Whos a funny fucker

Who is the best stand up comedian alive?
ameritards dont count.
your politics are hilarious but your stand ups sucks balls since Carlin died

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Sam Hyde

Sam Hyde

What's the name of that guy who played Jerry in Seinfeld? He wasn't really that funny but it's the only stand up comedian I know of.

John Mulaney

the school shooter? ....mkay

Kenny Bania

Louis CK

Craig

I'll say Bo Burnham just for the (you)s

Wayne knight

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1- Doug stanhope
2- Stuart Lee
3- Chris morris
4- Jim jefferies
5- Tim minchin

reginald d hunter
steven hughes
dara o'briain
in that order

special mention dave gorman's googlewhack adventure

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Howie Mandel was fucking hilarious.

He come out Stew.

Jim jefferies

Seinfeld.

Is Minchin the next, less talented Randy Newman?

MR JANGLES COMES UP THE STAIRS

Bill Burr is hilarious imo

Bill Burr

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1. Todd Barry
2. Dave Chappelle(I put him there for when he is ON he is king)
3. Neil Hamburger
4. Gilbert Gottfried
5. Maria Bamford

Too bad Zack Gallyfinnieackus is too Hollywood.

>5. Maria Bamford

wtf that sounds like a woman's name??

Funniest thing made by man

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Louis CK
Jim Jeffries
Colin Quinn
Doug Stanhope
Bill Burr

In that order

I will break down in tears the day Norm dies...

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You are wrong.

She's a mental case. Feel bad about laughing at crazies all you want, but they channel god himself sometimes.

Anthony Jeselnik.

>My mom should have been on a plane that crashed on 9/11
-I think.

This triggers the polcuck
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Now watch them reply to this in contempt, missing the context that I have neglected to spoonfeed them

>redditor sees a comedy thread
>how can i make this about the pol boogeyman?

Every time.

Literally kys faggotcuck.

kys pol incel omega man

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>Carlin
>Comedian

Fucking GREAT meme my man

>cuck fantasies
Why would I expect anything less from Sup Forums?

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Doug Stanhope as well. This might be one of the best stand up gig's ive listened too, love the stand. That and some Kitson's.

Carlin's ego got weird.

He was great once.

Picture Eddie Murphy still on stage.

That said {rime Eddie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>....

I would have said Bill Burr but his new special was disappointing. He's done. His wife ruined him.

I bet you enjoy writing the word kino you fucking turd.

That was painful, but the punchline brought it home

Not even cuck you retard.

>muh carlin

you sure sound like you know what you're talking about fagit.

GREATEST LIVING STAND UPS REGARDLESS OF RETIREMENT LEVELS

1. Gilbert
2. Eddie
3. Steve Martin
4. Jerry
5. Maria Bamford

Honorable Mention to Billy Connolly

>79108361
WAIT WAIT

Nigga, I coulda swore Dom Rickles was dead.


Redact that shit.

Rickles being above Jerry.

Good taste.
Him and Burr: Go to for normies. Accessible, and solid, serviceable performers. Not shallow, not to deep.

I still like Jeselnik alot. You couldn't call Chapelle a working standup but obviously he's up there with Carlin and Pryor. Jimmy Carr's a stellar writer and his delivery's not terrible. Matt Braunger's last special was very good. Nick Offerman did a special that was on Netflix and it was VERY VERY good.

You sound like a pilfering suit.

Todd Barry could murder the crowd free hand & you'ld save money.

>Chris morris
>stand up

But it's not about the laughes is it?

It's about the cash/normies.

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>one-off for a m8 in front of a friendly audience = career as a stand up

I don't watch that much standup but Jim Jeffries is great

Frankie Boyle is pretty fucking hilarious. He ain't no George Carlin tho

Kyle Kinane, easily
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All he does is hurl (very good) insults and mock celebrities.

>Carlin

When was he ever funny?

I liked his stand-up about people of color

70's through the 90's. you had to be there.

Oliver Graves

afro-americans*