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Bem vindos a todos.

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porco dio chicos

mama mia!

thanks for ruining porto you stupid anglos, it used to be a nice city to visit in the past.

Lmao, this curse always cracks me up

In my city I have English and Germans moving in.

I thought we were complete shitholes and the north is far superior ? What is making them immigrate here then.

does this mean girls are pigs?

i had never been in germany , but UK is a trully shithole, worst that spain or portugal in all aspects.

trust me, be happy to born in moortugal, central europe is a shit

pero jorge si tu nunca sales de casa

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Italians attempt to show culture to barbarians but fail to do so. 2016.

>What is making them immigrate here then.
Good weather? Low prices? Both?

E AÍ TOPS
TUDO SHOW?

If Romanians are romans why they have slavic names?

I'm half Brit myself, not judging.

But it used to be the other way around. I just don't understand what has changed.

Mind you these are not old people, but young people.

Portugal is best girl

No, Vikings have best girls.

You mean South Europeans people leaving their country? It still happens.
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Would.

If they could.

Yeah that's about the ones that would. I'm one of those that moved.

Really ?

Where are you from ?

Why Sweden though.

>Romania has no arms
Are they in a Muslim country?

ya mean greek?

So today a Brit on vacation thought I was British and approached me in English asking me where I'm from and I'm enjoying my vacations.

How do I wash the shame Sup Forums?

Spain, and because I like Sweden, the language, the culture etc. I lived in Denmark too.

How does someone look british nowadays?

just stand in the sun til you look like a prawn

a new zealander once thought i was from the usa
he said that i looked like the average statian

>In my city I have English and Germans moving in.
>Mind you these are not old people, but young people.
How? I hope it ain't the New British and New Germans.

can one of you guys understand romanian? ive heard friends talking it but i couldn't understand shit. is it even a romance language?

mostly middle eastern, south asian, and african features
so a random Portuguese is a good approximation

>he turns pink under the sun
how can you stand the summer cumskin?

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Paki

Of course I fucked it up, meant for

Eu desiero foder a Rumania

wtf italy is nordic, delet this!

este
in unele cazuri mai mult decat italiana

snowburner

kek

Yes indeed

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Ok lads, let's talk about what we all have in common : saint seiya.
Who is the best gold saint and why it is Camus ?

>Camus
What a weird way of spelling "Aries"

They played right into that one.

I-I-I-I'm a Northern Tuga.

Nah,you just don't get out of the house

Why are we so superior lads?
Is it the north african admixture?

I can't without sunscreen if it's during the summer.

>Is it the north african admixture?
Barbarians simply CANNOT compete

They can't compete, and they know it.

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cold weather all year round and lack of sunlight fucks your mind up

M É M É
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You are North Africa

They can't compete

I have el loro, do you want it?

We should bring the Latin language back

>tfw no greater romance co-prosperity sphere with a modernised version of latin as its official language
WHY
EVEN
LIVE

dehuelbelo

OOPS

jej

DELET

This is what happens when you rape people

>rape
>implying they didn't want the BCC

wtf? son. south europeans are white, in fact the core of white european identity it was defined by us.

>this new

>Tu esti roman?
>DA!

:>

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>rodrigo janot
why is this guy trending on twatter?

As always, dad is best girl