Actual Shrek thread. Memes are slightly recommended.
How does it hold up for you guys? I think it's still pretty damn good compared to even most of CGI movies of today. The lighting is pretty realistic as well as the detail on their clothes and fur. Also the concept that a gross ass ogre was able to be marketable to kids is pretty impressive.
I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a cunt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love Shrek is life.
Parker Hernandez
I rewatched it recently and eddie murphy is the only one who still makes me laugh
Carter Russell
Fuck u fukhead
Carter Watson
Shrek 2 is legitimately one of my favourite animated movies, and I can't discuss it because of these shitty memes.
Xavier Allen
Shrek 2 is good. Shrek 1's animation is really stiff, 2 is an improvement in every way.
Brody Lee
What do you like about it?
Christopher Brown
Okay, i'll tell you! ...Do you know the muffin man?
Austin Thompson
Why does Dreamworks always make at least one sequel too many?
Hunter Allen
Everyone does.
Noah Sanchez
I'm looking forward to this new edginess in animation.
Tyler Peterson
KINO I N O
Owen Walker
Is there anyone out there who doesn't think this is a massive bait and switch? Disney's probably worried that everyone's sick of Cars so they have to trick people into thinking this one will be different.
Alexander Clark
no doubt just look at the good dinosaur
Aaron Evans
redpill me on Mike Myers.
Is he doing anything besides Shrek?
Adrian Sullivan
ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI
Liam Phillips
That whole Knights scene and the mission impossible spoof never cease to crack me up.
Brody Harris
Shrek 2 > Shrek > Shrek 3 > Shrek the Halls > Shrek in 4D at Universal Studios > Shrek: The Game > Shrek 4
Carter Rivera
audible chuckle
Michael Carter
Put more of this >>>>>>>>>>>>>> between Shrek 1 and 3 and it's perfect
Dylan Martin
His voice is actually awful for this character. Russian dub voice is much better.
Shrek is legitimately my go to feel good movie. If I'm having a shitty day I'll come home and just put it on as background static. It makes me feel like it's summer of 2001 again and everything's alright. AND THEN I SAW HER FACE NOW I'M A BELIEVER
Christopher Lee
>Best Years of Our Lives by Baha Men starts playing
Bentley Bell
I'm glad we could get that all out of the way early
Michael Lee
Serious question: Why is this a meme? I never bothered clicking any of those threads, and when I rewatched the movie yesterday I found nothing really funny or memeworthy about that opening song.