Argentina is now southamerican champion in both men and women classes
Josiah Stewart
Vamos Libertad!
Joshua Allen
HUE LEAGUE UPDATE - BALD BASTARD FROM PARANÁ EDITION >after some tense days of anticipation, which included gremio's president remark about how the referee of the corinthians-gremio game was "a bald bastard from paraná" and how he was going to screw them (no, really), the game finally came, with gremio reinforced by their star choker luan and corinthians reinforced by the aforementioned bald bastard, and of course the game was a bore 0-0 draw, which sucks for corinthians but sucks even worse for gremio, who are still 9 points behind them >also, there was a wedding on the pitch at halftime, and it was celebrated by a famous tv personality who wants to become the next president of brasil (no, really) >another team that could get the difference down was santos, but guess what, they choked again, this time they lost 1-1 to sport away, with striker kayke missing an absolute sitter at the end >the only team at the top who took advantage of this round and who unironically might be the only hope of having an actual title race yet was palmeiras, who beat ponte preta 2-0 at "home", with the black asprilla miguel borja ending his goal drought with an absolute fantastic goal (seriously, go look it up) >on the relegation battle, we had a huge game between fluminense and sao paulo, both just 1 and 2 points ahead of the drop zone before the match, and fluminense absolutely destroyed the faggots (that's really sao paulo's nickname, if you dont know), beating them 3-1 (the difference was bigger than the scoreline), with one of the goals by henrique "henrique ceifador dourado" dourado, top scorer of the league with 16 goals (despite still being shit) >also flamengo beat bahia at "home" 4-1, after some mad refballing and 2 goals by defender rever, the only player on flamengo's side who can regularly score >other teams: who cares lol Back to you, Argentina.
Jeremiah Scott
It's my time to shine.
2018 teams so far
Caleb Nguyen
and the seeds (still not updated for the 2018 ranking, but to get an idea)
Benjamin Clark
Ladies and Gents: the Butcher of America inb4 Thats not how the meme works >_B_utcher
Levi Price
>aBerica
Bentley Morales
América couldn´t beat >tigres and stayed in relegation zone.
Matthew Price
And Tigers was playing with 10 players
Noah Howard
wait wtf, really?
Matthew Adams
>La Roja sin sapos (buchones) >the media somehow knows about this without bravo
Austin Johnson
Yeah, the red card was deserved though
Colton Williams
>Now begins a witch hunt within the group to find out who outed them with the media
Grayson Hernandez
> La Roja sin sapos (buchones) 2 (esta vez si)
Dominic Sanders
...
Jayden Ramirez
Felix Orode is playing at Def. Pronunciamiento
Ryan Brown
Bump
Hunter Parker
> Pronunciation Defenders Does he even speak Spanish?
Eli Flores
> River losing at semifinals I'm worried
Austin Wilson
>yfw Based Dolphin win next year's /copalib/
Anthony Thomas
>Luan is back >Barrios is back >Michel is almost back pray 4 /copalib/
Luke Watson
Second-to-last Selecao before the WC
Thomas Butler
>cringe
Jack Hill
>Taison I really hope his first name is Maik or something
Dylan White
>friendlies against China and Korea Expect the exciting matches against Malaysia and Singapore next international break.
Gabriel Morales
>Malaysia and Singapore You mean Malta and Faroe Islands
Caleb Green
...
Chase Flores
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?
Christopher Stewart
It's just one autistic 55channer posting this shit day and night.
Samuel Hernandez
Can this brasileirao come back from the boring Corinthians steamroller to the most thrilling last round resolution?
Caleb Sullivan
>>also, there was a wedding on the pitch at halftime, and it was celebrated by a famous tv personality who wants to become the next president of brasil (no, really) don't tell me it's Faustao again
I wanna take my 3m yo baby girl to the stadium, but my waifu won't let me. Wat do?
Tyler Powell
Dress him as a pig and take him to the stadium.
Adam Thompson
humm... might work. Thanks for the tip.
Juan Hall
*her
Ethan Rogers
Nope. Luciano Huck.
Christopher King
OY VEY
Xavier Price
Investigate your gf's relatives. If they are fans of your time then complot with them against your gatinha.
Also once you take her there bought her whatever she asks for, toys, sodas, candies, whatever stadium snacks you have over there. Then, garotinha is going to be on your side too.
Adam Jones
Checado.
Yeah, that's the easy part. She is conerned about the security issue here in Brasil. Shit gets fucked up very easily.
Once Huracan fans made fun of a San Lorenzo player that killed himself. Never got to see actual footage of it but, you know, it's a «secreto a voces»
Jordan Wright
Honest question here, by seeing that list: what happens when Missi retires? Even the hiatus between Maradona's fall and Messi's rise had a better generation.
Ryder Adams
La Dino League update...
>Uruguayan league suspended AGAIN >Although La C will be played normally for some reason >Peñarol on perfect streak >Nacional on suicide watch >Defensor really wants to be El Segundo Grande >Juventud, Sud ABerica and Plaza Colonia still on relegation zone
Isaiah Ward
Giovanni locelso will replace him
Owen Martin
Is there ANY game going on tonight, /copalib/?
Austin Sanchez
We could have this IF Grêmio and Santos didn't choke.
But relegation zone is better. São Paulo will fall.
Ethan Brooks
>>Uruguayan league suspended AGAIN Are you throwing stones at women again Uruguay?
Angel Martinez
Esta vez, conflicto entre dos gremios
Leo Ramirez
La B update...
>Torque´s winstreak is over, 3 losses in a row, against Rentistas, Long Cerro and Atenas >Spanish Center, as usual, choking like champs, this time againt Spanish Village >Progreso got their shit beaten 5-1 against Canadian (Cerrito too, against Tacuarembo) >Current positions: Torque and Central Español for direct ascentions,Atenas-Cerrito-Cerro Largo-V.Teresa-Progreso-Rentistas-Canadian-V.Española for third ascention play-off >Relegation zone: Sportivo Huracan and Tacuarembo
Ethan Ortiz
Its not impossible, but our last hope is Palm Trees, who are fourth but still the same 9 points behind Corinthians. It looks like they might get their shit together under new head coach, and Corinthians historically chokes whenever the two rivals are fighting for a title (and they still have a derby next week, at Corinthians stadium, where Palmeiras has more wins than them). But its just a possibility, despite some corinthians fans chimping out already on social media
Mason Anderson
> 3 losses in a row > still on top
Gotta keep it interesting
Thomas Gray
cerro papa
Julian Cox
Riestra won and they are currently having their best second division performance ever with -12 points after 5 rounds.
Jackson Brown
seriously
Nolan Gray
>-12 points What the fuck have they done?
Noah Russell
>la concha de tu madre all boys Somebody explain this meme to me please.
Thomas Ward
Jewish Atlanta fans culturally spread that chant and then became a meme various decades later.
And everybody hates All Boys
Xavier Reyes
They blatantly cheated on the third division's promotion final (doing exactly the same they did at the fourth division's promotion). But instead of correctly punishing them, apparently nuAFA has a new policy of no more "escritorios" so they just let them promote with -20 points, which is basically a relegation sentence. But at least they will receive second division salaries for a year.
Benjamin Sanchez
Ok, but why the hate against All Boys? Jewish schemes notwithstanding.
Nathaniel Hernandez
Nah, actually the "everybody hates All Boys" is a meme posterior to the La conchade etc. but they actually earned some despise for shady businesses surrounding their two promotions in three years.
John Ramirez
Brazilian terceira divisão ends today CSA x Fortaleza CSA have a 2-1 lead from first leg
Jace Barnes
What is the chimpout-o-meter saying irmao?
Nolan Jones
I'd not bet on it since the only thing that matters in the third division is getting promoted to second. However, some supporters will get mad if, somehow, Fortaleza manages to win in Alagoas.
Ryder Anderson
sold
Ryan Watson
Page 8 ffs.
Blake Martinez
We are going through hard times
Leo Brown
Just search "csa briga" or "fortaleza briga" and you'll see that both groups of supporters are very able on the art of chimpouts
Elijah Kelly
La C update.
>Platense beat Rocha 1-0 just now >Rocha claimed points against Basañez because of a goal made with the hand, now we will just wait to see what happens >Albion is the Apertura champ >Current Clausura finals is Bella Vista-Platense
Isaiah Robinson
for me its rocha fc
Alexander Allen
Have you noticed how peruANOs only seem to appear during international breaks?
Jace Anderson
>noticing this El equatoriANO, ladies and gentleman
Anthony Sullivan
Hey /copalib/, I'm going on a 2 day long bus trip to spend the vacations with my family, please save the memes to update me on monday, thank you :3