Why aren't more Americans part of the ONLY one true christian religion?

Why aren't more Americans part of the ONLY one true christian religion?

All other religions are literally part of the Anti-Christ's plot against humanity.

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*tips fedora

You Christians tip your hats so hard holy shit

FUCK AMERİCANS
FUCK CHRİSTİANS
İSİS WİLL KİLL YOU FUCKS
YOU DESERVE İTTT
FUCK YOU

I fucked your gf roach

>true religion
>run by jesuits
fucking catholics XD

What is that train wreck of a font?

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One Church founded by Christ
One Faith founded by Christ
The Orthodox Church, the Orthodox faith

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Turkey the only time your country knew peace was under the roman empire.

Hell it even got bombed today.

Fuck off catholicuck

antipope francis is a heretic

vatican ii is heresy

TRUE Catholics follow the teachings of the old church

I'm a spiritual satanist and have talked with Lucifer. He's not a bad guy

>Catholicism
>Christian

church of idol and symbol worship organized religion is shit even jesus called out the pharases for mixing jewish bullshit with state law

orthodox is aight but you guys have some whackadoodle pagan rituals that you kinda just went HURR DURR THESE ARE OURS NOW

Catholics pray to saints (aka idols) and not God in the name of Christ. Repent now and join a true Christian sect ASAP user.

is over there. Go be a nutter there.

>Christian sect
Best description of Protestantism.

>following a darkie desert religion and worshipping a kike on a stick
Dont forget to love your enemy and turn the other cheek goyim

Catholicism is a pagan cult. Look at the shittiest countries in the Americas and in Europe. Most are either majority Catholic or have been pillaged by the Holy See's satellites.

Catholics have never even experienced the Holy Spirit, another reason as to why leave. And no I wasn't talking about Protestantism.

>images are bad

t. Ahmed

God bless, ameribro

Nope, worship is exclusively for God. But, Catholicism teaches that saints can offer their prayers for us. You won't find a single Catholic prayer that worships a saint, but plenty that ask for the saints' intercession as "Saint [x], pray for us".

>shittiest countries in the Americas
Like Canada?

They pray to saints because saints are a bridge between us and God. We can't look directly to the sun but we can look at the moon who reflects the sun light.

Because I'm Orthodox. I go to a Catholic school though, better than protestants.

Same is true about Mary, before some Baptist starts spewing bullshit again.

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>worshipping human beings
>praying to pictures and sculptures

lol no thanks I'm no pagan

Where my trad bros at

Catholics make statues out of them and pray to them. Why not pray directly to God in the name of the Son, Jesus Christ? Why pray to man-made saints to pray on your behalf?

Matthew 4:10 10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

Good point. I am sure Jesus is very proud of your collection of paintings and very good looking churches that you afforded by centuries of corruption.
Because it was Jesus who said that the rich man is the one who will have the easiest path into heaven.

Right here
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>You won't find a single Catholic prayer that worships a saint, but plenty that ask for the saints' intercession as "Saint [x], pray for us".

that a load of lies and you know it.

not only do many catholcis pray to saints directly and church is OK with that, the idea of itnercession doesnt make any sense at all and its jsut a lame rationalization of idolworshiping that is rampant in catholic church

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Why not ask the help of holy people who are in the heaven taking care of us with God?

bleeding heart Catholics are the ones letting in all these third world people they are a menace

What's it like to be an atheist? Are you okay with suicide?

>he fucked a hairy subhuman t*rkroach
Absolutely disgusting. I may get my dog to lick syrup off my balls but that's just a new level of degeneracy.

Why does everyone bag on Luther? I agree, Protestantism today absolutely sucks (I'm looking at you Southern Baptist, Non-Denominationalist, and Mormons), but Traditional Lutheranism is pretty based. After the Vatican II Reforms destroyed almost all of Catholicism's traditions, Catholicism is almost more Protestant than Lutheranism. Please Christian brothers, is the blood of the past to peak it's gruesome once more, even in these times of dire crisis in our Western Civilization? Is this what is noble to the name of Christ? Bickering like children while we watch our congregations shrink and churches decay? Do we conflict until it is time that the Muhammadins decide to slit our throats and throw us upon the pile of our own Christian Civilization's undoing?

>calling this man HOLY FATHER

You can't make a statue to God.

Jesus is his embodied representative on earth.

Do you even trinity ?

im glad this thread is here. i got a bone to pick you Catholics.

I went to a catholic wedding this weekend. everything was lovely. pretty chapel, ava maria, the whole thing. then communion starts and its in FUCKING ENGLISH?

i get all hyped up to hear In nómine Patris.......

and nope. its english!!! hate on the jews all you want but i know that no matter where i go in the world the holiest part of the service will be the same. i know its the same words that my father used, that his father used, and his father used and on and on and on going way back to when my ancestor boog son of rok was a bean farmer in the middle of fucking nowhere.


what the fuck guys?!?! im ready to write a strongly worded letter to the pope.

Vatican II fucked everything up m8

>Protestantism today absolutely sucks

the rocky pro-israel church degeneracy does suck. but protestantism, yes even new prots is based despite the lack of aestetics

> Do we conflict until it is time that the Muhammadins decide to slit our throats and throw us upon the pile of our own Christian Civilization's undoing?

are you living under a rock? Francis just called for more Muslim immigrants and cucked Christianity by calling it equal to Islam, not even the most liberal, pop music protestant church would says not even close to that.

Luther>>>pope

Vatican II Council ruined Catholicism and basically made it like Lutheranism, I guess to try to attract people. Somewhat sad.

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You got a point we should all unify, but literally all the problems we have today is because of that heretic Martin. If the Catholic church stayed unified Muhhamed wouldn't be terrorizing and raping western culture.

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Luther's base intentions were noble, however his teachings fractured the Catholic parts of Europe whole Ottomans were on it's doorsteps, and it gave birth to more and more Protestant movements who devolved even more from the Church's original teachings and persecuted each other as well.
Also Lutheranism and a lot of other Protestant denominations are basically Christianity Lite, thanks to his sola fide bullshit.

do you mind if i wrote a letter to the pope about this? is that bad form?

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There are a lot of verses in the NT that you can read to see as to why direct prayer is necessary.

Matthew 6:6-13 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

9 “This, then, is how you should pray:

“‘Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us today our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from the evil one
For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.

Anther verse:

John 16:23-24 Very truly I tell you, my Father will give you whatever you ask in my name. Until now you have not asked for anything in my name. Ask and you will receive, and your joy will be complete.

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>catholic

No thanks ya devils.

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And Church attendance has been in decline since then in most Catholic countries.

In a faith that asks us not to question authority and do what we're told free thinking doesn't really make sense so you might as well stop arguing and go with the only church that can trace it's succession back to the 12 Apostles and shut up.

Some parishes do offer Latin masses and they're absolutely beautiful. They do take some chasing down but are worth it.

Huh, now I'm really curious if there's Latin mass marriages, don't recall having ever seen one.

>Also Lutheranism and a lot of other Protestant denominations are basically Christianity Lite, thanks to his sola fide bullshit.

actually protestants are far more radical (in good and bad way) than catholics. Protestantism saved Christnity and turned it into a worldwide force and sola fide is so easy to defend and prove.

There are all sorts of doctrinal differences between the different denominations, and all sorts of other various differences.

There's meme tier hatred for catholics based on shit that no one seems to understand correctly.
There's meme tier hatred for protestants based on the heretical evangelical sects we have in america.
I can't really think of any reason why someone would hate the orthodoxists, but there probably is one.
Basically, it doesn't really matter which you prescribe to, as long as you aren't a retard who doesn't understand that catholics aren't actually SUPPOSED to worship saints or mary, or an Evangelical heretic.

nah all idol worship is bad

true redpilled baptist here we dont pray to some painted wooden cube in the desert with meteorites in them we just love jesus and his teachings

Pope Francis needs to start another crusade against the Muslims if he wants to bring Catholicisms to america.

Have you already apologized to faggots, women and Muslims for crusades?

More Wittney pls

But there were already movements that underminded the Catholic Church. Look at Lollardy, which came 200 years before Luther was even born. Not to mention the Catholic church was horribly tied up in corruption. In a weird way, Catholics should thank Luther for the start of the Counter Reformation, which really helped the Catholic Church with it's corruption problem and helped the Church restrengthen itself.

organized protestantism is as bad as the roman catholics at this point even jesus said the jesuits would overun all organized religion in the end times

Expect an apology when they apologize for the conquest of the Iberian peninsula.

You can be catholic only as long as you don't read the Bible

obviously i wouldn't take it but i would love to witness one just to experience the room.

>jesus said the jesuits would overun all organized religion in the end times
Citation? That's a new one on me.

>organized protestantism
Are you talkig about the "Mega-Church non-Denominationalist/Baptist/Mormon Commercialist only come on Christmas" type Protestants? Are you seriously saying Lutheranism and Calvinism are corrupt?

orthodoxy: russian propaganda meme; if you believe this shit but aren't greek or russian you're just memeing to the tune of russian domination
catholicism: satan worship for cucks, mandatory chastity cages, you must kiss at least 12 migrant feet to join

protestantism: freedom, godliness, jesus first, ivanka

Not even a catholic cross. How lazy can you get?

>ivanka
What? And please stop trying to divide western Christendom, Shlomo.

Testing crosses

Luke 13:19 It is like a mustard seed, which a man took and put in his garden; and it grew and became a large tree, and the birds of the air nested in its branches.”

Mustard seeds are not supposed to grow wildly huge like that, and the birds of the air are demons.

>>catholicism: satan worship for cucks, mandatory chastity cages, you must kiss at least 12 migrant feet to join
where does this meme come from?
>protestantism: freedom, godliness, jesus first, ivanka
*non-Evangelical Protestantism

Fuck you heretic

None of these worked in my post. (((Hmmm)))

shite b8 m8

Too bad since Vatican II the church has been infiltrated by the devil.

Retards who believe 500 year old Protestant propaganda. Seriously, Lutheranism and Catholicism really aren't all that different. Only an idiot hates his Christian brother.

>While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the leper, a woman came to Him with an alabaster jar of expensive perfume, which she poured on His head as He reclined at the table.
When the disciples saw this, they were indignant and asked, “Why this waste? This perfume could have been sold at a high price, and the money given to the poor.” Aware of this, Jesus asked, “Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful deed to Me. The poor you will always have with you, but you will not always have Me. By pouring this perfume on Me, she has prepared My body for burial. Truly I tell you, wherever this gospel is preached in all the world, what she has done will also be told in memory of her.”
Hello Judas.

Catholic here too. Open your life to Christ anons.

Your soul is worth more then anything physical

they are the next to fall look whats happening already once the current patriarch of the orthodoxy falls he will be replaced with a fransesco type

Its coming to the great divide; good and evil people of all creeds and cultures will pick sides and the battle will commence once the tribe of judah is forced into israel

kinda digressing but its all in revalations

>Are you seriously saying Lutheranism and Calvinism are corrupt?

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Yes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant_work_ethic
and yes

Thanks for cucking us up, Luther, and thanks for jewing us up, Calvin.

It's just a bible verse.

About a church that grew so large that demons felt free to nest inside of it, which of course has been documented many times as cardinals in the Vatican openly worship satan.

Vidi budale

Catholics and Christians are not brothers. You can make a case for loving your enemies, but not for loving your brothers.

Orthodoxy is not centralized like Catholicism you idiot, so it can't be "Russian". Every nation can have their own patriarchate and they are pretty independent.

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Man can't forgive sins and all Catholics go to hell.

>Man can't forgive sins
Nowhere in catholic teachings does it say they can.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestant_work_ethic
>and yes
>Thanks for cucking us up, Luther, and thanks for jewing us up, Calvin.

>work ethic
>bad

there isnt a protestant country that isnt 1st world, and yeah, just look at those based catholic countries like Mexico, Spain and Brazil, look how better they are to cucked USA and Switzerland. Would you chance places, seriously?

>Vidi budale

vidi priglupe dijaspore, odi slušat matu bulića

What if the "saviour" Jesus really is Satan in disguise? What if Lucifer deceived the world into believing we are separate from each other and from God, when in reality we aren't?

What if the Bible is an elaborate hoax that fooled millions to put their faith in a "supreme being" who condemns us for seeking knowledge of good & evil… tricked into believing "benevolence" belongs to one who slaughters, tempts, condemns, judges, punishes, commits violence and genocide, is jealous and vengeful…

ITT: Catholics getting BTFO

How is this even b8 m8?

Divide and conquer is a jesuit tactic

At the end of it all it is and information war and if you ask Jesus to show you the way and hold strong to your faith you will see the light

We should be more worried about our christian brothers getting slaughtered in syria and OBANGA going HURPA WE CANT JUUUUUUUUUUUUST LET IN CHRIIIIIIIIIISTIAAAAAAAAAAANS

Good luck bring in hell heritic

meme tier reasons why catholics are bad aren't BTFOing.
If you wanted to make catholics actually look bad, I'd bring up the finances of the church.
>megadepartment store in the vatican that "friends of the church" can go to and get stuff heavily discounted or free.