Canucks sabers thread

Canucks sabers thread

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Anyone else watching?

bretty gud effort so far

Most of the games so far have been fairly entertaning, are you from van are you going to go see the Stanley cup this weekend?

>tfw goalie controversy yet again
>it's now about having 0 NHL goalies

That's alot of effort, I'll just stay in.

>4 shots
>2 goals

>Sedins not even playing fucking defense any more

God damn.

>D. Sedin says it's "tough" to play 12 minutes a night

Yeah, sure is tough playing against the other team's 4th line and getting outplayed.

>we're surprised the Sedins only got to play a little more than half of that stretch of 10 minutes of PP

Really? After that game where the Sedins got 1 shot combined with like half a dozen PPs?

iMac pls

>dat Eichel goal

always so patient with the biscuit :^)

Don't you want to drive the VR zamboni though?

>dances around the Canucks defenseman (Hutton?)

that Jew is pretty sick, it was a filthy dangle, think he played it in his skates as well

#tradehutton

what happened to him? he keeps getting worse every season

meanwhile tanev's improving every season

He's too over confident, he thinks of himself as a mentor already he's always trying to teach his linemates and telling what to do and shit when he's just some punk kid who made it to NHL by fluke. Stetcher is miles ahead of him and you never see him talk at all

I thought the Canucks PP was terrible these past few years, but apparently our PK is quickly becoming shit too.

Not good with these new NHL rules where everything is called.

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tfw hockey blog keeps stealing your jokes

also

DEREK "SCORES IT" DORSETT

SHORTHANDED

WE TIE GAME NOW

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT 6 SOFTIES WE LET IN

Oh, good thing the Sabres PP is worse than ours. We only allowed 2 SHGs, not 6.

Dorsett tie for team lead in goals agian.

Gypsy Jim confirmed, once again, for flawless crystal ball vision

>Markstrom
>allows goal on the FIRST shot of the game for 3 games so far this season

>Nilsson
>allows 3 straight PP goals

holy jesus

>tfw no goalies

THANK YOU DANIEL "NOT HENRIK" SEDIN

SEDINERY BRIEFLY VISIBLE

WE LEAD SOMEHOW

>laffs
>rags

>Derek "4th Line Banger" Dorsett
>3 goals

>Sedin "Magical Sedinery" Twins
>2 goals combined

hmm

If the review takes more than 5 mins they should just default it.

>Sabres fans booing the refs for trying to disallow a goal

lol

JUST TAKE THE GOAL AWAY FUCK I DON'T CARE ANYMORE

HAHAHA

good job booing, Sabres fans

don't worry, it's a Canucks PP

that was a nice pass by Virts, tho

between the legs n shieee

There was a poll of NHL players last year I read and lots of then said that dorsett was one of the most underrated players

What you get a penalty now for losing a challenge hahaha that's fucking brutal

>refs making retarded calls
>in favor of Nucks

What timeline even is this

But is he the most "unsung" player? Can a player be unsung if he won the award for like 6 years?

Yeah, delay of game. People got mad because almost every game you got a challenge.

You can't use your timeout during an icing either.

How in the fuck was that not offside?

>shots 30-8 in favour of the Canucks

what timeline is this even

Ask Columbus fans about him they will sing all day

was this oc?

smuk_oc

>Canucks scoring on powerplays

What even timeline is this

how can one gm be so smuk

>Horvat/Boeser/Baertschi PP
>sustained pressure in the O-zone

MORE OF THIS PLSSSSSSSSSSSS

haven't scored on the PP yet, but i feel like we might get one soon if we keep playing our kids

I wish >we could just play Buffalo every game

The Nucks would have at least a 50% chance of making the playoffs

It was an attempt at meme magic, almost worked

Apologize

buffalo is in the western conference r-right? make them our divisional rivals so we can play them 6 times a year

The realignment the league needs

i miss slothposting tbqh

maybe when we string together a few more wins

>Panago pizza still a thing

Panagos around my area are shutting down because it's overpriced garbage.

>$20 for a fucking pizza

>more

>4th PP

we gon do it

I miss the pants

>outshot 4-1 in the 3rd

ruh roh

We Vigneault era again

>defend the 1-goal lead for 25 minutes
>lose in OT

>Luongo plays well all game
>lets an easy save with 5 seconds remaining

i can feel it in my bones

Yessssss

East/West Coast
Snow/Sun Belt

Released new divisions now please

Maybe Markstrom will be reverse Luongo, one guaranteed goal in the first 3 shots, and then he closes the door

r-right?

>air stick

Neither of these teams give a fuck

DERRICK "SCORES IT" DORSETT

LEADS THE TEAM IN GOALS

SEDINS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DEREK "TEAM SCORING LEADER" DORSETT

GYPSY JIM, WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Kippers sucks a lot of dick kind of goal.

>Sedins

Who even are they

is Dorsett, dare I say it, elite?

just like the Canucks, yes

I don't know, but my dog says they used to be elite and the best players in the league 100 years ago.

GG Sabres

stecher is fucking invincible my man

Dude, like 3 minutes left, he stripped that puck off the Sabres player, deked some other player, and made a nice pass to Baertschi.

Hutton, on the other hand... can't pinch off pucks and clear them.

Stetcher is pretty good.

as someone pointed out in the last game's provies, it seems like stech wins like 99% of his battles along the boards, his 1v1 is too strong

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