/rug/ - Mummy Edition

MITRE 10 CUP SEMIS
Wellington 49-21 Northland
>Sat 21 Oct
Bay of Plenty 48-32 Otago
Canterbury 35-24 North harbour
7:35 PM Taranaki v Tasman, Yarrow Stadium, Taranaki

BLEDISLOE CUP
>Sat 21 Oct
10PM Australia v New Zealand, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane

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154 IQ Samoan here. Go Taranaki.

TASMUMMY

84 IQ Jacinda supporter here! Go Tanaki!

Did you get beat up by the Barrett family or something? What's with the grudge?

anime

is fun and relevant to rugby

What are you boys watching? I'm just finishing off an episode of Konohana Kitan before the game.

Y-you're supporting Tasman, r-right user-chan?

pocahontas then folding the gf

Odds on this being true? There is 5 of them and they are all athletic alphas

Imagine being the only Barret brother to not make super rugby

ofc

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

>supporting South Island shitters
Go on, back to your weeb containment board.

>15 years after the hobbit films we are only now starting to see the effects human-centaur interbreeding

Glad they finally have the rights of other humans.

no bully pls

We are quite progressive unlike your lot

yes boyo i am about to fold her over mate

We just don’t fuck livestock.

haha boomfa

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Will Jordan be my bf?

>We get to see TWO (2) Mckenzie's tonight

>fullbacks make the best wings
>fullbacks make the best first fives
Which position will be taken over next?

>your mums makes the best hooker

>your mums the best hooker

Hate this cunt. Not sure why.

based Best McKenzie

>you're mum made the best hooker

>your mum's a hooker

3 penalties - 1 penalty
Sure is NH around here

This is what happens when Wellington isn't playing.

You spelled Harbour incorrectly

I propped my balls on your mum’s forehead.

I'm a bit unsure what you mean by this.

>Barrett
>McKenzie
>Jordan
How the FUCK are the all blacks going to fit all these elite fullbacks in their team?

*scores try*
*dabs*

Field a North Island and a South Island team.

To the AB's McKenzie is a utility back not a fullback

Shit he did well

TasGODS

solid effort, west coasters

*dabs*

Whilst James Lowe plays for them yes.

Wish he'd hurry up and get over here though. Are they in the semis?

Perofeta is pretty fkn good 2bh.

You can have him, honestly. Inconsistent and petulant.

>three fullbacks to chose from
>all worse than pinerael pinelau

>all 4 mentioned worse than Ben Smith

they're honestly lucky he's taking a sabbatical

That was class

NGATAI WITH THE SURGICAL STRIKE

Would love to see TTT get a run in black soon.

Time till NZ v A?

1h45min

1hr44min

>New Zealand
>White

>why does Marty do his kicks so quickly - one of the morning Hauraki wounders
>he said he was way over thinking it so he stoped thinking and decided to just kick it before he could over think it and it's been going well so why change it - Mr. Kiwi genetics man who is at Taranaki on some form of coaching capacity

>Australia
>funny

*dabs*

I-is he shit? Was he not an All Black in waiting?

we are a multicultural nation my friend

He's not shit, he's good, but a total dickhead.

hes very good but overrated because he played alongside fantastic support players

He's a good player when he cares, but he can make some low percentage plays fairly often and likely missed out on the ABs due to the No Dickheads™ rule.

Notice anything my islander friends?

>but a total dickhead.
>No Dickheads™ rule.
How is he a dickhead?

You mean McKenzie?

Why don't they have any of their trophies with them in this photo?

looks like a photo of the Australian national rugby team also known as the Wallabies

Notice anything my friend?

Is it just me or is our squad unironically whiter than this? Looks like 13 or more of them are darker than white.

>New Zealand
>White

Your team's half coconut? Lol

Danke.

There are a shit load of coconuts at NPC/Super level, but once you get in international the elite whites take over.

One of those coconuts is aboriginal you fucking moron

Hope you lads got your long weekend home improvement projects started today.

kek we have less darkies in our full AB squad than they do in just their match day squad.
Racist Western Aussie lad on actual suicide watch.

Always has something smart to say, always the first to jump into a scuffle, always mouthing off at opposition. I imagine he's a nightmare to coach.

Great try

*dabs religiously*

BANG PUTS THE HAMMER DOWN
Lowe is fucking rapid 2bh.

>New Zealand
>White

>why aren't my seething racist "jokes" a hit on /rug/?
>maybe if i force it hard enough

Ah, okay.

Thanks for the enlightenment lad. We could do with him at Leinster, as much as playing foreign players annoys me, we're starting McFadden today with Dave Kearney on the bench, two players who would be lucky, very lucky, to make Mitre 10 cup rugby.

He's good. No doubt.

>Country
>Sarcastic post of something my country is worse at than the target country of my post

Am I doing it right?

Tasman on lack of discipline watch

Based empty-headed coconuts.

>New Zealand
>White

>Facts are racist

>New Zealand rugby team
>13/34 non-white


>Ausfailian rugby team
>12/23 non white

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How long does the typical pre match abo blessing of the ground, team and ball go for?

About this long

youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

Like a minute. Less time than the Haka and the traditional blowing of the vuvuzela by the man in a g-string that you lads do.

>Wayne Smiths last game with the all blacks

>le feisty halfback meme
>le feisty red head meme
wew

Wait it's a penalty for the guy that dropped a knee into a players head, then hit him and then carried on fighting all because the other player grabbed his leg to get him to stop?

>le token shit call in every semi-final today

g'arn pub lads
anyone wanna come with

Sweet Caroline!!

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