How do you think this exchange went?

How do you think this exchange went?

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dude has a monster head

that's what your mom said about me ha

>"you're the greatest footballer in the world mate"
>"Thanks Cris!"

Considering both speaks barely understandable english I don't think they said much to be honest

>"Thank you my friend. Bye, bye."

Ronaldo only said that to Messi though. Why would he say it to some garbage englelsh system babby fraud like Kane?

"Hey good game"
"Yeah good match"

Like normal players

"What did you have for lunch?"
"A ham sandwich"
"Oh"

Harry Kane is a top lad

>"thish shure wash a 'ard game Chris
>>What the fuck did you just call me?

*heavy breathing*
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good talk

>great game chris
> WHO DA FOOCK IS THIS GUY

>hello
>hi
>yeah

>messi
>not a system babby fraud

'you ever see what those autists post about us on spuh?'
'hahaha yeah fucking virgins'

>mhmm your back muscles are fooking tight cris

>FUCK off Hairy Gayne

>Here let me show you how to unhook a bra with one hand
>t-thanks Harry, say, would you like to visit my house sometime so you can show me again?
>LOL get lost m8 before I bash ya prettyboy face in. Now go on fuck off

probably this if were being serious

kek

>Wanna suck each other's cocks after the game?
>Sorry, Harry, I'm not gay. Fag.

"heyoo ronny would you like to get some dinner after the game desu"

I'll replace you Ronaldo

I assume that Ronaldo tried to speak to him in English but Kane just responded in confused grunts

>pssssshhhhhhh, nothin personell kid

>implying Benzema wouldn't be the one he replaces

I hope so

>where's the mic hidden, you fookin snitch?!?

>Now neither of us will be virgins

Holy fuck you people are boring. Sup Forums used to be funnier than this. Guess the summer people took over.