I watched Brexit from inside GS -- Ask shit

I'm an analyst at Goldman Sachs.

No, I'm not Jewish.

Ask me anything you want to know. About Brexit. About whatever.

Fuck I'm so fed up with this shit.

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Will FXB go up in within 6 months? Will it go back to atleast 140? I want to buy around 20 options contracts. Lmk famm

What are the updated forecast on the UK economic growth since they cut themselves from a 550 million people market ?

Did the markets actually go down or was that a Jew trick? How do you feel about white nationalism? Do you believe in gas chambers?

Why didn't you guys just get my Trillion Dollar Loan ready?

>Now I have to extract it after being laughed at.

Why did you fuck with the stocks?

because the internationalist banking cartel did not give me my money I shall take their Clay.

Are you doing God's work?

Why do you contribute your labour to an entity that's actively trying to enslave the world?

How's the treatment of the staff there? I work with a local bank here and the welfare is excellent. Heard big banks treat their employees, managers and below, literally like slaves

>ama thread without posting proof

kys

how do i make money off of brexit?

I mean, I'm not an economist, they'd be better at answering shit like that.

But they've been giving us daily memos.

They gave us two scenarios post-Brexit, nasty divorce and friendly divorce.

They weigh both as equally likely, nasty divorce = .7% GDP growth down from ~1.7% and certain recession. Friendly it'll drop to about ~1.3%.

Truth is we don't know how this shit's going to go. Our MD told us that it all depends on the talks going forward. Until anything substantial happens, we can expect $1.20 as the lower bound.

Expect worse if/when a Scottish referendum happens.

Crash the market with no survivors then kill yourself. Also live stream it.

right...

Also requesting this, have much capital to play with. I'd like to Jew the Jew for once

According to your predictions, when will the next crash happen?

Buy this shaving cream

Post pics of sexy female secretaries

Was it all according to keikaku?

This

That reminds me I need new shaving soap.
Thanks user

> female secretaries

look where your jewish perversion led us

>Analyst

More like their intern who gets coffee from time to time. You know nothing, OP.

Proof or GTFO shill. I don't believe Goldman would hire someone who wastes his time on this board.

>Also Goldman Sachs
>GOLDman=JEW
>Sachs=JEW
>You're a jew son

I bought lavender, I regret nothing

What field do you work in ?

Believe me or don't, idgaf. I'm not losing my job for this.

Markets actually went down. The basic problem is that EU made trade and finance services cheaper from UK to rest of EU. Without EU, it's uncertain how quickly good (cheap) relations will be re-established, and it's certain they won't be as cheap as while in EU. And white is right ;)

It depends. It all depends. Analysts (me) are driven to the fucking bone. Operations is much closer to a 9-5, but it's more like 8-6. Still not bad though. I get in at 7 sharp and leave no later than 9 usually. They're pretty hands off though, you get your work done and you're treated well.

Because I'm really good at it and it benefits me a shitload.

At the moment, we don't really know. The obvious solution earlier was to speculate on the GBP, but now that's kind of stabilized at a low level. I find pessimism is more profitable, people prefer not to think talks will go poorly. But they well might. Could try placing bets there.

I like this British product enough to shill for it, for free. Don't tell anyone, I'm a kike.

Anglo kike tho

Internally, as of today, we were told 45% chance of global recession within a 12 month period. But it depends so heavily on the negotiations that it's almost entirely chancy.

Equities

How do i get a job where you work ?

Thanks.

Next question:

Will you fake turkeys balance sheet like you faked greece's in order to join the EU?

Is the ongoing banker"panic" true? Are they concerned about the next decade? Or are things viewed as too big to fail?

You're not far off. Analysts are the grunts. I spend 99% of my day grinding through excel building models while higher ups present them to clients and get the fucking credit.

Thankfully it's only about a 2 year sentence. Assuming you make the grade for associate.

This is cool to know. Please answer

Research ? Trading ?

Any specific industries ?

How do you find it, looking to break into the biz

Are you kikes losing their minds?

What should I buy for best return over 24 months?

We can't do that shit. I don't think you have any idea how hard that is.

We have segregation of duties out the ass. If I want to sneeze, I have to ask someone from another department who I don't know for a tissue.

We just want to make money.

Are the bathrooms super nice? Cloth or Paper towels?

I double majored in Economics and Philosophy at a good school. Got good grades, got the job, no internship.

Make yourself stand out somehow. They fucking hate the deluge of "business majors."

How much do you make in a year?
What university do you go to?
What was your major?

Is oil going to tank like it did in 2008 or are the Arabs going to drive it up?

nytimes.com/2010/02/14/business/global/14debt.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

You did it once money bro, maybe you are not up high enough on the rank ladder to know about this stuff.

Trading rn, but looking to go back to school or something or just finagle my way into high level research positions.

Working in trading is intense. Really, really intense. They work you hard.

Maybe it's a "the grass is always greener" thing, but I think research would be way less tedious and more rewarding.

S-stefan?

Have you ever been in an airport bathroom? It looks kinda nice. Mostly smells not like shit, until it does.

The muckity mucks are the only people who get bomb ass bathrooms.

80k, not an ivy but a uni ranked highly in economics, economics & philosophy double.

I worked for Coutts, for a time. Nothing to do with what you do, but I suppose the end goal was much the same. Everyone I knew at Goldman Sachs liked golf too much and thought mahogany was a natural skin tone. Do you have a personalised number plate and pink dress shirts?

On a serious note, I'm interested in who you have recording all these trends and movements - or rather the amount of priority you're giving it. What has happened now has never happened before. If I was your boss I wouldn't be asking you to figure out what the repercussions are of this, I'd be asking you to provide potential outcomes on the repercussions of the next exit.

When will SDRL be 10$+ again?
Is MORL dividends gonna stay high as they are, or be abolished?

I assume you work at the headquarters across the hudson? what train do you take to get in and how long is your commute?

That's underwhelming. I was expecting more.

>tfw I as a farmer make more than a Goldman Sachs analyst

Feels kinda weird desu.

Nice - I'd like work in physical commodities as an analyst -> trader

But research/IB would be sweet too, as long as its in an industry you find interesting

People think we mastermind this shit or something. We sell our financial services. We make bank on commission.

I am all for putting the chains on Goldman, Morgan, JPM, etc. Seriously. We need to be fucking regulated. But ultimately Greece did it to themselves.

When a guy shoots his wife, you don't blame the gun store. The gun store's job is to sell guns to people who want to buy them.

If you don't like that, regulate us.

Pretty sure that's pre-bonus though.

Not to mention analyst is the bitch

80 thousand USD a year for someone who is probably three years out of college is an excellent wage.

What you have to remember is that a lot of city boys are serial liars. 10 percent commission becomes 20. A potential deal is a sure thing. A raise is a skyrocket. People on the outside looking in either buy it or assume that anyone working in finance or brokerage is raking it in. Lots of people are, but no one in their 20s.

Repercussions are everything though. If I can predict the repercussions, then I can place bets that make me and the company

So the "you need good connections" thing just a meme? Or the "only if you graduate from top ranking Uni" one?

You're pretty close to your ceiling though, he's an entry level employee with nothing but a huge upside to his earnings.
> tfw I get my food, beer and gas from Gov't subsidized American corn

Of course it is 99% Greece fault BUT we wouldnt be paying for their faults if you did not manipulate so..

I think you're full of shit. If you are going to the GS head building from manhattan on the West Side, where do you go and what train do you get?

i take a helicopter there you fucking peasant

Then stop us. Seriously, as long as you don't regulate us, we are just going to keep doing our only job, make as much money as humanly possible. It makes me sick, and really hard at the same time.

For first year that is pretty standard. Money comes with promotions. He also didnt include bonus i think.

did you as an analyst predict brexit would happen, and why didn't the markets?

I guess what you did there was already illegal. I would fuck Greece for it. And have the responsible GS CEO killed.

None. Boat taxi.

>Then stop us. Seriously,
You won't answer how to get to the headquarters by train, which if you do make $80k per year, you'd know bc you'd do it every day.

If not living in mahattan, what stop is it on NJT? Why do people lie outrageously? Will never get it.

>And have the responsible GS CEO killed.

That's 1933 talk, mohammed

>Sick and really hard at the same time

Sounds like every time I drink

It wasn't illegal, in that there was no regulation there to stop it from happening.

Then what are the repercussions?

I've no idea what an analyst in an investment bank actually does.

Are you faggots loading up on gold miner shares?

Even though your dirty jew overlord bosses publicly bashed gold last year lol.

>really hard

pics?

Don't take a train. Boat taxi is closer.

>Boat taxi
you're retarded and have never lived in NYC. there is no boat taxi for commute there, it's one specific train at Penn station that would run there.
Anyone who has ever been to that building knows it. People are psychotic attention whores after this place gets in press.

this

vanityfair.com/news/2010/10/michael-lewis-greece-201010

So no one was actually expecting Brexit to succeed?

What EU nation will most likely follow UK out the door?

You take the GS ferry too? I ride that shit downtown from JC all the time

How old is the youngest person that works at goldman?

No Mohammeds in this house, burgerbro

I am pretty sure that faking your balance sheet in order to join the EU was illegal when Greece joined.

lol okay man, I guess I don't take the boat taxi to work every day then. You cracked the DaVinci code, I've been hallucinating the whole time.

Glad to see a brit knows my local geography so well!

ever hear of ny waterway?

Under whose law?

Ages rarely come up, but this one kid on my floor looks no older than 18. I don't know if that's just how he looks though.

No that's not real this foreigner clearly knows his way around NYC better.

What is your take on all the movies and documentaries about investment banks and 2008 crisis (like The Inside Job, Too Big Too Fail, The Big Short etc.) from the insider standpoint? Also how often do you see big money/bonuses corrupting your colleagues, as they move up in ranks?

Was Soros right to buy a gold mine? Or is that insurance against the 45% recession outcome?

How can I get a job there? Or at least an internship?

>Buying call options with expiration dates 6 months in advance, on a stock that barely moves (until recently) $1-2 a month.

Do you like time eating your money? Because that's exactly what will happen. Even if you picked the correct strike price, if it doesn't SIGNIFICANTLY go above it by the time expiration comes around, your option is worth shit.

>Pay $3-4 per share for 6 month FXB contract @ 140 strike
>FXB arrives at $142 in expiration
>Your contract is only worth $2

Buying calls/put is retarded as shit unless you know FOR A 100% CERTAINTY the stock will drastically move within the next 2 weeks. Why do you think 80% of options buyers lose their money?

EU regulation for becoming a EU member. The EU should just have removed Greece.

Freedom isn't free.

you'd know the stop, if you used the PATH or NJT. HAve taken from both sides there.

You've worked there for x months or years, but don't know the PATH stop there or NJT there?

You're full of shit.

Shut up Dad, we are all proud of you this week, but please quit being a fag

Because of the way markets work, the public finds out the repercussions almost immediately.

It's the *almost* that's key. In the minutes and sometimes even moments before events are priced into the market, we have massive programmed trades executing on algos, then analysts grind through strategy passed down to us to help make higher value higher profit (hopefully) trades.

Markets close at 4PM. By 4:30PM, you know just about everything we do.

I was one of the youngest Goldman employees at 19 -- I worked for a broker that GS acquired so wasn't subject to their hiring process or target other bullshit.

Ended up getting VP quite yong as well

Give us one stock pick that is under the radar that is set to spike higher.

>knows his way around NYC better
indeed, everyone with a different flag is a foreigner. You have worked there, make 80k, but have never taken PATH or NJT.

Got ya. Oi vey!

Gold is a safe haven. People by it when volatility is high and especially when currencies are volatile.

I think buying a gold mine is fucking retarded though, but I'm sure Soros paid people way smarter/more experienced than me to work out the costs and benefits so what do I know?

What kind of trading are you doing, flow like GSEC or more like GSAM? I still have a few buddies in GSEC

>We sell our financial services. We make bank on commission.
That's by definition masterminding this shit.