Mfw I baneposted in real life and now my professor thinks I'm severely retarded

>mfw I baneposted in real life and now my professor thinks I'm severely retarded

You've ruined me, Sup Forums.

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What did you say to him?

>yfw your professor was right

Memes don't belong in the real world, user.

>prof's name is Dr. Pawel
>doing shit in pathology lab
>my group has a problem and tells me to call him over
>go stand behind him while he's busy with another group
>start thinking about TDKR and giggling to myself
>put my hands on my belt loops and whisper "Dr. Pawel, I'm CIA" under my breath
>he turns around
>looks at me with pure hatred and walks away

Christ, you're actually retarded

You do realize Bane was 5'5 right? Stop worshiping a midget, seriously.

OC

H E K N O W S

Dude

CAPTCHA: STOP

I thought I whispered it really quietly, I honestly didn't expect him to hear.

next time you're in class approach a classmate and angrily ask who paid them to grab Dr. Pawel

>mfw your next paper you get back just says "Big Grade" at the top

I'd be really happy but I fucking want to pass, man.

>cia pepe.jpg

This thread wins so much

Put me in the screencap, please

Holy shit and I thought I was autistic for browsing this board

I do it every so often. I cringe after I do it all the time.

>start thinking about TDKR and giggling to myself

>professor thinks I'm severely retarded

>doctor Death, I am CENA.I.A.

>using iFunny
You already are severely retarded

that's Scooby's chest

Saved for posterity.

I think you just drop out and restart somewhere else

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I guess I'm not that autistic at least

know how i know you are gay?

Years of NEETdom has given me the habit of talking to myself. Since I have nothing to talk about I just repeat shit I've seen on the internet or tv. Last night I was walking to the kitchen at like 5am and I muttered "You're a big guy. For youuuuuuu." My faggot dad was up in the pitch black kitchen. He didn't say anything but I got embarrassed. He talks to himself hatefully all the time though. Really creepy actually. So he has no room to judge me.

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When he asks for you to present with your group say:
"You don't get to bring friends"

You did not put me in the screencap, faggot!

h-how

You did good lad

I don't use ifunny, I googled "CIA pepe" and that's the first result I could find.

I'm glad you enjoyed my shit thread

post rare CIA

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>Baneposting in real life
>Thinking about memes and giggling to yourself in public

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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Could be worse. At least you're not in prison for Baneposting.

story?

>mfw I do it sometimes and nobody knows

CIA successful captured him

epic fucking win dude!!!

>Some tripfag from /k/ goes to a BLM protest with a few others
>Baneposts IRL, memes on a livestream, leaves
>Goes back to the rally a few days later with different people
>Gets jumped by a pack of 20-30 blacks immediately
>Tries to retreat, gets chased and attacked
>Whips out a 1911 and shoots 5 of them
>Arrested and held in jail for over a year
>Has a trial, found guilty on all counts
>Convicted of first-degree assault and riot because he sent some racist text messages and a video he made a few days before with memes and baneposting
>Currently looking at 7-20 years in prison, sentencing is next month

memes IRL: not even once.

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put me in the screen cap you thots

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Checked, now you gotta do it OP

Yikes.

I'm so happy I'm not this autistic

KEK

>think this is fake
>google 4U on wikipedia for this bullshit
>this is real

>tfw I've daydreamed that I would have to eventually deal with a psych patient at my job who would quote CIA nonstop and that I'd have to put on a mask and engage with him

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That's a big mistake

...for you.

I want Becky to sit on my face

she looks like a pretty big girl

For who? For you?

>mfw im in class thinking about BRAAAAAAAP posting and the "mmmm... yes.. sniff... quite pungent indeed....sniiiiiiiffffff" copypasta

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For you

I hope so, she a thicc girl

youtu.be/YcchrgJgryo

Here's the short

I'm guilty of the latter.

>make like a tree and get the fuck off my bench

Why do so many tripfags end up in jail?

ITT times you acted like CIA

>be on the bus on a very rainy and windy day
>guy tries to get on at the next stop but his umbrella blows away and he gets soaked
>immediately adopt my power stance and the subtle Aiden Gillen facial ticks where my mouth is a really thin squiggly line smirk and my eyes shift to the side and say 'he didn't fly so good'
> guy states me down in anger asking if I'm starting shit
>I remark to the old Russian lady sitting next to me that she should get this hothead out of here
>he puts his hands on me thoroughly angry
>I don't accept this outcome as I was under the apprehension I was in charge here
>Bus driver stops and approaches to break it up
>I call him a big guy as his stature was quite formidable
>kicks me and the other guy off the bus with no survivors

I never attempted to Banepost in real life again

At least you didn't bane post an EP
a good EP
I have it on a mix cd somewhere
m.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg

xD just Sup Forums things bros haha we're based . meetup when big guys ? lol

I didn't imagine her voice like that but other than that I kinda like it

hothead detected

>philosophy meme course
>enter classroom
>there is this big fucking picture of Descartes to the side of where I sit
>everyday is a struggle

>The Dark Knight Rises came out 5 years ago

>observe as the redditor, upon realizing he is not in his natural environment, feels threatened and lashes out

sounds like self defense to me desu, was he supposed to just let them beat him to death?

So you're a fellow memepeater?
God bless you, user

stay strong user, you can make it

y-yeah retards right

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>Gets jumped by a pack of 20-30 blacks immediately
>Tries to retreat, gets chased and attacked
>Whips out a 1911 and shoots 5 of them

He shouldn't been charged at all, that's self-defense though.

>tfw to intelligent for normie conversations

for you

>meme to myself like in your post at 3am
>mom walks into kitchen when I'm standing at the fridge just after saying violently WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MILK REEEEEE

She's used to it desu

>My faggot dad was up in the pitch black kitchen.

Keep in mind that it was made by one person

for you intensifies

AUTISM

who else /baneposts irl/ in this thread?

When I'm standing around at work and I want to look attractive to the women (big university's main library, lots of hot young women around) I do the CIA power pose with hands outlining my dick

You are actually retarded.

The state made the case that because of his attitudes towards blacks and the video he made days before that constituted intent and therefore invalidated the self-defense claim. Of course the cucked Minneapolis jury bought it.

Will probably get thrown out on appeal though. From what I saw it was by all measures justified even if the kid was a racist idiot.

>going to the local non-dubbed kinoplex
>noticed an old broken refrigerator in a dumpster on the way
>start giggling like a retarded motherfucker
>my friend looks at me perplexed
just kidding I have no friends

Why does it get funnier everytime
youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

Fuck you Sup Forums you made me a bigger social outcast with this meme that everyone looks at me weird when someone references something related to planes,the CIA or Doctors and i have a lil quiet giggle and don't know how to explain it withoat sounding autistic.

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POSTING IN EBIC THREAD

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>hear my team lead discussing vidya with a colleague during a coffee break in a manner a 4channer would
>see him sharing memes in slack chat (the kinds normies don't usually repost, like rlm ones )
>this one time we're discussing work and he says: 'it's a big task'
>me: 'for you'
>we casually banepost irl ever since
it's nice to know you're not the only autistic person in a building

s-shut up nerd

You need to not be an autistic freak to memepost in real life.
>Out at the club.
>Tell my brother I'm going to PowerPose™
>Stand in the classic CIA pose.
>On a dance floor.
>Not moving.
>MILF comes up to me and starts kissing me for no reason.