You wake up in an American breakfast restaurant

You wake up in an American breakfast restaurant.

>one egg $5.99

No thanks.

What on earth made you think this would be an interesting thread?

>those prices

Just get an orange juice and an avocado toast, you get to look fashionable and healthy for $5.50 + tax + tip

wtf

and tip

and tax

and jizaya

This must be some shit dive in LA or NYC judging by the prices only retard cosmopolitans would pay

>$1.99 for about 300 ml of juice
What the fuck?

I dont understand.
Are saying that's high price?

>europoors
I expect this from South Americans, but really? Shit's worse than I thought.

>i'm so fucking retard that i would pay 6 fucking bucks for one shitty egg

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I was shocked at how cheap that menu is

No wonder all the fat people are so poor.

>i'm so fucking poor that I can't pay for one measly egg with an hours work

Can you read?

Indio, I...

>No grits

God help us, we're in the north with the liberal faggots