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larpers btfo edition

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>up at 05:00 for noseberg

should really have been asleep 49 minutes ago

is it a good idea to throw a cheeky couple hundred bucks into crypto while its value is low?

Too early

>Oven train
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Kike's mind is truely wicked

roosh v really is an awful excuse of a man

brits call speed bumps humps? LOL!

>have to be on the train for 05:00

oh crumbs

what's captcha lids

the janitors fucking crap deletes one thread a day or less despite earlies being spammed 24/7, now thats great work im really impressed
if you cant be bothered to manage the board for more than an hour a day (if that) why the fuck did you put an application in stupid twat

>humps for 180 years

what

it gets worse, why are they such liars?

fuck off

"Crypto trader"
>invest 10,000$ NEET life savings in crypto
>can never relax because my entire future is on the line
>spend 60 hours a week on crypto and still have regrets over all the stuff I missed
>70% = 7000$ profit

"Retard Wagecuck"
>work 20 hours a week at some chill place
>not a care in the world the remaining 148 hours a week
>buy apartment that increases in value 10,000$ a year
>make 20,000$ a year
>put it in normalfag 10% a year indexfund
>32,000$ profit

I would like to kindly remind you that badmouthing janitors is strictly against the rules and uttermost disrespectful.

having a converstation with the so-called "dutch" in /nederdraad/

nah we actually call them rumbly tumbly fumble bumps

what do you guys think about casual sex?

i quite enjoy it in moderation but someone on Sup Forums says its causing the downfall of civilisation
opinions?

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the holocaust never happened but it should happen again tbqh

HOWLING AT THIS MONG

I'm a virgin.

i agree 10,000%

degenerate

Nah he's based. Redpilled af, racially aware, fucks bitches, just doesn't care.

If only he'd talk less about PUA bullshit and admit it's about looks. He has it easy since he's pretty handsome and a White-passing Iranian.

I'm a millionaire so I really don't care about this post

reminder that jews have always been INNOCENT VICTIMS and have never done any wrong

no we call them speed bumps or sleeping policemen

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Reminder that the Anglos are the niggers of the white race.

girl I like talking to at work is going on maternity leave soon and I don't really like anyone else who works with me :c

LOTS of redditflagging in there

>its causing the downfall of civilisation

t. virgin

why do yanks say 'on accident'

ah yes kicked out for centuries, for no reason at all surely they are nice and honest people

Not correct.

ah yes the virgin isolation

Thinking about moving to australia for a year

reckon anal is my most wanked to porn genre

Go for it m80

t. destroyer of civilization

>i quite enjoy it in moderation

Back to /r/humblebrag you go, virgin..

>10% a year indexfund

any fund with that sort of return is going to be extremely high risk, totally negating your point

nice conjecture and strawman also projection
t. whiteknights hoping to get laid

do you want to fucking go?

>10% a year indexfund
where?

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new zealand seems better though

never watched anal porn even once

hate the association with poo simple as

just found out im gay lads

Help me lads I spent months shilling and trolling Sup Forums but it turned me into a rorke accidentally and now I literally can't see the world any different and it's fucking my life up

Anyone here ever had a fight?

Literally never had a confrontation further than an argument with my parents.

tube kot

honestly, its not.
the climate might more your speed here but that's about it, it'll be much better for you in aus.

business idea: an aquatic country

u gay?

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opposite. love watching someone struggle to handle the insertion of an exit-chute.

this and i'm 30

Had a few spergy freakouts.

please don't kill yourself

Wew

They do not even try to make a bit credible

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Fight nearly every month, love a good scrap. I need to because I live in a fucking ghetto and if I didn't fight back I'd be dead. Can't imagine the state of virgins in here that can't defend themselves

yeah, makes you feel alive

made a post

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Dunno

Between shagging lots of girls in my prime and then settling down with a girl who also fucked a lot of men before me,

Or if I had to wait until marriage, and finding the woman of my dreams who is also a virgin (yes virgins, beautiful female virgins do exist)

It would be a difficult choice

your list is a little truncated my man

We have "apprentices" at our call centre. They're all under 19, two of them are quite fit girls.

fuck off, bet you live in wiltshire or somewhere

LOL EPIC MORTY WAFFLES XD

Be my bf, get me to bongland

literally never happened. also got is reddit-tier and utterly terrible
londonderry

haha so epic!

advised someone here to put his £300 in ETH and hold for a year just last week

he's probably losing his shit right now but my advice remains the same

29 year old kissless virgin here

>call centre apprenticeship

ahh yes teaching the young the valuable skills they will need to make an honourable living for themselves.

Never been in fight 2bh but plenty of times watched my lads beat some fuckface to a pulp
yeah was mostly thinking about climate
not going to do anything useful prolly just drink beer and stuff and work on farms

>normgroids unironically didn't put two-and-two together that Melissandre, the most demonstrably powerful red priest in the show, would bring Jon back to life

even when they were spoon-fed Thoros being able to do it as well

imagine being that much of a brainlet

How many babies do you think they will make?

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any gloucester man in? wtf is this?

don't tell DWP but when i was on the dole, i got an interview offer from an insurance call centre and just chose not to reply.

i got myself onto a pretty good financial firm's grad scheme a few days later.

only playing hockey in school so there wasn't any consequences beyond being benched for a game

you're aware that you can both work and invest in crypto right? in fact you can invest a lot more and make a greater return

>put it in normalfag 10% a year indexfund
>10% a year indexfund
>10% a year
of course you're talking out your arse as evidenced by this

why are there so many virgins here? I've been posting since Sup Forums was a year old and I've still managed to have sex with three people.

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posted a reply

have a scrap in work every week or so

wow you're my hero

this cat
youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A

is

this cat
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intergalactic teleportation pad

belfast doesnt look that bad always thought it was a slum

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>a few jews lying means the holocaust didnt happen
wicked sick mind of a rorke

whoa isn't this one of those really expensive french cats

20+ just so that they can get a reality tv show in america


"do you know how many loads ive pumped into my wife?!?!"

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remember that time two Bruce radio presenters prank called the Royal hospital pretending to be the Queen putting on a fake accident, spoke to some depressed paki nurse who promptly gave out private medical information and then she did herself in out of shame

quite mental

tube knot

i bet there's only one, maybe two people in /brit/ who are bigger failures than i am
that's a good feeling desu
feels good to be almost the biggest loser