How pissed off do you think she was when she found out butter doesn't even taste that good?

How pissed off do you think she was when she found out butter doesn't even taste that good?

Butter tastes amazing, what are you talking about?

>be American
>sell your soul to the devil for butter

it checks out

i think butter would taste pretty good when you were borderline starving because your corn wouldn't grow

butter was a euphemism for his jizz, user

>Devil promises her a new dress
>it's a BDSM outfit

Where did she fly off to in the end

they were still the Queen's citizens, faglord

I wonder what witches do when no one else is around in the woods? I mean just float around nude all day?

they flew to jesus

would have been better if this part was halfway through the movie with the last hour being her eating butter and living the good (bad) life

Butter is horrible. She can't eat only kilos of butter. They could have made it themselves from milk or something. They have goats and she has never tasted butter before?

engage in spirited conversation with the spirit world

get railed in the ass by Black Phillip one by one

you know, the usual

>have to move from England to America
>immediately have to sell your soul for butter

You literally can't make it up.

I watched this for the first time yesterday and I think I'm gonna rewatch it tonight

I haven't been this captivated by a film in a long time

Ralph Ineson is a great actor. Thomasin and Caleb were really good too

Would Sup Forums sign the book for a taste of Thomas

I would of signed it for sex with the witches

How did you end up such a pathetic faggot user?

Are you some sort of faggot?

Butter is delicious.

Yes but I fail to see the link with my post

Because you want a taste of Thomas you fucking queer.

>living in a country without access to quality beurré

>be christian
>have adam's sin imputed to thee
>go to 'ell

Butter is delicious, though.