Why didn't he use a gun?
Why didn't he use a gun?
Adam James
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Oliver Myers
only saruman had learned to use gunpowder
Asher Wood
didn't the dwarf use a blunderbuss or somethin?
Caleb Walker
Why do we have 4 LotR threads on the first page?
Justin Carter
Because it's our new favorite since the comfy 300+ threads
Logan Sanders
Why didn't he use a rocket launcher?
Jackson Ramirez
Why didn't he just give Sam the Ring and fuck off? Sam was better in every way and actually resisted the Ring's temptation, Frodo was useless and almost ruined everything
Angel Wilson
why didn't he drive a tank? it would have protected him from orcs and those flying things
Mason Watson
why didn't gandalf the gay use some badass spells ?
Logan Ramirez
Why didn't Gandalf just teleport Frodo to Mount Doom?
Oh yeah because he's a shit wizard lol
Andrew Smith
Why didn't Frodo just tie the ring to a really long piece of string he's carrying so that he's far enough away from it at all times to not be effected by it.
Camden Rivera
it might get snagged on a twig
Carter Rodriguez
Michael Lopez
Better question: in the thousands of years between's Sauran's defeat and Sauran's return, why did elven technology advance so little? They should have had machine guns by now.
Easton Hill
That was the dumbest thing I've ever watched. Thanks I think.
Here is my retort:
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Anthony Mitchell
elves are useless
remember evil is active good is reactive
David Richardson
why didn't sauron just put the ring on his toe
Brandon Rivera
>cock ring
>automatically adjusts in size
Well that's handy
Asher Roberts
A wizard of shit?
Owen Brooks
It always bugs me that he's an immortal creature with wizard powers but during battles he mostly just hits people with a stick.
Easton Edwards
Not sure if anyone has thought of this before but why didn't they just fly the eagles to mordor?
Isaiah Russell
They did this in the books but Peter F'ing Jackson had to go and write this fanfiction version. That's why the books are so much shorter.
Blake Davis
Frodo gets a little trigger happy around black people
Julian Young
if he put the ring up his arse would still he become invisible?
Christopher Myers
Why didn't he use a gun?
he could have killed harry on multiple occasions
Matthew Phillips
Please tell me those chicken skin arms are prosthetics
Jace Foster
Could definitely lead to a bad scene when Sauron finds him. The worst cavity inspection of all time.
Lucas Morales
Airport security: Mordor
Matthew Phillips
He's in Britain, guns are illegal
Joshua Hall
>Lord Voldemort exits his cab on the left side of the road.
>"Oi! Das a wee bit o'sticky wicket right 'ere now, innit?" says he, pulling a half-eaten crumpit from his petticoat
>"'ats fer true," responds Peter Pettigrew, adjusting his knickers.
>The seem to have noticed that 12 Grimmauld Place doesn't seem to exist
>"Aye, I'v'an idear," says Voldemort.
>He pulls out a wand, and begins to whisper an incantation
>Before he can, the London police bobbies show up and blow whistles at him.
>"Oi! Lad! Anyfing dat looks or can be used as a weapon, is one in the Queen's Country (God save 'er)!"
>Voldemort drops his wand as the bobbies grip his wrists and take him into the station
>Harry Potter never has to deal with Voldemort again because of London's finest, the wonderful police force keeping the streets of Bongland safe.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Jack Gomez
>Lord Voldemort is about to kill Harry Potter
>Big Bong bongs six bongs
>"'aight lads let's take a break, 'ave some tea"
>Harry Potter escapes once again