You will never be a wizard at hogwarts

>you will never be a wizard at hogwarts

There are gay people in every movie, you just don't see them

There's something a little bit odd about the way she keeps doing this. It doesn't really matter either way, but it just feels like she's sort of shamelessly exploiting political causes to generate more publicity for a book series that ended like 8 years ago.

There are gay people in your room right now, you just don't see them.

>safe place to be
Is that because they had a wall to keep all the muggles out?

joke's on you, I have a mirror right here

Of course there are fags at Hogwarts. What kind of British boarding school doesn't have sodomy?

Cuz the books still sells and she still receives her royalties

Kek

damn...

to be more progressive, all gay characters should wear spandex and constantly do jazz hands and talk with really effeminate voices
this way, they can be represented without having to insert underdeveloped forced romance subplots just for diversity points

there are black people in every movie

there are gay people in this thread, you just dont see them

True, but at least you're a Sup Forums wizard(manchild with no powers)

jesus she's insufferable

>of course there was a Hogwarts branch of Black Lives Matter!!! i just forgot to put it in the book

I'd think if I was a progressive her pandering would just annoy me but I guess those folks tend to be rather dumb.

>I'm progressive guys! There were totally gays and Jews in hog warts, they just weren't key to the story!
>g-guys
>guys I'm still relevant right?!?!

Hogwarts is a safe place to be as long as you're a wizard (white) and not a muggle (nigger)

Does everything need to be spelled out? Of course there's gonna be a couple gay people in a school with hundreds of students

I wonder when Disney will make such a statement about Star Wars. "The Ewoks like to diddle fiddles, so progressive"

...

She wants to score brownie points now, let me guess next she's gonna there were tons of Muslims and trannies in the book too

I don't think that would have helped improve one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>yfw there are gays and jews ITT you just don't see them

>we just never saw them

Every time

don't forget hunger games

THEY WERE IN THE WALLS

>YAAS QUEEN
They really do eat it up.

fuck off faggot

Real talk (I don't know why I bother though);
did anyone honestly think that this wasn't the case? Did anyone think that in a school of every UK teenage wizard, there were no gay wizards or Jewish wizards?
(Though how you can be religious and a wizard is the real question)

Neither of these are visual traits. None of the main characters were either. But Dumbledore was revealed to be shortly after the last book was released, apparently that wasn't enough?
I really hope this is just Rowling vying for attention and doesn't start a trend of authors taking to twitter to mention that canonically there was actually a shit load of diversity that just wasn't relevant to the story

who?

who here hates degenerates, women, kikes and niggers? #whitemalelivesmatter

>>YAAS QUEEN
Shut the fuck up nigger.

jesus christ who give a shit?? dont you guys get tired of hand wringing about identity politics incessantly?

kek

GUYS GUYS A WROTE A BOOK WHAT WAS A HIT ON KIDS HAHA REMEMBER ME RIGHT ? HA HA I AM TOTALLY NOT TRYING TO STAY RELEVANT HA HA GUYS PLESEE GIVE ME ATTENTION HA HA FAGS AND JEWS !

There are very few jews in the UK. And most of them are in London

t. met one jew in my entire life

me. minorities make me really angry. black people or niggers as i like to call them are stealing all our women, breathing all the white mans air and are criminals and drug dealers. if i ever get a girlfriend i dont want to have to worry about some thug slapping my girlfriends ass at the bar because im weak and cant stand up for myself, hence the disdain for african men. UGH

there's nothing wrong with dark skin

You're acting like this is something new, she's been doing shit like this for 10 years.

how long is your penis? have you ever shown it to a girl?

fuck off faggot

I didn't ever find myself thinking "are there jewish students at hogwarts?"

if the jewish lizard illuminati wasnt destroying the white man through interracial porn i would probably have a great job, an active social life and a beautiful wife. but because of (((them))) im forced to live with my parents at 27

so stubby and no. thought so

>Harry Potter movie released within the past year
>implying she even has to try

You think she put a gun to the head of Entertainment Weekly and demanded they write an article about her?

exactly
but you probably also never thought to yourself that there were no jewish people there. it had no reason to ever come up
like we never consider if there are any buddhists at hogwarts either. it's not really relevant to anything

I will also never be a homo. +2 for me.

It really annoys me that she keeps coming out saying all these characters were gay or black or whatever but never actually showed it in the book. You had seven books and you could have showed any of them at some point but you didn't stop trying to pander now after it's all over.

Samefag

And the Ravenclaws were alt-right. Who cares.

*slytherin

Non-whites shouldn't be allowed on Sup Forums IMO

I don't know if it's because she wrote it for the screen or what, but Fantastic Beasts is much much better than all the HP films
Which is weird since she's publicly delved into non-stop twitter sjw appeasement
She's like the anti-Trump

>t. triggered libcuck
go normalize pedophilia somewhere else degenerate

I'm not even the same user. I just get so sick of 90's born faggots always acting like such fucking queers. Why are all you guys half gay?

who /the burn man/ here

Slytherin were the establishment right
Hufflepuff were apolitical
Griffindor were the extremist left who got offended that anyone might think different to them

>Neither of these are visual traits

the normalization of faggots and pedophilia is destroying the fabric of society and libtards dont even get it. 13 year olds are having sex in the same room as their parents, people are chopping off their dicks, its like the whole worlds gone crazy. what happened to guys like gary cooper?

I showed my penis to plenty of boys so this is why this whole "I MAKE SOME CHARACTERS GAY ITS MEAN I LOVE GAY PEOPLE LOL, REMEMBER DUMBLDORE ? HES GAY NOW LOL" its just pathetic

Salazar was jewish.

I liked him more than the nasty woman. The DNC butt fucked him.

There were also robots, we just never saw them

lmao look at these goofy projections. its like my grandpa is posting on Sup Forums. "why are all these kids such faggots back in my day a man was a man" hahaha dude youre a fucking adult whos either unemployed or working minimum wage and this is the kind of shit you care about. fucking LMAO post a picture of yourself. i need to know what this kind of triggered virginal autism looks like irl ahhahaha

There were also slaves in broad-daylight serving the kids. We saw them but their issues were relegated to a humerus side-plot for Hermione that was cut from the film

this tbqh allowing gays to express themselves publicly is just greasing the slippery slope to marrying animals, children, inanimate objects. liberalism is literally a disease. only straight white people should be allowed in this country. if youre a faggot or a nigger it should be legal to put you down in the street.

a safe space yer right
a snake that killed you when it looks at you, a Forrest full of monster that can kill you at a drop of a hat, riding a broom stick
and slitherian a entire group of kids that wanted to kill you

Who gives a shit?

>hogwarts is a safe place, fulls of gays and jews!
>b-but they're still stuffy old conservatives who don't teach sex ed! The students have to hold secret group masturbation sessions!

why would I want to be a wizard in one of the dullest franchises in history?

Does anyone virtue signal harder than jk rowling?

Go back to Facebook

Of course there was, it was a big English school in the 90s?

Why would you 'see' jews or gays at Hogwarths ?

Some guy with a big nose and kipa ? Two guys making out in the corner ?

Also how would you reconcile jewish or christian or muslim faith with the magic teachings at Hogwarts ?

The world is truly crazy when this is an actual headline...

I don't know user. Something went wrong with your age group, I don't know if it's the internet, or school or whatever but you're all fucked in the head. Why shouldn't be I be upset that so many of you 90's born guys act like faggots constantly, talking about sucking dick and boi pussy. What the fuck is wrong with you? It's not about acting tough but you shouldn't be on the level of teenage girls either.

Work on your false flags m8, way too obvious

Good one, white supremacist.

The first sentence was correct.

Agreed, homosexuality is a shameful, self satiating condition that puts pleasures of the flesh over the intrinsic role of man in nature, redditor. It's weakness and moral corruption incarnate, found only in stagnate civilizations wallowing in a pit of their own opulence without any true purpose.

the whole post is 100% correct

Wil Wheton?

This stuff is usually some (((minority))) autist on twitter who asks her if ___ was in the HP series and she says "yeah, yeah sure keep giving me your money silly boys".

>Rand
>God Tier

>"why are all these kids such faggots back in my day a man was a man"
Why are you so proud of being a disgusting faggot?

>still wanting to follow your old religion when there's fucking magic about

Literally no fucking sense. Do pure blood wizards have their own religions or anything? Why would someone still want to follow their religion when it's a sin to practice it?

>There were Jews in Harry potter, you just didn't see them because they were behind the scenes, pulling the strings of wizard banking, finance and media

How did JK get away with this?

Because people didn't realise they were goblins.

>safe place to be who you are

Yeah, that's why Slytherines openly called people Mudblood and Squig and got away with it.

>tfw there were nazis in hogwarts but you didn't see them because they were actually the protagonists

wrong

That nose... she's a je.. goblin alright

Guys she literlly means that there are gay people and Jews in Hogwarts but the administration forced them to wear invisibility cloaks. It's called "subtext" how fucking stupid can you be.

Imagine if Tolkien was alive today. Do you think he'd pander to these people who ask about diversity in his books?

No respectable author lets the fans dictate what should be in their books.

JK Rowling likes to retcon the harry potter stuff postmortem over twitter. None of it can be taken seriously.

Write a new book about it, bitch. THEN it will be canon.

That's because you keep mass-importing Pakis. What kind of Jew wants to live near an Arab breeding ground that isn't holy land?

>Oi 'arry, fancy a group wank wiff Ron an me? We need a backdoor m8.

Always been a HP fan but this old hag is doing her best to make me dislike the franchise with her dumb ass tweets and pushing her political ideology through the books when they weren't there to begin with. Shut the fuck up bitch just enjoy your millions and keep quiet.

Well if someone asks her the question, what's she supposed to say?

>No Billy, there were no gays in Hogwarts. Ever.

You see how terrible that sounds?

Why are Hufflepuffs such degenerates?

is this real?