Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen.

>oh shit free pen

It's a big pen.

buy this pen or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

For u

For you.

sell me these dubs

4 U

You need this pen to check these dubs

ey fuck u

If you don't buy this pen, your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>*rubs pen*
masku sumfn red

Buy this pen if you want to see it again without a proctologist's help

*Shoves pen into pooper*

ECKS DEE

WHAT A FUCKING HELLA EPIC MOVIE

baneposting is facebook tier now

They will never understand the true essence of the meme

No, but "OR ELSE WILL YOUR MOTHER DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT" is and has always been actual Facebook material.

no, it's mine. fuck off you jew!

No, I'm going to let you lease the pen!

Just buy a fucking pen, okay?

...

This pen was recently in the vagina of Lisa Ann. Here, have a sniff.

what if he already had a pen,

*runs out of Scottrade office*
How gunna cash dividends R'yik??

i-it's the Montegrappa killer!

What dubs?

If you have a pen like this, women will just let you do anything. Kiss them, grab em by the pussy, you name it.

I'll have this trips instead.

The pen comes with a free oscar

I know the best pens. I know the overrated pens. The underrated pens. I know the mediocre pens. This is the best pen, a real killer, believe me

These trips are more succulent.

Sell me those trips

It's a fantasy pen

He became a PUA?

>baneposting is facebook tier now
It is. But whereas in the past once a meme became too popular and spread across other places on the internet Sup Forums would completely dismiss using it, now it is common to hold on to the most popular memes inspite of their popularity. Why? Because the average poster here isn't a "4channer" in the tarditional sense, but is actually a redditor, facebook normie, underage 9gagger, or whatever else have you. Sup Forums is dead, has been for a while. Try not to get so bent out of shape over memes.

my penis great, can write upside down! true story

(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

>mfw go to a job interview and the lady conducting the interview tells me to do this

Did the job entail selling pens?

Gay and fuck you

...

...

Your pen is pleb, I have a better pen.

It's a vape pen, leo

this is the most reddit memey post I've ever read, climb into a noose and cut your wrists you black bastard

Can I get a quick rundown on the pen?

underrated post

"Hey Rick,'mask you sumthin'. You wanna buy a pen?"

you see this pen?
i shoved it up my ass

there.

lewd

Sorry, i don't sell Chinese shit.

UUUU