Lakers vs. Clippers - Game thread #2

Breaking news, my niggas
If your girlfriend has went to any season opener basketball game
Best believe, she's fucking some niggas on that team
She's fucking somebody on the basketball team

>INB4 Lonzo ball blocked by [Clippers player]
>Breen: "Oh-ho-ho a monter block on Lonzo Ball!!!"
>Webber: "Welcome to the NBA Lonzo Ball, he he he!"

Is this the end of the Micro Baller era?

TYBB

LONZO BLACKED

Dubs for Milos

Was it affirmative action, sp?

Ingram is fucking shit. Sent him to the doctor league and make him lift weights for an entire year.

>1st assist by ball coming in the 2nd quarter
I'm not an expert but that's not a good sign right

Ingram straight doody

Reminder every foreign flag in here is a vpn unless proved otherwise

>ingram

HAHAHA this nigga trash

NIGGA IM A REAL ONE

misa pls come back

Nice PG failkers

No it was HIV-induced mental retardation.

post halftime slags

>it's a game of two halves.

post yfw ESPN's highlights from this game are lonzo's 1 made shot and then a series of clips of his defensive rebounds

Trips for Milos

this desu

brandon ingram is going the way of anthony bennett. i genuinely feel bad for the guy

>this sex auction happening on the court

wtf

what is Lavar thinking right now?

>watching these laker girls trying to string 2 sentences together

The gap in quality between top teams and mediocre/shit teams is so big
This game has been unwatchable

can a autism tell me WTF is wrong with Igram?

he was nails last yers

>tfw I think I'm in love with my best friend but he's not gay

these girls look like they've had 20 failed plastic surgeries and got botox shots before this game lmfao nice one LA

>Ingram is 1/7.
>Lonzo 1 (one) assist
Who is in charge of draft picks at the Lakers?

literally kys you'reself faggot

>mfw Lonzo initiates the offense and never gets the ball back

Reminds me of... someone.......

why are they all so ugly?

lmao just ask to blow him when he's drunk, that's as far as you can go

Anthony Bennett wasn't this bad cuz that draft was terrible no matter what

S L O W

Miss me yet?

who /beverley/ here?

PUNISH THESE LIL' BOIS BLAKE

>8 rebounds in one half
Ball is living up to his name as a rebounding specialist. Looks like he's in for 6/16 a night.

rare

What the hell was the point of Coach Walton starting Loul Deng, especially if he was never going to reinsert him.

punished blake

APOLOGIZE

trying to up his trade value maybe

he's old so you want to play him when he is warmed up right after shootaround

boogie of pg's

Some of y'all seem to have forgotten that the Lakers are sorry. M'fers acting like they surprised they look like shit.

Apt comparison desu

They still lost.

Does anyone else literally want to kill Ingram?

At least Deangelo was entertaining..

SOMEBODY SHOP AN EYEPATCH OVER BLAKE'S EYE. I WANT A PUNISHED BLAKE OC

do i looked worried?

leave being the worst team in the league to us

>Igram is "untouchable" in trade talks according to Magic Johnson

He's ruining the Lakers isnt he?

BBBust

please tell me wtf is going on? i waited 100 years for this

I always knew CP3 was the problem with the team. He's a ball dominant passer.

That's gold lmao

All of the Buss family are ruining the Lakers.

>being this new

this made me a little less suicidal desu

we're not PHX

so is it fair to say that lonzo is getting BLACKED BY BEV?

imagine him going against two way pg's like wall or lowry, this nigga getting exposed lmao

how do i get a loyal gf with DSLs like this bros?

well if his team could shoot he'd have more, can't blame him for that, still shit though

>implying grinding the lakers into dust is at all meaningful

Griffin disappears in the playoffs and DJ becomes a walking brick.

TRASH

>Being a newfag

>gay as fuck snoop d shooting form

snoop got a wet jumper

WHERE MY /RAIDERSCLIPPERS/ BROS AT

just b urself my dude

be a replicant

Clippers have always looked great in the regular season, it's when they enter the playoffs that everything goes to shit.

...

every girl that looks like that burns coal

Of course. Lonzo should be lighting up a 1st team defensive player! What a fucking bust!

His form is almost as bad as lonzos

giannis was in that draft m8

now show the giant tshirt guy

...

so?

>giannis
>mccollum

>loyal

>tfwywncomcf

wait how was Ice cube ever intimidating in the rap business? he's a mega manlet wtf

...

Reminder that Blake Griffin should have won the 2014 MVP

Anyone else excited for Drop The Mic? Looks really funny I can't wait to watch it with my step dad

Coal is still the cleanest and most efficient source of power.

does this bitch really fuck giannis? im not gonna waifu her if she does

based Chuck.

Legler somehow believes the Thunder are the 2nd best team in the league and are only matched by the Warriors. .....Bit of an overreaction but that defense is amazing.

Nice try but get NUKED sometime

BASED SHAQ

PENCILING US AS THE 8TH

BASED SHAQ

PENCILING US AS THE 8TH

BASED SHAQ

PENCILING US AS THE 8TH

>im not gonna waifu her if she does
shell be upset?

I've been saying he was 1st All team qualifier since '15. I got a feeling he's gonna excel on the clippers

>no first round 2018 draft pick
JUST

how do i get rid of my practice gf lads?

I think i'm almost ready for the real deal