Youre walking down the street and this poor helpless refugee approaches you and slaps your girls ass

youre walking down the street and this poor helpless refugee approaches you and slaps your girls ass.

What do you do, Sup Forums?

Spray rat poison and watch him choke to death

Blame Republicans #DumpDrumpf

Go home and complain on an anime message board.

stab him in his eyeballs with a sharpened pencil I always keep in my pocket in case I get mugged

yeah, that's right

I would literally murder him for next to no real reason, with a pencil

Goliath, meet David, ya cunt

YOU ENRICHED HER

Pull out my gun and tell him to back off, then ask where he got his synthol from.

keked!

Poke him with a pin and watch him go zipping around, bouncing off cars and buildings as he deflates.

>refugee
>japan

nice try

Teleport behind him and slice him in half with my pure nipponsei (japanese for you gaijins) katana with steel folded 10000 times.

reported to police
sharpened pencil? you monster

Give him some bacon.

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OI

YOU GOTTA LICENSE FOR THAT WRITING UTENSIL LAD?

Go on Sup Forums and complain about how rapefugees are ruining my once great country ;__;

Illegal. You will be charged for brandishing. The only time you should draw a weapon is when you are GOING to use it

feed him to the pigs

shoot him claim he attacked more violently
MURRICA

I call the exterminator.

Slap his ass

Take out my AR15 and aim right for his poison heart.

anybody else fap every time this is posted? cant just be me.

I am but a product of my environment

that environment of course being an overbearing dystopian police state where everybody hates everybody else

I don't fap,cause I'm not gay, but he is impressive.

>tfw he slaps your ass, because you are tfw no gf

THAT'S AN ILLEGAL EDGE SURRENDER YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

Keked!

Probably what would actually happen

Not necessarily true. There are situations where you may need to use it(such as being threatened as in the example) where it is permissible to draw before you intend to shoot.

Ask him if he is Jewish because he looks Jewish.

>averageBastardBondsNPC.jpg

out-alpha him with my BBC and slap him in the face with it

>stab him in his eyeballs with a sharpened pencil I always keep in my pocket

>walk away
>go to mcdonalds and ask for 5 extra hot coffees with no milk
>drive back past and throw it on him
>repeat until all my coffees are gone

>Enrage him
>Keep my distance and wait for him to charge
>Move out of the way as he runs head first into a wall
>As he's dazed, wail on him for a few seconds
>Step out of range as he thrashes in all directions
>Repeat

Stab him with a butter knife.

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what?
I'm a pretty creative guy

Throw bacon at him and watch him melt like the wicked witch of the west

people actually think that's not photoshopped?

Yeah he's a hottie.
I'd slap his ass back.

It's some junkie in isis, he has a bunch of pictures I saw in syria general a few months back.

yell at him for it and a mob of proud white brits swarm him and stab him to death

such is life in glorious post-brexit britain

Damn OP that's a big cockroach

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What is this? A fucking boss fight?

>Take out my AR15
Yes, I'm sure you have it in your pocket. Jackass.

He's the dude on the left.

>those tabs
Fucking lost it m80, thanks for the laugh

Congratulations, my retarded distant cousin! You found the joke!

Bin that assault wood right now you savage

>artist's depiction

pull out some pocket bacon and rub him with it.

Heil to the based Dinko.

swiftly bearhug lower calves, grip tightly and use gravity against him, potentially leaving him with brain trauma from hitting his head on that concrete with full force. Regardless, kicks to the nose, face and neck for about 30 seconds to a minute should do it.

all rests on your ability to get close enough to begin with

imagine if this was your sister, holy shit.

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I saw this thing on a fakebook article earlier this day.
It says he is a bodybuilder and that he can lift 386 lbs.
They didn't explain whether this was a deadlift or a benchpress or anything.
Just 386 lbs.
He weighs like 340 and he can barely lift his bodyweight.
>tl:dr he's mostly fat.

True it it is often the "safer" legal option to shoot someone

Gas him out. Guys that big can't fight for shit if they don't pull you to the ground in the first thirty seconds.

No it's not. The "bulldozer" was an Isis executioner who literally got raped by the Syrians. This is some autistic Iranian/Levantine hybrid who lives synthol

Apparently thats the brown guy's cousins

>tabs

CONCEAL CARRY STATE MOTHER FUCKER
GET ON THE GROUND

[doubt]

Slice his throat immediately and go away.

Since he's obviosly just a 13-year old kid, I'll let it slide. Boys will be boys.

That's just extra incentive to rape them, and then either murder them or sell them to other Asian peoples.

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You just repeated what I said but with more detail.

Its also my wifes lover. Maybe were related.

O SHIT ITS THE POLICE
RUN YOU WANKERS

Oi, get a slurpie and bin that sharpie

Don't forget to dodge-roll when he picks up a car/concrete slab and hurls it at you.

kek'd

This guy gets it. Nice choice in /d/ porn as well, by the way.

Is that Young Turks guy?

Ha I was wondering if anyone would recognise it.

Crack him on the temple so gets temporary blindness
Sides weep him so he flys down on his back.
Lay into him in the face
Walk away with some teeth, gold chain, and a new watch.

All good replies, lads. keep it up.

Hit em with 12 120 grain hydra-shoks?

kek

He may be large but I use my superior speed and make a mockery of his cumbersome physique. He shouldn't feel bad. I'm sure he worked hard on those muscles.Too bad I've hit him five times before he can even blink. Before he swings one of those sluggish limbs I've landed over 100 blows. He won't even know it's over until a few seconds have passed and he collapses: I hit every vital spot in his body. Don't mess with the best, 'cos the best don't mess. Sayonara. Semper fi.

Wait 5mins for him to have a heart attack and die. Then I'll take a selfie with his corpse like I just shot a lion.

Prick his body with a pin and watch him pop

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Slap his ass desu