All memes aside, would you immigrate to Canada?

all memes aside, would you immigrate to Canada?
why/why not?

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Alberta or rural Ontario maybe. Ontario was nice when I went

No because Canada is for Canadians and Canadians only

that's a VERY intolerant post full of bigotry

>immigrate
nah
>live for a couple years
Living in The Maritimes for a while would be neat.

>tfw no asian canadian wife

fuck off we are full

if i had an opportunity for a job or studying why not

is the weed legal yet?

you're even less full than straya

full of snow
now give the gibs

t. buttblasted globalist zionist
>what is canadian tundra?

mate that's my sayin'

yes, probably to get some free gibs

No
I don't care for their politics at the most fundamental level, and I prefer a more arid climate. I live in Vermont, and that's already too Canadian for me.
There is no way in which my daily life would improve in Canada.

>what is canadian tundra?
empty space with room for a lot of people

I like them as people a lot actually, but I don't really see any reason to go there.

There is no welfare offices or hospitals so brown people wont go there anyways

Yeah
Not my first choice but most first world countries are better than the US at this point

what about white, yellow and black people?

i probably (?) would, but i am not sure i have enough money, irregardless what they write it's pretty costly

also albeit i have an uni degree yet again even despite i can speak english not that bad and definitely can reach the spoken fluency if i am immersed but realistically i probably would be forced to take a shitty job. i am thinking to get a some kind of on-line degree in coding though, i already can code a bit, it can solve a few of my problems

then, i am not sure how hard it would be to find a pair in canada... i don't look bad but i will be a shitty emigrant

Nigga do even know what permafrost does to buildings

Yes, why not

Dear God, no.

My life would be the exact same, if I did. I'd move there, though, if given the opportunity because their gov't is less meddlesome with the rest of the world.

>be an impoverished Romanian child
>win the lottery of life and immigrate to Canada
>discover you are pretty good at autistic theorycrafting and playing video games for days straight
>decide to start streaming on twitch
>find moderate success
>a game called Hearthstone comes out, which becomes immensely popular
>decide to start playing it
>attain internet stardom
>acquire sponsors, get a gf, and basically be set for life

Canada is filled with such immigrant success stories.

Yes, I would move to Victoria

One day I, too, shall be an impoverished romanian child

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stfu no we're not. Everybody is welcome.

I don't think so, all the cool areas like Ontario and BC have been taken over by shitskins and the middle of Canada doesn't offer anything, even the UK has more exciting landscape.

Just imagine being a loser in Can't Fail: The Country. It makes me sad.
How exactly does one fuck up on easymode?

kys
kys

Moving there. you cucks can't stop me.

bring wimmins. Literally my plan to marry a flip.

>even the UK has more exciting landscape
Alberta

>Philippines
You'll fit right in

Kys outside of Jasper, Alberta is bullshit. Newfoundland is where it's at for scenery.

>Newfoundland

too many dude weed lmaos

Too cold

Do the White girls there like Latino men?

*unsheaths rake*

>Kys
This is why leafs are the worst posters, you rude fuck.

Yes?
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Never even met a Mexican here

>Australians hate weed
Yet another benefit of my upcoming move to Colorado

there are two distinct groups of white people in Australia. Descendants of convicts, and descendants of free settlers. Guess which one I am.

>Australians hate weed
We have more potheads than plants.

this.

A muslim inmigrant?

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Lebanese.

>Guess which one I am.
The faggot.

didn't you know we don't let boat people in?

ice addict

I won't argue it's a pretty cool place, it's the name what makes me kek everytime
>Newfoundland

come for a jig er two

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I'm not gay or transgender, so no.

I mean, it's a much better county than Brazil but they have even more sjws and leftism than us

I did, canadian girls are really cute and have nice titties

I don't like our liberal government either and they are definitely ringing a bell that can't be unrung but at the moment there is still comfyness here. I feel bad for my children though.

rude

It's pronounced like nufoundland , we can them newfies

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>It's pronounced like nufoundland
More like "noofinlind"

The (((CBC))) deletes comments by the shitload

If they provided me with gibs for dundunaffin.

On one hand, Canada (alongside Russia) has the most to gain from global warming in the long term. Opened sea routes, thawed farmland, more oil, etc. etc.

On the other hand Canada is doomed to border 300+ million Americans to the south, who currently have the strongest military potential on the earth, and would probably use it if push came to shove for resources. So even if I relocated to Canada for the long term potential, I'd (or my crotchspawn) probably end up becoming American anyway down the line.

You won't do shit faggot. The chinks will want our fresh water though pls help

>You won't do shit faggot.
We invaded you in 1812 when you were firmly under the aegis of the strongest empire on the planet.

We didn't succeed but don't pretend for a split second that we won't, or can't, do it again. Especially now that Britain's power has reached sunset.

Resources are resources

no
cold climates are for subhumans

aww it's being serious. You're our bitch DON'T forget that.

Found the newfie

nope

>Never even met a Mexican here
brb jumping the ice wall

You know nothing Juan snow

Now take it easy there Aussie friend, no reason this has to end in violence

I will think about it. What do I need to do and where's the best place to stay?

If you aren't white FUCK OFF AND STAY AWAY

Juan Nieve*

(it gets translated)

Filling up an application right now

You know 90% of our land is always at least -20?

No
I'm already in South Canada

Stay in Vietnam, its way better.

>hotter girls
>better weather
>everything is inexpensive
>great food

Canada has nothing to boast about. -30C winters unless you live in Cuckcouver where rent starts at 1000$/month for a shithole. Government fucks with everything. PC bullshit everywhere. No jobs. From Calgary to Toronto and all the way north its a flat wasteland of drunken Indians.

I'm seriously considering moving to Saigon and opening a business. Canada has become a welfare state with crippling taxes and a wealthy immigrant class running the show.

CHI here
Ive dated 3 white girls, a black girl and and a brown girl
All found me exotic since there are barely any latinos here.Added plus if you speak Spanish too. Man I miss that black girl's ass tho...

I'm yellow mate, I will enjoy affirmative action just like black and arab.
That said mom and dad will look at me in disgust if they know I'm a leech so I will need an okayish job if I want to stay. Otherwise I will live a shameful life.

B E R T A B O I S

>I'm yellow
>Affirmative action

I'm fairly certain yellow Asians are discriminated against in AA because they are actually able to contribute to society. See: Ivy League university admission AA

>vietnam
>hotter chicks
i wonder if that's true tho

I dont know. I thought Vietnamese people were extremely industrious and hard-working when I was there. Way better than chinese.

>immigrate to Canada
no thanks

Um sweetie you better shut your fucking kraut german fucking face before you regret it

Yeah why not

I love the cold

No you don't. You just don't know that yet.

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i'd immigrate to Banff

just out of curiosity, how do they choose who goes at the very head of a gay parade?

its slightly better in french ''Terre-neuve''

that would be the gayest person of course..wait.

there is no terre-neuve dog breed, indeed