It's a everybody pretends Liz isn't hot episode

>it's a everybody pretends Liz isn't hot episode

She's not hot though

>hot

Not hot. But if she was your boss you would definitely think "my boss is attractive I'd bang her no question" but she's no head turner.

Why would you lie?

>ywn see Liz's feets

definitely cute, but i don't think she's hot

Are you implying you wouldn't bury your face in that milf ass?

Who was her best bf and why was Dennis?

not hot? get the fuck outta here
beat me to it posting that

>you're a cuck in the bedroom
What did he mean by this?

Post feet

You can see her feet in once episode

Don't be a dummy

why are they so perfect together guys?

Jack

>I'm here to boff some chick named Mary

thicc amy poehler is the best

literally wish she was my mommy

wtf i wtf amy poehler now!

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ok it's gone again

>not hot
get the fuck off my board, tasteless scum.

here they are at the golden globes, with their own golden globes

who has webms from sisters?

But Poehler's not funny nor a good actress, she's an accessory to Fey's jokes. She's been shit since her snl days and her perpetual "look at me i'm hilarious" grin on her face just makes her punchable.

This. P&R is the most reddit show ever made.

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listen to comedy bang bang and maybe actually watch her stuff, she has a great funny personality

She's funny in UCB

Sisters was alright, saved by tina and amy, and bobby moynihan

here is one i just (re)made, no tina sorry, and hopefully havent got a frame of the dudes face this time

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How desperate for getting a laugh have you got to be to do that? Maybe it's all part of the humiliate rites.

Her uptight personality was the turn off.

I think she lost her virginity at something crazy like 23 iirc. She felt she was always nerdy and bookish as a kid.

Which is crazy to me, since women can practically get fucked by anyone just by offering themselves up. Hit and quit style.

Says a lot that her character Liz Lemon is so much like her irl.

Gorky woman whose idea of a good time is to stay in on her own and not have a good time.

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She's kinda got a Milfy hobbit wife bod.

Woah woaaahhh ha ha ha 23 wow

Crazy

>wanting to pork that pork
I'd make her oink, if you know what I mean.

hahaha ya what a weirdo huh????

Triggers me so hard desu, Tina fey is smoking hot

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We're soul mates

Have you seen pic of her when she was younger?

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final one, thats all i have from Sisters now

You wanna know how I know you're gay?

>nobody posted her yet

she's meh. I see hotter chicks at the bus stop.

ty for sharing, I have a newfound appreciation for her body

This is correct. Katrina Bowden is 'hot', Tina Fey is 'not unattractive'.

Fair enough. On the show she was always portrayed as being homely, which I don't think she is. She's cute.

It's pronounced "Rural Juror."

>its a Jenna Maroney jealously steals the attention from Liz episode

Maroney is love. Maroney is life.

Fun fact: Tina Fey has only ever slept with one person

Hot in the city tonight.

>no ass
>no tits
>no hips
>no curves
>disgusting shapeless stomach
>legs like two trunks

Jesus Christ how horrifying

OMG please tell me tina's skirt is fake skin

why the fuck does she have that underware thing that covers her upper legs
what the fuck

DAT SMIRK

t. Cletus

>America's current obsession with girls with the bodies of 12yr old boys.

You guys have issues.

Too much ass

just your run of the mill skinny young blonde

nothing to see here

She's gross as fuck dressed like an old slut. She looks much hotter in a classy dress or simply some tight jeans
>yfw her delicious fat ass has never been fucked

Could you imagine being a virgin at 23? Incredible!

the neckbeards weigh in

I know, crazy

Virgin males, yes. But women?

A woman can go up to any guy and ask for a quick fuck, and unless she's fucking morbidly obese there's a chance she'd get a throwdown.

Men on the other hand?

In the casual sex game women are FAR FAR more likely to succeed by their very nature.

They have the keys to the pussy cupboard.

Not every woman has the confidence or inclination to do that.

tried to make a webm with ffmpeg of tina in sisters but when i tried to post it Sup Forums tells me it "contains an invalid stream". Anyone know what i could have done wrong?

Tina Fey knows and reads David Foster Wallace. I'd fuck her.

What would a date and sex with Tina be like?

Liz Lemon is my waifu. I don't care that she's 3D.

>it's a Liz dating Kriss episode

Or however his name is spelled.

The last 2 seasons were the worst.

>de gay

dayum

Absolutely true, but a woman going to a bar alone for casual sex is way more likely to be hit on than a guy.

Again this isn't about relationships. All a woman has to do is make herself sexually available. The power dynamic is completely reversed.

Now, if she's after an attractive guy (8+/10) to fuck then she'll need to put the work in. But average guys are easy as they're always pussy hungry.

Guys on the other hand are better off going for the chubbier less attractive women for casual sex. As they're usually more happy to get attention.

Source: former barfly.

imagine having a threesome with them HNNNG

I imagine a lot of farting and dead fishes.

retard

you can laid going to bars? alone? as a guy?

i image that requires you not to be an autistic social outcast, right?

They don't need to, be and the same room as a man and they'll talk to you. I'm not even saying this to be bitter either thats just how men are, we can get pretty desperate too.

I want to cum on Amy Poehler's face. How do I go about achieving this?

>cute not hot
THIS ISN"T A FUCKING THING

You talk like a fucking chick. Shut the fuck up.

Practise.

It's pretty obvious which women are there for casual sex, and the reason why men strike out is because they think it's their choice whi they fuck, rather than just looking at the ones actually sexually available.

So, a fool will spend an hour chatting up a woman who's not interested all because he wants to fuck her, whereas he should have been going for the 2-3 women in the bar who're specifically there to get pulled.

All these stories you hear of guys fucking a woman within 30mins of meeting her for the first time? That's because both wanted that from the start.

It's harder to persuade a girl to have sex than it is to convince a girl who already wants to have sex to have sex with you.

Practise.

My personal best is 10mins btw. Fucked her outside the club and went back in. She went home to her bf, presumably.

>generic ghetto teen is 11/10 in murrica
go figure

>I knew she was 18 because her last boyfriend was Asian and that stuff doesn't start until college.

We all know "Asian" wasn't the original line.

accurate
getting a specific girl will always be harder than just getting laid

Amy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tina

I thought parks and rec was absolute trash but I hold a fond memory of it because of amy and rashida jones. Theyre both so fucking hot

>Americans are shitskins who think fat=thicc
>Americans only like twig girls lol

eurofags really should decide which meme they're going for and stick with it

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

right, i tried again, not sure what i did differently but here you go guys hope its good

Fetish =/= Reality

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yea that scar on her left cheek is great
very hot when bitches have scarred up faces that need pounds of concealer to ineffectively "hide"

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Which episode was this? Deleted scene?

>pretends she isn't hot
>she dates jon hamm and matt damon