Scousers

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wtf I want to do the crossword

wtf I'm too stupid to do the crossword

>those crossword clues

Fucking sort it out England.

I don't understand a fucking bit of it

>tfw can't understand scouser

I think 28 across is ostrich but it's probably something retarded like mypenis

All the crosswords in the major broadsheets here are quite hard, designed for people who have long commutes.

>you have to buy the paper next day to get the answers or wait until midnight like an autistic goyim and spend 80p per minute just to listen to some bot tell you the answers

good goy

We have a quiz show called University Challenge, most people are happy to know a single answer let alone the questions each episode.

Your penis is retarded? Lmao I should be a crossword

>openly belittle OCD advice to quilt maker?
what did he mean by this?

So are we doing the crossword or what?

>tfw I used to be able to do crosswords but I smoked too much weed and forgot the rules

we are fookin doing the crossword bruv
I'll start

1 down is the only one I knew

1 Down is Jude

wew what the fuck

We got this f@m

If it's Ezra then I assume 1 across is Explode. I can't think of what it would be starting with a J.

OK we're getting somewhere

Sup Forums finding a way

You're right, I can't see any J's either. But I'm pretty sure it'd be Empower. Then 3 Down is Weeds?

>thread becomes a "let's do the crossword" episode

jej

Pretty sure 6down is lexplorer

Here's the cropped version for you guys.

Sounds more correct. 4 down would be something along the lines of rebuttal or re-something at least.

Quads confirm

9 across can be Retriever

(3,6)
two separate words

pugstolen?

That sounds about right.

Also, I have no idea what harruined is, but I'm pretty sure 13 across is Rabelais. Voltaire is possible too but rabelais talks about drinking way more.

i think red xxxxxx and 2 down pudding (tart).
p sure it's a cryptic not regular

Damn, cryptic crosswords are so different than The NY Times I usually do.

updated empower and weeds

2 across red setter?
is that a dog?

It's another term for an Irish Setter.

also 21 down ledger maybe

saving this so the Euros can maybe work on it

Is that cryptic?

it's cryptic innit. to smart for americans.

9 across red setter
5 down strong
16 down football
17 across bungle

floodlit not football

>scouse/scouser not one of the crossword answers
Shitty newspaper to be honest

22 across instant coffee? either help or pls delete the thread. I keep coming back to it.

1 down hurt
1 across hornlet
3 down leads

>toddler
that kid is at least 4

12 down greediness

pls

I just can't get my head around cryptic crosswords
make me feel like a total retard

anagrams and breaking apart the clue.

greediness is an anagram of new desires and e.g. (for example) but with a w left over so it's still a bit stupid but has to be correct.

neil armstrong the astronaut losing a limb is about as easy as it gets.

I always understand them when someone explains them to me but I can never get the answers myself

the capital college one is st. something, it will be a real college - probably oxford or cambridge - which is an anagram of a capital city. help me with that.

never mind - it's st. john's - the capital of antigua and barbuda and a college at cambridge. the internet makes them a bit easier.

Mandatory

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There's literally something new I notice every time I see these.

Fucken newfags

GOOD post

THIS

DOES

NOT

FOOKIN

SLIP

SLAP

looks like you let it slip boyyo

any updates on the crosswords, lads?

35m down is Javi Martinez

>not regularly getting 10 answers, at least in the earlier rounds
Also is it me, or have they been leaning more towards art questions in the later rounds?

It's a pretty tough crossword. You have to leanr hte 'rules' first really.

Will the Everton players who were involved be banned ofr life too?

this is really difficult

>tfw you were on University challenge

I get quite a few right. When I watch a show like The Chase with the family for example I pretend not to know 90% of the answers so I don't seem like a freak kek.

I saw the Inside No. 9 episode about a cryptic crossword and thought I understood them but I don't.

>being worried about your family bulllying you

is 6 down, Joan of Arc

i wanna see us solve this

are brits the GOAT at trivia-type questions?

Japan is the only one who seems to know what he's doing. Keep this alive til he solves it.

LETS GO JA-PAN LETS GO *clap clap*

Fucking americlaps

you know you love it baby

6 down joan of arc
20 down took me ages but it's sverige

solution should be out by now surely.

>read lips
>Go back to Africa!

lel

Japan what the hell are you doing on Sup Forums man you are to smart to have fallen for this shit.

just showcasing the skills that made me the GOAT english teacher.

good effort, but the crossword photoshop anons are gone lad

Sup Forums would have solved this by now

Well there's a reason why Sup Forums is the smartest board on Sup Forums.

It's like a good 70% of TV here, and part of culture in the form of pub quizzes.