/nba/ - God Dream Edition

OKC:Russell Westbrook triple-doubles in win
OKC:Paul George scores 28 points in 39 minutes
OKC:Carmelo Anthony scores 22 points vs. Knicks
OKC:Steven Adams blocks 3, steals 5, scores 12
NY:Kristaps Porzingis scores 31 points in loss
NY:Frank Ntilikina starts career as No. 3 PG
NY:Willy Hernangomez moves to No. 3 center
TOR:Jonas Valanciunas posts 23 points, 15 boards
TOR:Norman Powell scores 15 points in start
TOR:C.J. Miles scores 22 points, makes six treys
TOR:Delon Wright scores 13, gets PG & SG minutes
CHI:Lauri Markkanen drops 17 points in 33 minutes

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Nike sucks

lakers will beat the suns

Stay strong bros, we get that first W against the tanking suns

Will the Knicks ever be good? Or at least a non shit record with a playoff run?

>clops beat the lakers
They have finally officially become the #1 seed in the west, if they can beat the lakies then they can beat ANYONE

the NBA late night after game party in the LD is about to start

Thunder are the second best team in the league

Nah, they're going at your asses hard after suffering a monumental embarrassment

loving all these hot takes anons keep it up while Lonzo wins ROTY. remember adversity is always man's greatest tool

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BLACKED BY BEVERLEY

>Lonzo is a weak-ass bust who might be lucky to play 5 years
and he's the best of his daddy's retarded-lookin bastards

It will go to whomever has more wins

So how come some teams don't have a sponsorship logo on their jerseys

>this one canadian that is always spamming about the LD and his obsession with clips

>Walton says Lakers 'deserved boos' they got at staples -- "I wasn't happy with what we gave our fans tonight"

>head jews rig draft multiple times over the years so lakers get top picks
>draft nothing but busts

moo are confirmed stalkers. look what they do to barry and lauren

>Patrick Beverley on playing Lonzo Ball tonight. He said he had to "welcome his little young ass to the NBA."

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I was told Kyle Kuzma was a beast. He looks fucking terrible

gotta pick a local sponsor that has $$$ and doesn't look retarded

hoping my Hornets just keep the Jumpman since that's 75% a sponsor by itself

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>Getting ho'd by Patrick Beverley in Game 1 of 82

>fucking bullied
kek

so i heard you were talking shit. i got a zune massage

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE BUST GOT BUSSY BLASTED BY BEVERLY

Draymond and Kawhi is gonna kill this little bitch lmfao

Is embiid the only non bust of recent drafts?

seems like every new prospect turns out to be over hyped trash

go to bed Lavar

stop making up fake unbelievable quotes

>uncle phil

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sucks when thats the best thing all season your team will be remembered for.

Holy shit, I missed that Randle inbound play

Is Kawhi Leonard a Replicant?

I cant wait for the next matchup

First the Cavs, then the Lakers. Is it time for the Knicks?

B L A C K E D

Don't forget about KAT and Porzingis.

GOAT bball jersey. prove me wrong

>Patrick Beverley in the locker room after the game: "Lonzo has a small dick"

Cloppers wont even make the playoffs enjoy it faggots Lonzo will win ROTY and Lakers will have a respectable record

Mark your calendars. Lonzo gonna get raped more often than a Hollywood actress

>based Carlos Barkley

>tfw OKC wins a natty

i told you stupid retarded fucking brainless niggers the lakers sucked dick and werent even making the playoffs
kill yourselves
dont @ me

Gonna get his ass roasted all damn season.

This nigga better stop acting too cool for school pretty soon and start taking it to people.

>shaw
>better than kareem

ishygddt snooop is high

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>where is chuck at? somewhere eating krispy kreme
lmao

Someone make one of those poor little white boi covers with lonzo in the middle and all the elite point guards surrounding him

Knicks was the team that showed fans rigging was real back in the 80's

you could give them the GSW roster and they'd lose 60 games so long as Dolan is in charge

Shaq and chuck already in midseason form

you say the same shit every year
you really need a life

Lonzo isnt a fucking bust you faggots its one game

>Take me back please

Its literally the first time ive said this. Maybe you need a life if you recognize post from consecutive years

>beverly acting like running it up on a rookie in his first game is him being the equivalent of the mvp

yeah nah he's just a fucking cunt, zo did get bullied pretty hard tho lmao

Wiggins still has huge potential
fuck all yall that say hes bust

>all this ass mad

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>just one game
You'd think Lakies fans would get used to failure

you said this same shit last year. get a new gimmick

cry more bitch nigga

Is Lonzo the Kris Dunn of our generation?

>tfw another injury ridden season with a playoff choke as the cherry on top

Why is Parsons so fucking sensitive?

*rips your jersey*
*breaks your ankle*
*makes you pay more for something you could get elsewhere for cheaper*

What

How much does GODrie drop on the shitters tomorrow?

Honestly that is ideally the worst possible matchup for Lonzo's first game.

That had to be a total confidence destroyer. Just imagine the major implications this could have on the rest of his entire career

>chuck in charge of watching the league he is paid to talk about

>Lakers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Take your meds

arent all gays?

is chuck drunk?

They play the Suns tomorrow though

kuzma is a fucking bust

>"Game... tecond night"

Lol good thing Chuck is such a good sport

Anyone else rewatching the Thunder game?

These sexy toes are gonna carry us to the ship.

He and Lin need to get back together.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Mark Kenan is the future GOAT tbqhwy

Thanks for the new wallpaper

Imma flip back over after Desus and Mero desu. That first quarter was ugly anyway

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The problem with the lakers is that they’re shit at developing future prospects. I’ve seen teams send players to the D-League and they come out looking like real NBA players. Instead they just stick rookies in the starting lineup and hope for the best. This shit is management’s fault desu.

OG gonna be a star

bev just wanted to welcome him to the league

what you trying to say?

No problem bro. Just make sure no one sees it. Some bitch at work used my phone to check something and she asked who Clips is. It was awkward as fuck.

Lin just died though, rip nigga

DLo unironically has a better future on the Nets than he would being wasted on the Lakers

just wish Ingram hadn't been drafted by that bust of a team

>You now remember Lance Stephenson dunking on Julius Randle

Wiggins balls out all the time but he's lowkey and keeps to himself so nobody hears about him

That whole first half was the total state of LA Basketball. 20% FG from both teams and like 20 TOs total. Clippers and Lakers are total shit.

Not on the garbage ass bulls. They will ruin him

FUCK I just woke up and slept through all the fucking games

what happened with the lakers??? everyone saying Ingram played like shit? Also how did lonzo only go 1-6 ???

waht is happening