Aracno Sun & Moon !

Aracno Sun & Moon !

I always loved his rapeface.

SHOLVA HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME

Look what I got! Ooh! *shows cat*

>you know what would be a great idea?
>what?
>if we made this traitorous douchebag into the most powerful thing ever
>dude that's a great idea
>it's not like our glorious magical civilization could ever crumble or something
>even if it does, not our problem haha!

HEYA BARBIE

IMOtep

He was pretty hot.

Hi Ken!

>HE'S AFRAID OF CATS!
>K. Let's go to the bar to sit around and drink.
>OH FUCK HE'S HERE!!! SOMEONE FIND A CAT!

Fuck I love Billy Zane

Why was imhotep such a based based bad guy?

>mary sue
>based

huh?

GOOOLD?

>thinking a revived Mummy would be anything but op

What exactly did you expect, a Scooby doo film with Brendan Fraser chasing around a shambling mummy?

Kill Bond! Now!

doesn't make him based

>Billy Zane
>Not knowing who Arnold Vosloo is
It's like don't even want to proclaim your love for the man that has the GLORY OF INVINCIBILITY

There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

>What exactly did you expect, a Scooby doo film with Brendan Fraser chasing around a shambling mummy?

That would be amazing.

Wanna go for a ride?

>dat feel when a far more interesting movie was relegated to background distraction

>ayyyyyy we believe in an Abrahamic monotheos but ancient Egyptian pagan magicks can raise the dead
k

LOL

Meanwhile this shit is on its fifth spinoff movie.