ARE YOU THIS FUCKING BAD
FOR 5 FUCKING GAMES IN A ROW
HIT THE FUCKING BALL
If a sport from another country were to replace dying kneelegg, is cricket a good choice? Or is it too similar to baseball.
I know it'll probably be divegrass but cricket seems okay.
> MEST
tell me laddo, how similar are cricked and baseball?
I'm a garbage man, Mike.
why so men dislike flat asses inferior genes for breeding.
I'm an umpiyah
all women are hightists senpai. just depends on how strict they are. some have lower standards
Baseball is literally the upgrade to Cricket though.
Hello amigo
apologize
I'm uh stahting pitchuh in MLB The Show
Cricket has boat-paddle looking bats, only two bases, all pitches bounce, there's a circular field, home runs mean nothing, and games can last LITERALLY DAYS
Good afternoon, Sup Forums pals!!
Phew!! I'm so glad to be part of this possible American League championship for the Yankees!
Go Yankees!
I'm a volunteer moderator on a non-profit forum for those suffering from autism, Mike.
I sell zyppah pills, mike
No one would ever choose to play cricket over baseball, cricket would just be full of the rejects who couldn't crack it in baseball.
cricket is the chess to baseballs checkers. i dont mean that disrespectfully i like checkers
NAH NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH NAH
HEY HEY EY
GOODBYE
somebody explain cricket and I might bite.
>bringing in a literal cock to save the day
Headley is DEADLY!
PANAMABRO! How are the beepers?
>aoi as a blue gays fan
This hurts so much.
i have canca, mike
test is a multiple day affair and t20 is a meme, baseball already fills the bat and ball sport role. rugby would be the logical successor.
Dont curse it ya fagget
cricket is in the day most usually
alot more home runs in cricket
various versions of the cricket short game and really really long game (5 days which quite often will end in a draw)
good playing against the old empire desu tho comfy indian aussie kiwi and windie bros
she is blue tho
Couldn't have started getting something out of the DH at a better time.
I killed my parents in self-defense when I was 14 years old.
fuck you north carolina cuck
Only cool thing was games last days.
If there are no substitutions, truly a game of endurance
Hey Mike do you think the Yankees should sign Andy Petite as a bullpen coach?
lmao why does this nigga actually look like a bird
>tfw the Astros have been preparing and tanking for this year to finally win the World Series
>yankees are “rebuilding” yet still shit all over Houston and end their massive championship plan
>houston
>implying BASED Hideki Matsui wasn't a huge factor in the Yankees winning the Eries that year
rugby
cricket is gay
reddit bros, were you guys able to find a stream?
MLS already has a foothold and corporate support. I can't see rugby being the one. It'll probably be soccer.
>tfw the streaky headley switch finally got flicked
Yankees fan
>Sounds of Power saws running in the background
baseball is like an evolved form of cricket, just better in almost every way
I have a perfect one but I'm not sharing :^)
how is a flat ass inferior for breeding you tarded
>IS THIS A PARODY ACCOUNT
Is this a female "gamer"?
I average 40 points a game at St. John's, then I tried out for the Knicks but they discriminate against gay people.
cmon brett blow these asstros away for me
DELET
Water polo is like chess and soccer is checkers. I mean that disrepectfully I hate checkers
gardner is a master of fouling pitches off to his left and not much else
>Yankees rebuilding year
>Reach ALCS
This is like in Game of Thrones where the crazy torture guy just says "lol I need 20 good men" and defeats a whole army overnight
I'm recker's live in sex slave
Would be cool for rugby to get bigger here, but it will probably be oversaturated with the juiced nigger mentality and it will become handegg 2.0
Indians and pakis throw rocks at each others heads. That's really it
>mfw i google water polo
its a real thing wtf. still looks like shit compared to real polo though
As an Astros fan, I am really buttmad.
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Do they cum all over their helmets or something? Why do they look so disgusting?
Sanchez casually playing Sudoku in the dugout during the game
He just fouled one off to his right.
APOLOGIZE
It's pine tar
dont rate this gardner guy desu
name on the semen demon?
World Series*
JUST LET POSEY DELIVER THE BABY GOD DAMN IT. HE MIGHT COME OUT A LEGEND
LADS I NEED A DEFINITIVE ANSWER
IS AARON JUDGE A MEME?
>Buster Posey in the hospital
Sounds about right
Both YES and NO
9 more fucking outs
jesus christ
I got fully engorged wood
No
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