MY BRAIN IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE
MY BRAIN IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE
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I HAVE A RELIABLE SOURCE
BUT HE FUCKING DOES EVERY TIME
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Was it a coincidence that AJ was sitting in the light? It seems this was occult symbolism meant to illustrate his illuminated greenpill state
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worst guest
Watch it globalists.
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I believe all this shit familia
go back
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR WATER FILTERS, FILL UP YOUR DROPPERS WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY (35.5ml)
THE CONDITIONING HAS BEEN BROKEN AND IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BIG ENCHILADA, DRINK YOUR "APPLE JUICE" & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
BRAIN FORCE
HERBAL NOOTROPICS
SNAKE OIL
MOON OCEAN IMPACT PROBES
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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR HOMEMADE NEWS DESK, FITTED WITH DOCUMENTS ON OPRAH'S PEDOPHILE EUGENICS MONOLITH AND DEAD CHINESE ASTRONAUT MATRIX HIVEMIND WEATHER CONTROL MACHINES
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE RANT YOU CALL OVER DONALD TRUMP USING TWITTER BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR 12-DIMENSIONAL ELITE FOLD-SPACE WW2 DRONE PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PSYCHIC PAPA SMURFS, FOLLOWED BY CALLS FROM CIA VAMPIRES JUST AS THE INTERNAL COUP BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE SUN = A STARGATE TO SATAN BUILT BY HILLARY CLINTON AND GOOGLE USES THE BOHEMIAN GROVE FOR GAY HOT DOG PARTIES
FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR
FOLKS TEXAN NUCLEAR RAILROADS LITERALLY POWERED BY BLOOD AND SEMEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH BACKUPS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK
>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"
>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"
-Alex Jones, 2017
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE VATICAN BILBERBURG MEETING SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS
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cue the 2nd amendment
Eddie was getting a little too woke at the end there
(Adjusts headphones)
CAN'T CONTAIN ALL THIS DATA
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Joe is in the dark, Alex is in the light. This is the last time they speak as friends.
Did buzz aldren tell you that?
Alex should do every show drunk and high.
Memorizing documents like that
Eddie ruined that show.
What was the one document he rattled off?
>Episode # 911
>Alex Jones
Uhm, what did Joe mean by this?
That show is still pure pure kino despite Eddie
He said he did it on purpose
I only watched the first 15 minutes and was already pissed off. Joe didn't push back on ANYTHING
He fucking claims Clinton has personally murdered and raped children about 15 minutes in and he doesn't say shit
fucking cuck
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Yes, but what did he mean by that?
he's pointing at us
That he did it on purpose.
There are no coincidences.
FOR WHAT PVRPOSE
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hit me as hard you can
THEY'RE POINTING AT US
Bait?
This is some inter dimensional autism.
9/10
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One hell of an actor.
fuck im reinstalling deus ex now
t. Megyn Kelly
>alex starts talking
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He's so dumb, I've been drinking fluoride water almost all my life and I'm fine
holy shit someone needs to make edit a video of them talking with the deus ex black bars and subtitles with this music going on
please
Which video should be edited
Made one shitty mashup using DuClare Chateau music
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Don't know if this works,
kinda the idea I had originally
my fucking sides
this is too good
fucking lmfao
Best Podcast Ever.
(except for Dan Carlin's stuff)
Actually this combination might work as well.
Did anyone else notice Sup Forums got brought up like 4 times?
Im not a religious man.
HOWEVER, I thank god daily that I wasnt born American.
>there are literally "people" out there who "think" that Alex Jones is anything but a loud-mouthed retard
>MASS MURDER PILLS
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W'E'RE ALL JUST CIRCUITS IN THE MACHIIIIIIINE
WE'RE UGLY AND IMPURE
HAIL FALLEN ONE SOROS
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP
I AM IN CONTACT WITH A HEAD OF STATE
Holy shit that's a great impression.
the two smartest men in media. nobody else comes close
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TOO WOKE
Should i watch it?
Absolutely.
did they actually get drunk? they split 500ml of rum 3 ways, thats barely enough for a buzz
they were only drinking apple juice and smoking high quality Mexican tobacco
I'm fucking dying kek
This is the best pasta of 2017, literally had me in tears earlier
>it's an Alex gets drunk and coked up and starts saying he wants the podcast to go 10 hours episode
I love Alex
Listening to this guy spouting off just makes you happy. So weird
based jones dropping truth bombs
>alex is on show with eddie bravo
>somehow alex is the worst guest
fuck off
>rum
You're a fucking fool.
1776 thread
I'm Australian will I enjoy this episode?
>HIT ME WITH FULL POWER
>CHOKE ME OUT
Best podcast episode I've listened to in a long time. Legendary.
he's pointing at god
>this podcast is going a little too well
wtf im woke now
The Rogan pasta is worthless but this is UNLIMITED POWER
Kek acknowledges the occult truth of everything Alex said.
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Watch it globalists!
Am i the only one who thinks Radio Ghost is a superior Alex Jones?
dumb textposter
You're not as fine as you could be.
When is this guy gonna be on the show?
>youtube.com
GO IN AND GO IN AND GO IN LIKE THE MARSHALL AND HIS TWELVE DAUGHTERS.
lol thats fucking based
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Ghost is the best
>there are hospitals that will kill you, to take your organs, and they can do this legally because it's in the name of experimentation. That's why I don't have an organ donor card, my father would point out hospitals that kill people, he knew a surgeon who use to do jaw operations
>Jesus Christ ...
>Jamie can we bring this up?
>dude there are two secret nuclear power plants underneath Austin, Texas lmao
>Jesus Christ
>What does the CIA have to do with weather control???
>Jesus Christ
Fucking kek
everything you just said is true
look up the texas university reactor
look up Vietnam war weather operations
look up doctors stealing organs
>tfw to smart for MSM
Jesus Christ ...
>Jamie, pull up a video of doctors killing people to steal their organs
>jesus those things will tear you to shreds
>that nurse had gotta be what, 600 pounds?
Stop pretending this shit is even remotely funny.
BUZZ
Spot on lol
There actually is a reactor near UT, it's been public knowledge for about a decade. The Vietnam thing is nonsense. I'm not sure about the doctor thing, but I suspect that this is based on misinterpreting facts.