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>"Look everyone, user has brought in his innovative movie idea that will save our studio from bankruptcy. Go ahead were all ears"

A cop is trapped with a bunch of terrorists within a huge office building as they attempt to break into the vault during christmas.
i call it " extreme rogue cop"

10 dads. Just 10 dads, as a family. No kids. 10 dads.

Ok, so get this. Rob Schneider. Is. A............... Deeply depressed, alcoholic father who about a year ago lost his wife and mother of his children, unable to cope with the loss of the love of his life he quickly spiralled into a wreckless lifestyle, forsaking his children in the process. Their grandpa was there, luckily, to take care of them, but now he's dying of cancer, and Rob Schneider must now try to battle his demons, and stand up to task of giving a life to his children, whilst trying to get over the death of his wife and the innevitable death of his own father.

wowwww spbp

all of Sup Forums's waifus getting blacked for 4 hours

follow a kid over the course of 12 years as he strives to become an master crocodile wrassler in florida swamps

A superhero movie but all the characters are replaced with minorities, also they make references to popular internet memes in their one-liners

The muslim family gets a new dog but he can talk and praises the words of Allah.

How would you call that

Buy the rights to Games Workshop and shoot a film adaptation of Ciaphas Cain Hero of the Imperium

Low budget sunless sea adaption.

> Local restaurant owner and former marine Guy (Guy Fiery) is loved by his small town. He hires high school kids to keep them out of trouble, gives to the needy, and lets kids eat for free. Irish mobsters move into his friendly town and want him to relocate so that they can put their own business in his spot, but he refuses.
The mobsters intimidate him and his customers and one night, set the place on fire. Little did they know, his wife (Gretchen Mol) was inside. Guy is heartbroken by the loss of not only his wife, but the loss of the restaurant. Guy wages a one man war against the Irish mob using his skills from the Marines.

> Guy Fiery is Guy Fury in: Well Done

> Summer 2018

>jihad bud

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My Hollywood pitch, by Anonymous:

>yeah...
>*sips coffee*
>you know star wars?
>*sips coffee again*
>yeah... that.

>that? What? Do Star Wars? Star Wars belongs to someone already

>oh...
>*sips coffee*
>I know the way out.

Heres my idea:

a flick about kino movies

>muslims
>getting dogs ever

infidel detected

Here's my idea: Stop making garbage, be original and make kino.

>Cash in and become a billionaire

>Mimic James Cameron by walking to a whiteboard and write Predator.
>Everyone in the room smirks and looks incredulously at me.
>I smirk back and put an s at the end, and for the coup-de-grace I make it into a dollar sign.
>I turn around to see the exec's trying to hold back laughter.
>One finally says "There's already been a a movie called Predator."
>I turn back to the whiteboard and add another dollar sign to the end.
>They all start breathing heavily, and a few start crying about all the shekels they'll make.

Movie ends in a theater shooting, twist is that the first showing of the picture is where we film the real life shooting climax.

A Judd Appatow comedy about married middle aged men who are actual c u cks. In the style of Hall Pass but they're trying to find the right bull to fuck their wives. Starring Jason Sudeikis or Jason Bateman or someone.

Uh, how about we try making Dune again? That property that seems to be cursed and is never going to get the revenue we need while also being nuanced enough to be comparable to the book?

It is a WWII movie, but all the characters are cute dogs with cute dogs names. Humans exist in this universe but they're not involved in the war.
There is also a dog holocaust

I know it's been said before, but they need to make it an HBO series. But, if they're intent on doing a movie, I guess Villeneuve is as good as any to try.

A science teacher gets cancer and starts cooking meth in order to pay for the financial burden on his family. However, he becomes obsessed with it and it becomes more about himself than it is for his family. Also, the wife needs to be an insufferable cunt.

I call it "Unfolding Unfortunate"

What do you think?

Blood meridian

>Movie is set in the future
>It's a movie about an interdimentional arms dealer
>Makes a fortune selling weapons to armies from different periods of time
>I.E. sells guns to the Native Americans, nukes to Germany (WWII), Energy weapons to Isis
>Pretty much fucks over alternate timelines without caring cause "fuck it" it's not his timeline
> Things start to change when his world starts changing
>Alternate protag is fucking up protag's timeline

An Apocalypse film where a virus infects all of humanity that gives people explosive diarrhea at random times.

Naturally, Scarlet Johansson will be the protag

A 10 hour documentary on how Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong.

A film where a young lad can't get any sleep because he drank too much cheap wine at dinner and shitposts angerly on a site called Sup Forums/tv/ but he just want to get a good rest

It's a classic eurokino concept

this is insane.

daddy issues

A man gets tired of being a loser, so he invokes chaotic powers to unjust himself. This turns him into a total asshole and it's up to his best friend to save him.

It'll be called "The Story of Pepe and Wojak"

A bumbling, wisecracking terrorist has to learn to fit in with his terrorist friends, while teaching them that jihad can be fun.
20 Hijackers or Less.
Starring Aziz Ansari

looking forward to the 10 moms reboot

A buddy cop movie about a time travelling muslim terrorist and a jew lawyer who was hired to defend him, the jew's price for defending him is to let him go back in time and prevent the holocaust, hijinks ensue as the muslim constantly interferes with the jews attempts. Eventually they manage to assassinate hitler but things get strange when the duo realise the holocaust never actually happened, a nazi germany mourning the loss of their fuhrer goes mad with fury and they barely manage to escape, leaving behind the WW2 history book the team used to traverse the past, the duo only realise their mistake when they go into the future and find out the nazis won the war and had been mass murdering both the jews and the muslims, the two have to learn to reconcile and go back to save hitler and stop themselves from causing the holocaust.

Take 1 Maccabees from the Bible, turn it into a Troy-level war epic (except good). Enjoy your Oscars.

"we're* you fucking idiot"

checked

go on

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go on

Well, I majored in Japanese in college just so I could watch Evangelion unsubbed and undubbed. You probably think Jin-tachi blades are the same thing as a katana. I can call myself an elitist because I am. I have spent over 8640 dollars on manga and trips to Japan. I have climbed Mt. Fuji multiple times and know how to make sushi. I have spent half of my life watching and analyzing anime. I am the god of anime.

Talking shoes, all they do is scream

A live-action retelling of Aladdin where he rejects the deceit of the foul demon djinn and instead gets out of the Cave of Wonders through his own ingenuity and power, unifies Agrabah in the name of the one true God against the demon worshiping sorcerer Jafar who has wrongfully usurped the throne
The warlord Aladdin then goes on the warpath to spread the light of God to all the infidels and pagans of Arabia

Ok so monster trucks, but the engine is an actual monster!

Would you use Hitlers Dog from Danger 5?

Serial killer couple, like Natural Born Killers, but they're also youtube vloggers and get cheered on by crazy teenybopper fangirls. Also, the guy is borderline /r9k/ (I think the term is 'cyborg'), and the girl might be a trap, I haven't decided yet. It might just be implied. Also, it's rated NC-17. There's a whole subplot where Elizabeth Berkley is an MPAA rater and a concerned parent who rallies against the protagonists.

I go in, and write 'Zootopia' on the whiteboard

after a few seconds to get the rooms attention, I write an 'S' at the end

then I draw two lines through the 'S'

It's like minions, but with actual bananas.

The bananas are trying to not get eaten by the monkey, played by Seth Rogen.

They make funny jokes about other fruit people.

ASR and G Hannelius play 2 virgin naive step-sisters, who are off on a summer camp.

They share a room with 2 older, taller girls (played by Charlize Theron and Elizabeth Debecki) who bully them and force them into a sexual awakening, over the course of 3 passion-filled nights.

Two that release simultaneously. third s next summer.

1. A white man who works hard and is an upstanding citizen comes home and finds a black man banging his wife. Goes on rampage killing blacks and blowing up ghetto complexes.

2. A black man falls in love with a lonely married white woman. He's shot and killed by the husband. The family vows revenge against whites. and begins training.

The third movie is the grand battle. Asians join whites also mexicans. liberals join blacks. Showdown happens in Chinatown with elements from gangs of new York and big trouble in little china.

music by jon carpenter and dmx

>woman hired for office work
>opens door to wrong bathroom on first day and sees boss's dick
>awkwardness
>fantasizes about his dick at night while she schlicks
>company christmas party
>jokingly offers to blow the boss for a raise after too many drinks, lets out that she saw his dick
>doesn't go over well, mostly just a minor scandal that she got shitfaced at the party for next couple weeks
>boss asks her to join him for lunch
>asks about her life, if she's doing okay, any problems with office gossip
>she admits she has a high-school level crush on him, in vino veritas at the party and all that
>boss says it's not exactly ethical for them to date...but...
>they go out to a movie
>she fantasizes about blowing him in the dark theatre
>she reaches over and pats his crotch, plays it off like she missed the popcorn
>he just smiles
>she thinks about it and does it again with a squeeze, this time he catches her hand and holds it there
>movie theatre handjob
>he admits it was incredibly hot to do that with other people around
>they start dating regularly with risky sex
>segues into sex at work
>eventually she's blowing him under his desk while he's having meetings
>she wears an egg vibrator he has a remote for
>co-worker catches them fucking in the copy room but they don't notice
>snaps a picture with her phone and plans blackmail
>gets up the nerve to ask to speak to both of them
>stares at the phone trying awkwardly to say she knows what's going on, can't get out that she wants money to keep quiet
>turns the phone around to show the picture, still can't get to the point
>boss and woman 1 are embarrased but don't get that it's a blackmail attempt
>blackmailer leaves flustered
>boss and woman 1 think that was weird and wonder what she was trying to say
>they guess maybe...she wanted to be a part of it?
>they approach blackmailer who abruptly realizes she does
>threesome
>end

>ITT: flicks
baka

>No kids. 10 dads.

You're not a dad unless you have at least 1 kid. What you're describing is a typical frat house movie.

>a time travel movie

how about no

A documentary about scat fetish

A movie about the last days of Frederich Nietzsche played by Mads Mikkelsen because I think hes getting screwed in life right now and deserves a Best Actor Oscar. Also it doesn't have to be say his last 3 years but can easily be his last 20.

His love Salome would be played by Amy Adams and there would be freaking cameos everywhere because everyone would want a shot at being various historical figures.

I'd like Woody Allen to direct or someone really hungry to put forth a real attempt to show the true meaning of Nietzschean philosophies and how important they were to "the death of God" era.

I have no idea on a film to make
But I will make a quick call, check your account in five minutes...

transgendered lesbian black woman wins presidency of US and turns it into a utopia society in the face of white patriarchal oppression

Early 90s Toy Commercial Cinematic Universe

A man and a woman share an apartment. Neither of them know, but one is a superhero and one is a supervillain. Every night, they come home and have to make up increasingly unrealistic stories about how they sustained their injuries while they patch each other up.

And they both make the Dreamworks face.

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

BBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMPPPFF

I watched that porn

guaranteed oscar

get eddie redmayne on the phone

guaranteed oscar

get JLaw and Miles Teller on the phone

Saorise Ronan gets blacked by an African muslim.

oh wait

He probably means the kids aren't in the movie dickhead. Just a bunch of dads living together

You have to go back to Sup Forums

God damn it! That's already a movie!

hell, i'd fucking watch it

Basically a movie that follows a young Hispanic youth growing up in the ghetto. He is smart and wants to go to college, but nobody around him gives a shit. He would have a few close friends but be a nobody in school. It would be really realistic about how high school would be in today's world rather than the cliche bully and cheerleader shit. He then realizes that he doesn't have money for school, and joins his cousins gang thinking he will make enough money. He realizes he makes shit and wants to get out of the gang.

I'm lit af rn that's the only reason I posted this. Normally I would be embarrassed as shit.

oh god that would be incredible hot

Peter Pan, but with an all black cast.

Salo starring no one over the age of 12.

A multi-cultural, pan-sexual group of misfits must learn to work together in order to beat the evil white male businessmen and his capitalist friends.

Ok
Every ethnic group is rapresented by fitting breeds of dog. Like the german are of course german shepards, dachshunds and schnauzers. I dont know about the jew dogs. The dogs can talk but humans can't understand them. Humans are aware of the dog war and of the dogs intelligence.
Cats and other animals exist too but they aren't involved in combat, they may be merchants, journalists or such
Nah sorry i'd rather use real trained doggies

Literally half of the females i know are better looking

LA burning in the Second American Civil War, or a remake of Demolition Man.

Cheaper by the Dads

muslims are forbidden to own pets

The Easter Bunny has just about had it with all these F***ING Easter egg hunts. He quits his sh*tty job hiding eggs and starts making some real dough dealing dope and hoes. Now he's got a mansion, ten sports cars, a yacht. Livin' the good life. That is, until his main b*tch gets kidnapped by a rival pimp. Now he's got a cigar, a bottle of Jack, an AK47, and a whole lot of asses to kick.

Bad Bunny, coming to a theater near you

You should be embarrassed.

In war-torn Neo Chicago subjugated under martial law, a Mexican Iraq war veteran teams up with a Muslim mother and daughter so they can flee north to Canada from a highly trained fascist deathsquad sent by the executive order of President Ronald Crump to kill them.

>The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise: A Star Wars Story.
>It's a Sith legend.
>Idris Elba stars as Darth Plagueis, Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he can use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life.
>He has such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he can even keep the ones he cares about...from dying.
>He becomes so powerful, the only thing he is afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he does.
>He teaches his apprentice everything he knows, then his apprentice kills him in his sleep.
>Ironic.
>He can save others from death...but not himself.

Needs a bit more pizazz. As a superior white male I'm not going to watch a movie about a beaner unless it's either a great story or has lots of sexy enchalatas in it

The kid is also a great Fruity Loops hip-hop producer and spreads a message of peace and love throughout America with his chill, jazzy beats. He heals a deeply racist white alt-right KKK advocate, changing him from his hateful ways through the power of music and the two of them form a rap duo and double team a black dude's girlfriend.

This is just like one of my American Literotica stories

remake the remake of scarface

>selling weapons during different periods of time
>selling

what currency tho

Why did you use greentext and quotation marks???

Sexual favours. Valid in any timeline and any time period.

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One word Lovecraft

Space Pirates, no ones done a big mainstream movies about grundy sci-fi privateering.

First off, I'd like to thank you for giving me on opportunity to save the studio. Vampire films are a dying breed and are horrible nowadays, but what if I say my idea would make them return in glorious fashion? Now, stop laughing for a moment and just hear me out. What if we make a film about the vampire society trying to survive in today's society with all the technology rapidly advancing. Our main character, whom got turned by a vampire he was having a one night stand, would be our gateway into the society, it's infrastructure, politics, schemes, members and he'd start as an errand boy that just wants to get out and get back to his normal life, but like Garrett in Thief: The Dark Project, he, too, gets pulled into a conflict he has no interest being part of.

>A young man raised by sentient falcons is deployed to sabotage a nuclear submarine, but things go haywire when its crew stumbles upon a society of humanoid amphibians created by the radiation of a forgotten meteor sunken in the pacific ocean, and the Falcon spy falls in love with their princess.

>A young reporter joins forces with a renegade priest to uncover a secret code in "Oliver Twist" that leads to a secret treasure build in a maze-like underground city beneath Paris, which also harbors the only weapon that can destroy a monster that roams the sewers and targets the innocent. In their way stands the President of France, who covets the treasure to fund his experimental hair transplant surgery.

>A young man named Gaylord Faggotstein by his abusive father as a mean-spirited joke sets to become the town's casanova, but soon begins campaigning for the plight of a secret community of homosexual sentient bears that live in the woods, putting him at odds with his conservative brother and the entire community.

>The crew of a spaceship on an dangerous voyage to Space to establish first contact with extraterrestrial lifeforms is targeted by a serial killer known as "Rocket Man", who murders people with a space axe, which is a regular axe, but used in space.