OFFICIAL WEST HAM UNITED v BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION MATCH THREAD

A firm relegation battle kicks off this weekend's PL action as London's most deluded club host the top flight's gayest. Slaven Bilic AND Chris Hughton's men have struggled so far this campaign, with both of them only picking up 8 points from their first 8 games.

Kick-off at 8:00pm UK time.

Wet Spam: Hart, Zabaleta, Reid (c), Fonte, Masuaku, Obiang, Kouyate, Antonio, Lanzini, Arnautovic, Chicharito.
>Subs: Adrian, Byram, Ogbonna, Cresswell, Noble, Fernandes, Ayew.

Homo Albion: Ryan, Bruno (c), Dunk, Duffy, Bong, Knockaert, Stephens, Propper, Izquierdo, Gross, Murray.
>Subs: Krul, Goldson, March, Schelotto, Suttner, Brown, Molumby.

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=WwM8pCAynbM&list=RDMMWwM8pCAynbM
youtube.com/watch?v=hyxBBFNqXCo
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1st for West Ham winning 2-nil.
Digits confirm.

strawpoll.me/14191100
>strawpoll.me/14191100
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>de gay

>tfw predicted Everton and West Spam to both finish in the top 10

they will never get over the soulless stadium

>Dildo Empire vs the gays

>Mr. West Ham benched

How can West Ham hope to control the game without his tenacious tackling and unmatched range of passing?

Kelly a cute.

Why is Brighton gay? What's the meme here?

very high gay population

the san francisco of the uk

It's basically a holiday town with a very active night life. Gay capital of the UK.

Time for Left ti finally shine

>the san francisco of the uk
Got it.

>brighton

>Mark Noble only turned 30 this year

the countless hours of mindless running around and reckless tackling have really taken their toll

>The Dildo Brothers

David Sullivan is fucking retarded

Bruno should be stripped of the captaincy for he did last week

Where's the option for postponed/abandoned?

>One of the most brilliant minds your country ever produced
>Force him to drug himself and eventually commit suicide
really makes you think

>James Collins auditioning for Peaky Blinders S4

What are you listening to before this game, Sup Forums?

Me:
youtube.com/watch?v=Nswe73umPQk

youtube.com/watch?v=n9TcqhwIPB8

youtube.com/watch?v=WwM8pCAynbM&list=RDMMWwM8pCAynbM

Damn, that's some good stuff.

Based Dubliners.

youtube.com/watch?v=hyxBBFNqXCo

I'm in this thread to watch the game with all of you. But only ironically. BELIEVE ME, I had many invitations to fun social events tonight. I'm CHOOSING to spend my Friday night watching West Ham vs Brighton.

What's your excuse for being on Sup Forums at a friday night? I personally have to study for several exams I have next week.

>having the audacity to LIE ON THE INTERNET

haha yea I've got loads of friends actually haha

I don't have friends and haven't done for years.

I'm going to the cinema and the club tomorrow (so I'll miss MOTD again like last week)

haha same

youtube.com/watch?v=_wGwcPuXykI

This is gonna be painful to watch. 1-0 West Ham.

>it's a bottom half team plays in a 541 away from home episode

Pewds lives there.

sacking this off.
Gonna watch Touch of Evil, instead.
Have I chosen my night wisely?

>game 6 mins in
>3 posts

i just snorted two massive lines of coke and i'm feeling seriously absolutely fantastic right now i'm not even payign attention to the game i've spoked about 4 fags in the past 20 minutes

love doing mdma on my own but coke feels like a waste
i'm sure most people feel the opposite

whats ur exam?

>snorting cement and acid

holy shit i was wondering why i couldnt make firmino captain 10 minutes ago instead of lukaku its cuz these two fuckers are playing in friday...

What is the point of doing coke if you're sitting at home on Sup Forums?

You can't convince me this West Ham pitch is normal dimensions, no matter how many "official" sources are posted. It lS far too long and not enough width, it is the anti-chode

>tfw haven't done MDMA in two years because fear of even more depression

automatic control

I use it as a break from depression lol

This stadium is a fucking travesty. I don't even like West Ham but I feel sorry for their fans having to watch them here.

i do coke all weekend long regardless of what im doing because it feels fucking fantastic because it's my reward for working hard all week

S O M E T H I N G

yay goal

LMAO

>WET SPAM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how shit is Hart, didn't even get close to the ball

ur studying robotics?

I studied 2years in swedn land
I miss it ;-;

Can't wait for west ham to get relegated again

How much are you spending on it a month?

mdma does my nut in you can stay up for days on coke and not feel 1/10th of how shite you feel coming down off mdma. plus i can't be arsed with all that lovey dovey bollocks

Fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck.

>Wet Spam
>Astronautovic

The days after are what scare me. Then again I've only done it two times.

>forever blowing bollocks

>Fart
>England's starter

Fucking hell

THIS

>nu-male redditors will unironically defend this new sanitized corporate bowl that completely kills any atmosphere and caters to plastic prawn sandwich eaters and metrosexual left wingers while alienating the traditional working class fanbase

kill yourselves please

weed gets you through the next day

about £1200

I hear ya.. also, just came in here, what's are we on about?

>this post

I've never seen anyone defend it but you're right

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Football should be family friendly, sweetie.

Joe Hart WILL got to another international tournament and start all the games.

HOWLING.

>ball is literally in the box, game is happening
>sky director decides to show us some men in hats

Get another pint, Nigel

Preach it brother. Ignore all these metrosexual nu-male Hillary supporters replying to you with their oh-so-funny reaction faces.

Non-top 6 teams are practically unwatchable desu

>2017
>not being metrosexual

>Hillary supporters

Cool flip

So are ManUre

>dat bit of vomit
so that's one point for you small illegal streamers I suppose

8 more years bitch.

GET HIM OFF!

Man Utd have scored the second most goals this season, sweetie.

them sleepy

who /ttripping_balls/???

Back to your containment board >>>/the_donald/

Can we send a Sup Forums representative to go and measure the dimensions of this sham of a pitch?

Actuall Sup Forumsartan here
(You) must also leave, in this case

Literally Championship tier football.

>lol ur gay xd

upboated

bog sim is on the case

I wish

>west ham still havent sacked this fraudster

lmao

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DUDE WEED LMAO