While a Han Solo Film is already a big fanwank in itself, it will be an even bigger one than Rogue One was. We are about to discover >the mafiaesque structures of Jabba the Hutts "business" >the lower levels of Coruscant (reminiscent of 1313) >trandoshan slavers/ enslaved wookies (Bossk cameo) >the legendary Sabacc game between Han and Lando And something that should not really surprise anybody anymore: >we get to see the DEATH STAR under construction in the orbit above Geonosis >Han is an imperial pilot that is ordered to bomb the poor Geonosians who dindu nuffin with gas (do you get it? Because a galaxy far far away is actually nazi germany) Obviously Han won't do that, but this whole shit somehow ties in with Rogue One.
>Jabba the Hutt >Coruscant >Bossk >Sabacc game >Lando >DEATH STAR
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
Oh boy, can't wait for yet another piece of SW revisionism
Juan Bell
I can literally see him talking to him "You are a fine young man cadet Solo. You would truely make a perfect son in law but my daughter died as an infant together with my wife"
Brayden Allen
No, but Krennic will reprise his role
Easton Collins
Anyone here think this will be the first box office bomb for Disney? I don't even know any starwars fans that are excited for this.
Nathaniel Evans
I have a Han Solo leak.
I don't give a fuck about your shitty star wars movies
Cooper Wood
How will they explain Han looking completely different in A New Hope
Robert Wilson
No, this will be even higher in the box office than Rogue One. All the retards want Yoda, Han Solo, Boba Fett movies.
Ian Torres
Did they purposely pick two actors that look absolutely nothing like the originals?
They got the skin colors right, so there's that.
Jack Ross
There will be a quip about it "Han you look... Different" "yeah, must be my new haircut" *pause for laughter*
Cameron Sanchez
What fims that are out now, will this be most like. ?
Samuel Perry
Donald Glover ist about wanting the reddit audience and Alden Ehrenreich ist just some new face they want to force in to A-list for whatever reasons. It has nothing to do with him being suited for the role in any way. This is all about vitamine B. Do you really think its just coincidence that "the guy that was most suited for directing Episode VII" is best friends with kathy kennedys husband?!
Adam Russell
>Anyone here think this will be the first box office bomb for Disney?
Yeah, like Ant-Man and Guardians of the Galaxy and The Force Awakens and
Cooper Edwards
What?
Justin Lee
This will actually happen
Christian Bailey
I can't understand why people want to see characters that have already been depicted just further done to death. Why won't they expand on the series or just do an entirely different time period all together? Also why would the Star Wars fans even eat this up, I figured they would be the ones that could see through the bullshit but I guess not.
William Cox
the actor they got looks like such an unlikable tooldouche
I can't watch this
Eli Robinson
They see trough it. They are just too weak not to go to the cinema and pay shekels to the jew.
Christian Murphy
>it will tie in with Rogue One
Fuck, so it's true they filmed scenes with Saw Gerrera and Han Solo doing shit.
Xavier Turner
>Han is an imperial pilot that is ordered to bomb the poor Geonosians who dindu nuffin with gas (do you get it? Because a galaxy far far away is actually nazi germany) >Obviously Han won't do that, but this whole shit somehow ties in with Rogue One. omg thats like what finn did they must be related pottery
Nathaniel Cox
probably it's perfect for disney, they can use use whenever they want because it won't cost them and the manchidlren with shit taste will always love
Daniel Edwards
No no Goj. Han is a PILOT, Finn was a TROOPER it's completely different!
Asher Davis
> for whatever reasons Because Spielberg lobbied him. They met at some jewish holiday and now Steve is pushing him.
William James
star wars fans are on the same level with harry potter
Liam Hernandez
>we get to see the DEATH STAR under construction in the orbit above Geonosis >the legendary Sabacc game between Han and Lando >Han is an imperial pilot that is ordered to bomb the poor Geonosians who dindu nuffin with gas (do you get it? Because a galaxy far far away is actually nazi germany)
pls no.
Ayden Bailey
worse actually because nobody pretends to be a Harry Potter fan
James Garcia
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Noah Hughes
newsflash asshole, most SW fans are fucking plebs
Robert Perry
lol they just HAD to cast a jew as Han Solo
Nicholas Rodriguez
Is Ehrenreich jewish? Doesn't really make sense. His name literally means "full of honor"
Bentley Phillips
I am a fan but I don't care. I want a story about the Old Republic
Lincoln Adams
I just want a space road-trip movie with Han, Lando, and Chewie.
Isaiah Brown
Han Solo is an imperial pilot and he meets Chewbacca for the first time onboard Death Star, where Chewie is the first officer. They decide to run away together and start their smuggling business when some innocent people ask them for help. Han is reluctant but finally agrees and saves them. Turns out one of the, well, "people" he saved was Jabba.
Ryder Jenkins
AT-STs AT-STs!
Also all you people shitting on Alden obviously did not see Hail Caesar. He's good and deserves a breakout role.
Dong Lover, however, is a soft spoken ponce and a terrible choice for Lando.
Angel Nelson
>trandoshan slavers/ enslaved wookies >the legendary Sabacc game between Han and Lando >we get to see the DEATH STAR under construction in the orbit above Geonosis
Will they make a movie out of every line in the orignal movies now?
Samuel Hernandez
>more CGI grand moff tarkin
gotta wonder why they didn't CGI young Harrison Ford for the entire thing
James King
What are the odds of a Donald Trump character?
James Stewart
harrison ford is jewish
Christopher Perry
>Will they make a movie out of every line in the orignal movies now?
That's what EU did for several decades, I don't see why Disney can't.
Parker Rogers
>that poster
bothans died for the Death Star 2 plans not the DS1
I bet the retarded Sup Forumssmoker who made that thought he was clever too
Eli Ramirez
shut up, I love it
also, DS2, R2 -- fits
Christian Robinson
So to bring all this shit in a sensical order: >Han is an imperial pilot >is ordered to gas 6million Jewonosians >deserts from the empire >flees to tatooine (which kind of makes sense since it is very close to Geonosis) >starts smuggling for Jabba >This is where we meet woody harrelson who is like his direct boss >they sell some shit to Saw Gerreras als quaida guys >woody is killed of in a battle and Han needs a new ship >tricks lando in a game of sabacc >gets the falcon The third act will be about him and lando flying to kessel. Here we see all the atrocities of the empire. >makes han rescueing one of the enslaved wookies - it's chewbacca >they flee by doing the kessel run in under 12 parsecs
Jace Brooks
Maybe that's why the poster is called Rogue Two, user
Leo Morales
upvoted
Samuel Butler
Sounds pretty good, actually.
Aaron Morgan
dumb redditposter is Rogue one 2
Thomas Murphy
Actually I kinda like the idea of the Han Solo movie being loosely tied to Rogue One and having this overall tie in with the Saga by showing more of the death star and its geonosian roots
Levi Thomas
>.02 Disneybux have been added to your account
Luke Carter
It makes complete sense actually. Rebels even established wookie slaves on Kessel already.
Andrew Perry
I don't care how good this movie might be, spinoffs are a fucking cash grab and that's all there is to it. Fuck Disney.
Charles Clark
han is just some hardened smuggler down on his luck in ANH. Nothing tying him to the 'destiny' of the world, nothing to incite him to act beyond a hefty payday, and yet he becomes one of the major heroes of the rebellion through his actions
if they throw in this tied-in nonsense implying he was always wrapped up in the pivotal conflicts, it ruins part of what made his characterization in the original trilogy so good
Dominic Cooper
I WAS BEING RETARDED ON PURPOSE! HAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE DUMBASSES OWNED!
Brayden Lee
When will they finally make Obi-Wan movie? This is the only one I care about. They could make it about older Ben sitting in the cantina on Tatooine an telling the stories about Jedi's adventures (without revealing that they were his own adventures). Basically goodfriendposting: the movie
Zachary Allen
Still a better premise than the garbage that is Rogue One. At least we actually care about Han Solo. At least it's a story we don't already know the answer to. Rogue One was a terrible anthology idea.
Logan Foster
Why? So that they can give answers to things that don't need to be answered? Fuck this. Leave it alone. No more stories between movies.
Hunter Jackson
>At least we actually care about Han Solo
I cared about him enough for 4 movies worth. This spinoff is completely unnecessary
Jose Scott
I just really like Ewan McGregor and his portrayal of Obi-Wan - would love to see him more. Same with Ian McDiarmid and Palpatine.
Josiah Watson
Ewan McGregor hated star wars. I think his performance was pretty shit, and that's after considering how bad the lines he had.
Noah Brown
>Ewan McGregor hated star wars >recorded lines for TFA >wants to make spinoff
>Han Solo flying the falcon low over the surface of Tatooine >Emilia Clarke: "PULL UP!" >barely pulls up in time to avoid a krayt dragon bursting from the sand >"How'd you know it was there?!" >*into camera "I know a thing or two about dragons"
Jonathan Carter
I really don't understand why disney won't make an obiwan spinoff. This is literally what everybody wants. Don't the Jew love shekels?! I just pray for the new spinoff after that to not be a Boba Fett Movie. Just give us something between 6 and 7 about Lukes Jedi Order or some shit. And give us a sith lord trilogy after Episode IX
Adam Harris
This is emilia clarke? When did she get slim?!
Jaxon Fisher
>"Truly the Emperor is playing a Game of Thrones with this galaxy."