HERE'S A NEW THING WHITE PEOPLE BE DOING. BRAAAP POSTING.
WHAT THE FUCK IS BRAAAP POSTING? ITS WHEN A WHITE GUY SEES A PICTURE OF A FINE ASS, AND INSTEAD OF ADMIRING THAT FINE BOOTY HE PRETENDS THAT ITS MAKING FART NOISES.
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.
THE WHITE GUY THEN PROCEEDS TO SIMULATE FART NOISES AND PRETENDS TO SNIFF THE FARTS. THE FUCK????
WHITE FOLKS ARE ATTRACTED TO FARTS NOW? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
HERE'S A NEW THING WHITE PEOPLE BE DOING, ESES. BRAAAP POSTING.
QUE CHINGAO ES BRAAAP POSTING? ITS WHEN A WHITE GUY SEES A PICTURE OF A FINE ASS, AND INSTEAD OF ADMIRING THAT FINE BOOTY HE PRETENDS THAT ITS MAKING FART NOISES.
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.
THE WHITE GUY THEN PROCEEDS TO SIMULATE FART NOISES AND PRETENDS TO SNIFF THE FARTS. THE FUCK????
WHITE FOLKS ARE ATTRACTED TO FARTS NOW? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?
oh...
i thougth it was the croaking of pepe
kek
Have you heard about this new thing on Sup Forums? Yeah, these guys are talking about smelling farts and shit outta girl's butts. I mean, I like a nice ass, but the fart-smelling is a bit out there, even for me. Redban, I bet you'd love it, you degenerate
... Remember that chimp? It'd tear you to shreds, must've weighed 400 lbs
im so fucking dead
100% man.
I can't even picture myself sniffing my girlfriend's fight. I'd for sure turn in my man card before doing crazy shit like that.
>tfw unironically have a fart/scat fetish
i-im not the only one here in Sup Forums... r-right guys?
Ass thread?
Fart is fine.
Scat is fucked up though bro.
Nope. You're the only beta cuck numale libtard on /tea-veeeeee/ that is into that beta shit.
>Be Stephen Mulhern star of stage and screen, host of BGMT, too intelligent to win a National Television Award, and Catchphrase on the main channel
>Visit Sup Forums to get down with the kids
>tfw these guys fantasise about sniffing ladies' farts
>tfw they express this by posting pictures of women's rears and type in "BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP"
These lads must be OFF THEIR NAAAHT! Remind me not to introduce them to Holly Willoughby.
UNBELIEVABLE!
>this kills the user
DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO OF THE WOMAN FARTING ON AN ORANGUTAN?
HOLY SHIT JAMIE PULL THAT UP
You know what I hate? Fartposting!! You dont know what that is? Well theres a place on the internet where retards gather to discuss bullshit, they type in what they want to say in a patricular discussion called a thread and these boxes thwat show up with their thoughts on it are posts. Fartposting is basically typing up the sound a fart makes and posting it on this website. AND I HATE IT!!. Its not like there's a point to it, you cant hear it, you cant smell it, its just words on a screen. AND THERE NOT EVEN SPELT RIGHT!! WHAT FART HAVE YOU EVER HEARD SOUND LIKE BRRRRAAAAAP?!! NONE!! THAT BECAUSE THEY DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!! What it should be is FFFPPPPPT or a PTPTPTPT. Yeah PTPTPTPT. That's the kinda fart that happens when your asshole is making out with the couch. Thats what PTPTPTPT is, your asshole making out with the fucking couch!
I get no respect I tell you. I asked my wife to fart last night so I could sniff them... She wouldn't even let out a toot! Instead she shit on my chest. NO RESPECT!
So I go on the internet, right? That's right me and my big red headed freckled face just wanna talk about my breaking bad shit right? Then I see these white people. These FUCKING ANIMALS like pretending actresses are farting. BBBRRRRAAAAAPPPPP!!! THATS WHAT THEY DO! These fucking white guys call each other NECKBEARDS and say FOR YOU.
THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!?!? Listen, I know I'm a red headed cunt, alright? I know what you're thinking. WELL OLD BILLY BOY HES A WHITE GUY TOO HE PROBABLY LIKES ASS SINCE HE MARRIED A BLACK WOMAN.
I do! I do like ass, just not the farts. The fuck is wrong with you people?!
Brapposting! Now there's a weird phenomenon - guy goes on the internet, finds a picture of a girl from behind, and types out a fart noise. He's posting a character-limit long "brap". What's the deal there? Way back when if you wanted to brappost you'd have to go up to a girl, buy her drinks, take her back to your apartment, go out again, pay for the right meal, plenty of beans on the side. I mean this was the whole nine yards, you had to ask the girl. You asked, and then the only thing getting typed out was a restraining order.
>fart is fine
No. Sorry but you're also a degenerate
BRAAP?
you're not alone.
White people...
...
Hold your applause.
They got this thing going on now called "Brap, posting." What these weird white dudes on the internet do is they just go hunting and searching for pictures of the biggest, finest asses made by God! And then, they think, "Well let's see here, how can I make this even better. Oh I think I know. Hey, Michael. Come over here, look at what I'm about to type. 'BRAAAAAAAAAAAP.' "
I am not making this! Shit! Up! They're sitting around, typing "BRAAAAAAAAP" on only the best asses they can find! Why are they doing this? What'd those poor little asses do to them? They're terrorists! I can't even LOOK at a nice ass now without thinking, "There is somebody out there right now that would see that and want to BRAP POST."
It's already hard enough jerking off in public, now I gotta deal with THIS SHIT?
This is literally the only funny brap thread I've seen on here
Yeah.. So I was looking on my computer at this image board, and I uh well I saw a picture of a girl with, a uh... With a giant ass bending over. Right so this girl was in yoga pants and.. y'know naturally I was intrigued. Y'know I'm male! I like women's asses what can I say? I mean all men do.. I mean they all like womens asses. Ok except for the gays but most men likes women's asses. Anyways I looked at what this guy typed and uh, y'know what it was? Y'know what it was that this fuckin guy typed? He typed, uh.. "BRAAAAAPP oh yeah sniff my farts user". Yeah that's what he said not me. Now apparantly these uh, these fucking weird white guy's like women's asses, and not for y'know uh.. Viewing pleasure like I do! But for typing "BRAAPP"! I mean seriously what the hell is wrong with some people?!
Aye.
>he's a tits guy
KEK This fucked me up
Why did they put a retard on air? That's pretty degrading.
Uncanny
Thanks for the (You) I put a lot of effort into that post.
/r/ing Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor versions
If I could legally murder you I would in a heartbeat
Requesting a version by William Burrington.
BLACK PEOPLE SEE A FINE ASS PHAT BOOTY AND BE ALL LIKE AWWWW YEEAAAHHH MUFUGGA I GOTS TO GETS ME SOME OF DAT ASS
HAAAAAAMBURGER
WHITE PEOPLE SEE DAT ASS AND BE ALL LIKE "Wow, will you look at that rather large gluteus. Why I'd sure like to take that young lady out to a show and maybe for martinis" AND DEN DEY GO BRRAAAAAAAPPP!
HAAAAAAAAAMBURGER
Farting! Such a wonderful thing! The favorite noise of Mr Happy's neighbor! Why do i bring up farting you ask? Well its kinda funny! I was browsing the internet looking for.....well you know..*gestures*...and i came..HAHA came!...across a website know for posting porn, a place called "Sup Forums". I wanna know who this chan guy is and why there are four of him!! Anyway I found a part of the site that talks about movies and tv shows, all anonymously. Its the sort of place where people argue about who the best older women in movies are *audience woos*...ladies...*points to the crowd and grins*...its called mummyposting and they do this because they have mother issues, its kind of sad really. A lot of these posters dont get along with their mothers, or in some cases a little TOO well.....*looks concerned*...but enough about the south!!
*audience claps*
These anons upload pictures of big asses...*looks aroused*..oh yeah baby! Hmmmnnnnnn! *nods aroused face*. And with the picture they added text, the word brap. *looks confused*. I had to ask one of them why they said that. And *giggles* they replied *laughs* NEWFAG!! *laughs louder*
*audience claps*
What the fuck does that mean!! *crying from laughter* It sounds like the first cigarette from a pack you just bought! In England! Jolly good! God save the Queen! *still wiping away tears of laughter* So according to this anonymous guy brap is the noise a fart makes *thinking face* Not really. A fart noise is more like a *sticks out tongue* THSPSPSPSPSPT
*audience claps*
This is a good thread.
Someone do a Dane Cook impression of a braap posting bit
R.I.P. in peace
SO IM ON THE INNANET THE OTHA DAY AND IM LOOKIN AT SOME FASCINATING READING MATERIAL
*makes proper white guy face*
BY WHICH I MEAN..... BIG FAT ASSES
*pause for laughter*
AND DEEZ WHITE PEOPLE LEAVIN DEY COMMENTS ON THAT PICHUR, SO I HAVE A LOOK
WHACHU THINK THEY SAY?
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
>PFFFFFTHHHHHHHBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPP
>SPLAAAAAT
*laughter finally dies down*
NO JOKE WHITE NIGGAS MAKIN FART NOISES ALL OVER THEM PICHAZ
I WAS APPALLED!....
BUUUUT IT KINDA GOT ME THINKING...
LEZ JUST SAY, I BEEN FEEDIN MY HOES BAKED BEANS EVER SINCE, AND ILL THANK YOU NIGGAZ NOT TO JUDGE ME OKAAAAY?