713 TRILLION GALLONS OF WATER FOUND IN CALIFORNIA

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will be gone in a year if you keep watering your front yard with ~1200l water per day.

No one cares... Your state is still breaking away from NV (thankfully) and sinking into the pacific...

Stay cucked, commiefornia...

Go ahead and tap all the resources under your fault line. Im sure it will have no effect on its stability.

lol nigga how does it take that long to find water haha is there a river y'all didn't see or something oh jeez

100

just found or just relocated and found due to seismic activity?

oh shit

All the water in California goes to some peanut farmer
Outlaw peanuts and California is saved

Has commiefornia ran out of gold yet?

You fags and spics won't stop stealing ours like you do everything else. I seriously hope when ww3 kicks off us Texans execute all your transplants who are ruining this great country and turned Austin into even more of a liberal containment zone

Correct answer is Venezuelan ≥ Dominican >>>>>>>>>>> Mexican
Texas stinks. Go fuck yourself.

eat a god damn dick you filthy commiefornian, i live in chiraq and its still better then your cancerous shithole.

Then why are so many of you fags fleeing here as if your shit hole is constantly on fire? .... Oh wait

>inb4 wasting it on green yards
why is commiefornia full of retards?

Shame and dignity has been long tapped out

>be greatest nation on earth

>right next to the sea

>cant fix up some desalination plants to uncuck yourself from mother nature

why dont you guys hook up obama's billion dollar solar plant for energy to make FREE water forever?

What are you gonna do? Use your guns you aren't allowed to have?

Mexican isn't even a race lol

>unavailable because of environmental controls
You do realize there was never a drought to begin with. Just environmental protections.

Great, you will all have a month-worth of water for your front lawns.

nigga the amount of groundwater under CA is bigger than your entire fucking cuckold fetish nation

Dominican has fucking jaundice, why the fuck do you want a pacman looking bitch?
At least mexican has a normal colour
I agree that Venezuelan is the best one though

Neither is Dominican or Venezuelan, dummy.

>commifornia calling anyone cuckold
come again when that third world water shortage is over

I love it when we can put aside our differences to adress the real issues. Our hate for Californians, Muslims, Turks, Aussies, poles, and pretty much all blacks

shiet where we going to put all that salt and wastes

>l

Wut

I hope you Jew faggots in California suck all the water out of the ground and your entire state gets swallowed up in afaggot massive sinkhole that takes you all with it.

A quart plus sales tax.

that's right keep on fucking around with those fault lines.

Nevada, where else?
>select all images with waterfalls

Fucking Californians, probably why it's so hot there, 15% tax on Fahrenheit.

Trump said we have enough water, Kek delivered.

Holy shit, flyover states just got eternally and supremely BTFO

>30 percent of the water supplies run through drilling sites for oil or natural gas
go ahead, drink it

And golf courses for rich fucks.

Fucking die already

>WD-40, a California based company, can't even sell their own product in their own state because California is the only one that doesn't allow it and they have to sell a special California version.
>Constant "This product may cause cancer according to the state of California" on every fucking product
>Wants Coca-Cola to change their formula just for their state

California and all the other states fucked up all the rivers to water golf courses

>cannot be extracted
keep having those wet dreams, mate.

Canadians not Aussies mate didn't you get the email?

>tfw you'll never place your tongue on their sweaty taints after a warm day

I should visit South America.

Yay! More water for decadent first worlders!!!!

I hate this planet

Two of those places are in fact, not in South America. Although Venezuela does look the most attractive.

Why don't they just move people to Oregon, take the state over and reroute the Columbia River south?

The price of seasalt would plummet down to nothing

>state keeping carcinogens out of our products
>bad
Literally, go down a can of WD-40 right now.

I'm in the DR right now, very nice resort, many women are fat though.

American btw

> WD-40 is for drinking
Somethings aren't a carcinogen if you use them right

...

Does bleach have a cancer warning sticker?
Why don't you chug a bottle?

Saudi Arabia said the same thing 30 years ago and they are even more fucked now. Muslims will make California complete.

>you will never have a venezuelan gf
>why even live

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we are in the process of getting them up and running

ITS CALLED THE OCEAN YOU STUPID BURGER AHAHAH

I miss Australia's shitposting, they're way more clever about it than ruskies.

How did Trump know?