SNL GENERAL 2

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Who is this brown skinned cutie

is it a globalist chimp out?

I NEED A SHOT OF KSTEW ANNOUNCING THIS MUTT

Boring pop music sung by a homely girl. How did this person get a recording contract?

Oh, so she's the one who sings this terrible song I've heard on the radio.

ITT

FUCK TRUMP

BUT MOSTLY

FUCK KYLE MOONEY

I BET LATER ON IN THIS EPISODE HE'S GOING TO PLAY AN AWKWARD, VAGUELY NEW YORK, VAGUELY ITALIAN GUY WHO IS ONLY CAPABLE OF ONE HAND GESTURE

This girl got nice thighs/hips

Someone get this ugly curry muncher off the stage.

Think you posted this in the wrong thread

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF TRUMP

Literally every SNL thread this year

my scarred goddess

You need to post this thread in the old thread and make a fucking announcement or else they will just stay there.

Nope

I WANNA HUG AND HOLD MELISSA VILLASENOR

AND THEN MAYBE MAKE LOVE WITH HER

>trumptards bitching entire episode, every week
>why are they making fun of him and his cabinet members ;___;

>HAHAHA FUCKING HILLARYFAGS CRYING

fuck this jew show

>tfw op uses your post for the op

YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS

She is cute. CUTE.

>[autistic screeching]

DELETE THIS THREAD

STOP WATCHING THIS SHOW

FUCKING JEW LIBERAL NIGGER KIKES

butthurt trumpfag

I used to think Alessia was half Nig.
Turns out she's actually 100% Sicilian.
Ayy lmao

What's the news
A-cross the nation
We have got
The in-formation

Best part of the show incoming

>proving my point

How many posts will bitch about Weekend Update making fun of Trump? Over/under 20?

Wait. So how were you wrong?

>[autistic screeching]

>[autistic screeching]

wow weekend update already this episode is just flying by

Piss break.

Who's the thicc brunette?

She's sexy.

Liberalism died on that cross.

That horse couldn't take anymore hits to the ribs.

Cringe

Does SNL have any influence on anyone under 50? This shit hasn't been relevant since the late 80s.

Colin Jost is pretty handsome, I guess.

butthurt trumpfag

>best part
>nigger

Only if you're a cuck

butthurt trumpfag

Is Michael Che secretly redpilled?

Why are there even SNL threads here?

Surely reddit would be a better site, no?

I'm only still mad because they butchered Hallelujah to try and make me care about Hillary losing, and tried to make me feel sad about it. I'm used to poorly done propaganda but don't bring good songs into it.

Why to newfags refer to live threads as generals? Is it really that hard to learn the lingo?

>radical Islam isn't real XDD

Sounds blue pill AF right now.

Get it? Because he's a rapist.

>He doesn't eat pork or have sex with White women
>That's radical.
Kek. That was actually funny.

butthurt trumpfags

was he red pilled when he literally cucked a white guy on the show last week

This is a pretty good Hillary ad.

#ImWithHer

Time to install sharia law and ban alcohol on airplanes!

The real redpill is cucks deserve what's coming to them.

>who cares it's australia isn't it like yesterday there? Just go to tomorrow tell them I'm not there
KEK?

I hate Trump, but I am sick of Clinton shills feeling the need to make shit up about him. For fuck's sake. The bullshit he says should be enough to debate him on.

>he's not wrong BUT

This nigga HIGH

nosediving

FUCK DRUMPF
havent said that in a while

state up fucking farm

This is a show you watch weekly?

On a Saturday nite no less?

Michael Che really shouldn't have tried to do the joke a second time

BAIL OUT, MICHAEL

>who cares?
>It's Australia.
Damn right. Fuckers couldn't even beat a buncha birds.

why do drumpfkins watch this show every week if it triggers them so much? every saturday night you guys are in this thread crying about the trump insults.

haha because drumpf makes bills xD

I still don't understand how he can still be hosting WU after what, three years?

BASED BIG PAPI

Thank you. SNL is just a modern day minstrel show where conservatives are the niggers.

TIME FOR MOFONGO

Anybody who doesn't root for the Pats should be gassed t b h

I'll admit it. I like Keenan's Big Papi

butthurt trumpfags

>SNL is just a modern day minstrel show where conservatives are the niggers.
yup

How do you think Trump supporters won? They hardened their defenses by being exposed to shilling 24/7.

Meanwhile liberals freak out and hide as soon as they get a microaggression.

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OH SHIT
Big Papi!

Its pretty funny considering its just Kenan saying gibberish for five minutes.

These stupid recurring characters ruin weekend update.

*sigh*

They're going to do the thing where he just lists off food again, huh?

>trump fans
>thick skins

HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
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leetle seezars!

>plugs
>little scissors

I'm dying

I'M A LIBERAL & YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

I work for Home Depot. Why do you hate me?

Yep, deal with it.

Try not to get triggered too much tonight, squirt!

This thread is the most I've watched SNL in 20 years.

Press F for Kristen Stewart :(

David Ortiz used steroids

Damn man, everybody screwing up tonight.

for who you voted?

I'M A LIBERAL & YOU ARE THE PROBLEMM

What the fuck IS a Mofongo?

What the fuck is a mofongo

>bitch every time trump is insulted by anyone
>n-no y-you're the m-mad o-one!

KEK

Sounds like you need your safe space.

Wow, he (xir)'s really doing the hand motions and everything.

Yeah. Not to mention that Plebbit's Trump HQ bans all dissent instantly.

The only people I see in this thread showing any whining are hardcore trump supporters, not regular Trump, Hillary, Gary, Jill, or Harambe supporters.

Retaliation is not weakness, bitchboy.

And "safe space" is your invention, not ours.

I'M A LIBERAL & THIS VIEWING AUDIENCE IS SHIT SCUM

Trump. I have a job.