The city of USA (Soccer)

>The city of USA (Soccer)

We're fucked.
Our media is still clueless or manipulated by the federation. It's the only reason I can imagine why American journalists are basically ignoring Laurent Blanc (it's all over European sports websites, and Vegas odds have him as the favorite.

Meanwhile they're being distracted by fucking LANDON DONOVAN running to be an executive? This is like promoting a Lieutenant to Major General. I have an awful feeling that, since Grant Wahl can't manage to meme a woman into the head of the sport, he's going to try to get Landon in.

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>mfw imagining a Frenchman at the head of the US Soccer Federation

Laurent Blanc is a racist; look it up. Even his last name means 'white'.

I legitimately believe this is the reason Grant Wahl isn't covering the story.

Does Blanc even want the job?

Alexi Lalas when

It's all very mysterious. The story apparently is that they've been in contact with each other. What we know for sure is that Blanc has seen all these stories and decided not to put an end to them.

Maybe it's some trickery devised by his agent to get European clubs to remember that he exists.

>Breaking News

Fuck, in a real soccer country, the poo in the loo would have already been fired

Normal American here, how long until divegrass here collapses entirely? I want to see the mlels go up in flames.

if mlels collapese it's not going to be for at least 3 years, hipsters are into it and attendence is alright. natinoal team is in fucking flames though.

Mls won't collapse

>MLS
>collapse
lol

in 5-10 years it will be better than most Euro leagues m8, at least Bundesliga tier

Just capped this. Going to post it again when the MinorLS is in fucking flames. Probably going to be when they introduce relegation and murricans cry about it because it's too complicated

Hmm. As I recall, 5 years ago MLS fans said by now the league would be comparable to Liga mx? Because right now it isn't

It'll stay irrelevant forever instead

No one cares about soccer, I wish the libshits here would stop trying to push it because I don't care that eurofags and third worlders like the shitty sport

Shit, ten years ago MLS fans thought the sport was breaking out into the mainstream because the Seattle and LA team were bringing up thousands

And here we are ten years later, and no one cares about MLS outside of the hipsters still

Kek.

>Bundesliga tier
>country has only won two club continental championships
>they won them when there was no club WC and nobody cared about it


>Trineo and Tobogan.
>can't qualify to the WC
>literally worse than Honduras and Panama
>murrica

The US has and will always have a shitty soccer league. It will never be euro quality at this rate, with the money already spent it should at least be Liga MX or Brazil tier.

And keep in mind that the last of those was 17 years ago.

>US media incompetent at doing something
gee what a shock

>losing to Triangle and Tambourine

wtf

i love laurent now

why are socialist countries so good at football?

someone should end the poo in loo

by any dubs necessary

Uncle Sam Allardyce

>losing to trinidad and tobago

no one gives a single fuck about soccer

I don't get how the US is so bad. I can understand not being the best but not even being competitive is just surprising when we have more young people play soccer than anyone and threw so much money at this team.

>won't relegate or promote teams
>salary caps
>has "drafts" where the worst teams get to pick the best players first
>calls other countries socialist
do Americans ever feel shame when they are shown to be hypocritical pieces of obese shit, or do they lack the brainpower to process such complex emotions?

soccer will never get a foothold in this country because no one wants it to, flagkneel and niggerdunk reign supreme and will always reign supreme, and even if it didn't for some reason, it sure as shit wouldn't be poorkick that would take its place

>Private league

Learn what socialism is bong. Not to mention learn how our sports fucking work as well so you don't look stupid making such claims

There's only ONE pro league and no owner or city or fans would appreciate such a stupid concept as promotion and relegation. It falls on players and every league aside from the NFL has a minor/development league poor performers will be sent to if they aren't hacking it

Salary Caps are arbitrary and frequently broken

Drafts mean shit except in the NBA and the NBA has a lottery for the first pick. The MLB draft means nothing as players develop in minor leagues before they go to the majors, if they ever get called at all. The top pick in the NFL means nothing as teams have 53 player rosters and one player won't make a huge difference. First rounders are also typically chosen to suit needs, not pick the best player

And yes, you fags are socialist

Please spare us that Pajeet tier posting
>India superpower by 2020
>MLS will be a legitimate league in 5-10 years

not bad at all. comfortably top 20, this was just the perfect storm of everything bad ever happening and it was a massive fluke that required them to get a point at a bad team, and then THAT game was a massive fluke that results in a crazy fluke own goal and a crazy goal the guy wouldnt scored if he tried 100 more times. all of a sudden people wanna tear it all down.

Stop pretending like things are good, they're fucking shit. Mleless is a joke and when their puppet Arena took over, he took us back 20 years tactically by playing a 4-4-2 with kickball tatctics and the Mleless all stars in the lineup.

On the flip side, the experience of being a European club soccer fan is the best it has ever been in this country.

EPL getting great coverage on NBC and it's never been easier to watch Champions League, La Liga, and Serie A.

I remember having to pay per view Champions League finals and UEFA Euro tournaments on Dish Network back in the early 2000s. Not to mention getting one UCL game a week on ESPN 2 that was usually pre-recorded.

I have no sympathy for the MLS. The quality of play is piss poor, the players are just bad, and the branding of it is just starting to get better. They can start with implementing relegation and stopping signing washed up Euroscrubs like David Villa.

Plus the MLS draft no longer provides more than 5 or 6 decent players per year, next to nobody chosen after the first round has any real future as a pro since all the good prospects sign homegrown deals or go abroad well before they'd become draft eligible.

>Laurent Blanc
Why would we want ANOTHER Yuro to fuck up our mess?
This one has ZERO experience with the Americas

>US soccer will die in your life time
What a time to be alive, truly the best timeline

why the fuck are you still moping about this? it's done.

Come back and try again for qatar.

It's the ultimate bandwagon fandom. Nobody cares about the sport unless it's the world cup. Do you think people watch the Gold Cup? Or even know what it is? And how the fuck do you lose to Trinidad & Tobago? Or even fuck up qualifying in a format tailor-made for you and Mexico to qualify?

Let it die. I'm sick of seeing dipshits with their MAN YOO hats constantly asking me what the Champions League is and why there are so many teams in it.

youtube.com/watch?v=8TGOKG2KjBA

Isn't Divegrass the fastest growing sport in the USA?

>It's the only reason I can imagine why American journalists are basically ignoring Laurent Blanc
I can think of a better reason. It involves Football Season being in full fledge, Baseball in playoffs, NHL, and NBA starting up. You know, sports. Darts, Soccer, Poker and whatever are really only for when there is nothing else to talk about.

>stupid concept as promotion and relegation

>Doesnt punish failure
>Calls other countries socialists

>1 person watches it
>another person watches a game
>100% growth, fastest growing sport.
WTF why dont North Americans admit they love soccer?

Friendly reminder
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2010

This was later actualized so you will be WC Champs by 2018. Oh the irony.

>comfortably top 20
STOP! Please, just stop. >We are probably mid 20s, not even top 20 and >we would wipe the floor with you. Our B team, full of lads getting their first caps, smashed your "promising team" last time they met.

You are NOT top 20, and you are certainly not "comfortably" there. You're top 30 at best, and even that's very doubtful.

No

damn. RIP USA

>We're
>Our

Well it's one of the fastest growing. Apparently lacrosse is lel

I've terrible news for you. Leagues owned by single entities that are profit seeking aren't comparable to national-level socialism (for blatantly obvious reasons). The real cringe comes into play when reading your little rant at the end there. So self assured, and so stupid all at once.

They can as well start to play football using handegg rules.

because national level socialism actually helps people who need the help

american socialism only exists to give fat jews more money from gullible poor people i can see why youre proud to make the distinction

American leagues and their owners are all friends, and vote together. they would actually be annoyed if one of their rivals went bankrupt because it would mean less money for the league and in turn them. i doubt their owners even give a fuck about winning just taking more and more money

>this entire post
How can someone be so fucking retarded yet so confident in their retarded opinions?

Slit your little balls and never reproduce, please.

there are very serious financial incentives to win.
The reason we need this system is because our sports are very complex, and with the exception of maybe baseball it would be pay to win. these arent 1-0 rng sports. We use drafts to keep it competitive and because NA is large and full of shitholes.nobody would want to play in a lot of markets. Lastly our leagues are way to ahead of the competition to have regulation and promotion anyway.

The man knows football, at its highest level.

So did Klinsmann

>everything i dont like is a communism

you want some chips with all that salt lads

Why are you so worried if no one cares?

Sacramento will save American Soccer

>A Private League in which a sport that can't be run in an American way, is Run in an American way.

>Not Punishing Failure and Incomptence with Relegation

Please leave. You clearly know absolutely nothing

MLS is organized well and making money steadily. It won't collapse unless it's attempts at expansion backfire terribly somehow.

This. I am in Houston and shit the tickets are just as much as a good baseball seat and it is basically sold out. I don't know how this happened.