SNL General

Host: Kristen Stewart
Musical Guest: Alessia Cara

what a horrible thought

can't wait for drumpf to get blown

It's gonna be a rough one tonight

I expect the opening skit to be about Trump's Muslim country ban.

>Kristen Stewart

She was so shitty in Personal Shopper. This bitch literally plays the same character, gerself in everything. Cannot act. Jlaw 2.0.

Good thing she looks like a freak on screen and is done.

of course it is

I'm watching dragon Ball super at the 11:30 hour. Let me know when SNL become good again.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I MAKE THE SNL THREAD EVERY WEEK. I WANT TO BE A FAGGOT.

jk I don't give a fuck. also I want to cuddle with Villasenor

SNL will be good again around the same time Hell freezes over

Ya gotta respect Kristen Stewart for starring in a mega multi-million dollar franchise, but also not afraid to insult said franchise, its fans, and its creator the whole time.

Go back to Sup Forums

yeah, but besides that she's ugly and has no talent

why does anyone watch SNL anymore? there's like 1 or 2 good skits per show, the rest is either political drivel or just plain shit

Sup Forums here. ive watched every episode so far this season. tonight is gonna suck brothers.

I wouldn't know.

Poor thing never smiles though.

I have no idea what the fuck is going in that pic

THIS IS A HORRIBLE SHOW TO WATCH & YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

post feet pics

mostly out of irony, and also these threads are comfy

YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DAWGA

can KStew even do comedy???

i've seen her smile like once.

And there's the weekly >still watching SNL post. Good thing we got that out of the way.

Fuck off Sinatra.

>Jlaw 2.0

But Kstew came first.

She was funny in Reefer Madness.
>In my lonely pewww

>ever watching snl fucking lul, are you gonna watch madtv and cartoon network after too?

It's like watching a car crash. You know it's bad, but you just can't help yourself.

Hehe! Can't wait to make fun of DRUMPF! Try and grab THIS pussy! Girl power! #LoveTrumpsHate

Whoa, calm down with those crazy predictions.

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

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Who's Alessia Cara?

These threads are funnier than the show with all you Sup Forumssmokers bitching

canadian brown girl, great voice, pretty cool beats

stream link!!?!?!?!

>You will never brush Vanessa's big chompers, paying extra attention to those plump gums and luscious tongue.
Why am i still alive?

No, really, I'd wish you all had trips I could dismiss. For you are the problem with Sup Forums

LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

This. I can't watch SNL without Sup Forums.

Seriously. Just hire Alec at this point.

Mooney is money

FUCK THIS SHOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Someone post kstew pics. I don't want to watch (((snl)))

LINK!!?!?!?!?! STREAM!!!!

>tfw killed the LSAT this morning
>tfw there was a passage that subtly BTFO Trumpfags and Bannon
>tfw I need to brag about it on Sup Forums because I'm completely isolated
>tfw doesn't matter because I'm in a comfy SNL thread
>tfw trumpfags about to get BTFO again by Alec Baldwin

>when the jews are away the goys will play

What did he mean by this?

>Mooney within the first 10 seconds
This is how you know the show is gonna be good

It's Putin!
Oh wait...

I don't get the Steve Bannon joke. Why is he Skeletor?

And the anticipation of Donald's post-SNL tweet tomorrow morning.

>continuing to reiterate the "he's backing out of the australia deal" narrative"
God damn. I haven't watched SNL in years. This is....exactly what I expected. Shit.

FUCKING GOLD.

Because he's evil.

He's been listening to Michael Savage

Lorne is trying to play us by thinking he is for us.

Whos under mask? Predictions now Sup Forums

that aussie accent is too good. i'm so used to cartoonish ones.

This isn't working. I can't see Beck Bennett as anyone other than Putin.

He makes liberals butthurt

Steve is looking pretty good

Davidson

6 million!!!!!

Steve McQueen 'bout to blow doors on TCM...

I really hate you fuckers that stay.

Baldwin's Trump has a Russian flag pin.

subtle.

Lost some lbs.

>the obama bust

kek

I suck cocks for (You)s

>I'm in charge here.
>My Struggle
>the 6 million
Did Sup Forums write this episode?

I'm relatively liberal and this is fucking terrible. It's like they're trying to provoke him

You all realize Donald is watching this along with us, right?

Kinda hard to understand the guy under that mask.

heh, they messed up the phone sound cue. I love the little things like that.

>my struggle

>Zimbabwe

IT'S RHODESIA YOU COMMIE KEKS

We need to start linking these threads to him on Twitter.

>keenan mugabe

>It's like they're trying to provoke him

gee, ya fucking think?

Mugabe just epically BTFO racist, Capitalist Drumpf. xDDD

LITTLE

Ahahahahahahah. Lawl. SNL pretends to be us, but they are not us.

TRUMP BTFO

this is literally the way African dictators talk

why does he wear the mask?

Who actually watches it live and not just clips of it online?

White liberals cheering Mugabe!

Pretty sure that was Mikey Day behind the mask

Oh shit that gorilla from the new ghostbursters!

>White liberals cheering Mugabe!

Sup Forums BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

L I T T L E

WHO Sup Forums HERE?

I like finding the Mitch Hedberg jokes they plagiarize

>LSAT

duuuuude that is fucking nothing

Come join the Libertarian side. We have free Cookies. Hope you're not allergic.

WHITE BOYS BTFO LITTLE WHITE DICKS

FUCK ALL WHITE MALES

everyone in this thread?

Here

MIEN COCK

That outfit.

who is this dyke?

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Good grief, even on national TV she still can't manage a smile.

Chocolate chip?

KStew is so hot jesus muh dick

Oh, than what is? The state BAR test? The MCAT? Don't be a smart ass. Where the fuck you think you are.