Justin Trudeau joins Canadian superheroes for Marvel Comics cover

cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/justin-trudeau-joins-canadian-superheroes-for-marvel-comics-cover-1.3655625

Thoughts?

Just nuke us pls thanks.

Top kek

Fucking hell.

String that frenchman up by his pencil neck.

Appropriate for his cartoonishly stupid statement
>if you kill your enemies they win

if you are canadian, you should only buy comics from Koyama Press from now on

What would his power be?

>Canadian Superhero
>Not Hockey or Mounty Themed

Nope.

Is this beast his lover?

As the cyckman ?

DUDE

That's the reason Sup Forums gets no respect

is having a glass jaw a superpower?

Jesus fucking christ canada how many more years of this fuckhead do you have left?

This man is utterly useless.

Every time I think comics can't get worse, I get proven wrong.

preparing the bull and not putting out forest fires.

fasting

>Reading Marvel shit
>Not reading the awesome Mignolaverse and independents
Stay cucked

>Civil War II
Soon, lads.

Captain Cuckold
The Dorky Dildo
The Anal Avenger
The Rectum Ravager

IF YOU DEFEAT THE VILLAINS, THEY WIN.

>adapting a proven glass jaw into a superhero

Fuck off cunts

LITERALLY nothing wrong with this, its a b list team of literal whos and the writer acknowledges that it doesnt even matter

>canadian Superheroes

is this real

playing possum in the hopes his enemies accept defeat and commit Sudoku

Remember that time Alpha Flight got fucking destroyed off-panel? Shit was hilarious.

Wolverine though

That midget actually is hockey themed. His name is Puck and he wears and black leotard.

>This is the hero you deserve

He can smoke a pound in a single bound.

WEED MAN

This guy would get KOed in a snowball fight

they need another heroine to fill out the diversity quota?

He never said that.

Underrated

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I am utterly unsurprised that this happened because I'm familiar with Canadian History.

I think the person who drew this comic had downs

Lol wolverines dead so hes not on there

I think by Canada rules he won lads.

Well we already know his kryptonite. He has Achilles jaw.

His superpower is that you can't kill him. Or he wins.

>civil war 2
but why

ability to communicate with quantum computers

His body balances itself, allowing him to do amazing acrobatic feats.

First post wasn't the webm of Trudeau getting knocked the fuck out by a light tap on his chin in a sparring match.

Very disappointed.

Letting his enemies succeed.

That is a seriously shitty cover

He should be paired up with the Human Torch.

>Marvel Comics

because events and crosssovers are all Marvel do now

What a wretched life leafs must lead

Makes you understand their horrible posting habits

kek

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Why does this look like a communist propaganda poster?

well im fucking done with Marvel now no more money from me.

If his enemies strike him down, he wins!

Cancer, liberal subversive media, he is basically all the bad thing they told us about hitler packaged in a liberal, he is the enemy

Why do people even still like super heroes? What's so appealing about it

Drinking immigrants cum

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They don't even hide the propaganda anymore.

Comics and the videogames. Fucking cange.

because it is?

3.5 years. His term started in October. I can't fucking take 3 and a half more years of this shit.

Mr glass..........jaw

Please kill us.

>civil war
>a bunch of arabs
makes sense

kek

But he did say honour killings shouldn't be called barbaric.

>2016
>reading comics

Well he won't be able to kill his enemies because then they will win.

Like Mr Fantastic but only on his asshole

Prime Minister of Canada

Islamic communism

Isn't what Trudeau doing right now?

>Captain Canada
Politeness is not a superpower.

Doing fucking nothing, because if you do ANYTHING to your enemies, they win.

His superhero name should be Weedman.

>Alpha Flight gets coverage
My thoughts are "fuck yeah."

Jesus, i miss Frank Miller. He might be insane but fuck he was right on muslims.

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Looks like I'm never buying another Marvel product ever again.

Master of the Cucks

kek DUDE

Appropriate pics. North Star was the first, gay Superhero. Although by the shirt, I'm guessing he'll be stepping in for Vindicator, rather than North Star.

In future Purge War, I want to be in death squads.

Why don't we have more threads about the CBC? It is fucking horrifying that we allow a publicly funded news broadcasting station to become a far left propaganda news generator for the Liberal party. Or as the fags in the Liberal party call it "nation-building propaganda".

>liberal propaganda
Really? Like the non-stop ads they ran for celebrating the war of 1812 in which Canada beat the Americans, despite CANADA NOT BEING A FUCKING COUNTRY IN 1812? Liberal my ass--they're nationalists above all.

This is actually pretty funny considering the Canadian government in the MU has been pretty consistently portrayed as really fucking evil and awful for the last couple of decades. They run the Weapon X program and literally ran Mutie Auschwitz as part of it.

what as a villain? I hope so

The tories were in power at the time.

>civil war with muslims
hah, looks like business as us-

FUCK

>anarchism
>capeshit

can these trannies get any more basic?

Personality cult, just like that Spiderman issue from 2008 featuring Obongo.

>marvcucks
Lol not even once.

You can´t kill him because he would win anyway.

That's fanart right?

No

What is propaganda?

You realize that's what all these memes are about, right? Politicians finally realized that its better to be popular than govern effectively [see obongo].

Such a shame. I like the drawing itself