Five top flight fixtures today including both Manchester clubs battling champions of yesteryear.
>Huddersfield Town v Manchester United
>Manchester City v Burnley
>Newcastle United v Crystal Palace
>Stoke City v AFC Bournemouth
>Swansea City v Leicester City
Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!
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>de gay
Had a dream united won 8-0, have put a quid on it just in case.
>Man City literally play in Mecca
>Lingard
Ugh.
MOOYS BOYS
Am I a fool for betting on over 2.5 goals in SWA vs LEI ??
>Jesus and Sterling benched
needs to reduce the non-white contingent against xenophobic dyche
Part And Parcel, mate
i swear to god if they have a woman on final score again i'll watch sky instead, i know it's not extreme but female commentators is a meme that needs to fucking stop now.
Women reporting at the grounds is okay.
>tfw no Michelle Owen gf
da whites are taking the points up north today
i don't mind them reporting in from the grounds because all they have to do is tell you what the score is, so there isn't much that they can get wrong, but i have never heard a single piece of insightful commentary from a woman.
pepper angus Burnley
How do i gf?
Be yourself
move to foreign country
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Be nasty/indifferent to girls
If one still makes an effort to talk to you, you've reeled them in
>doubting based northern man of no cough sweets and sore throats
>2017
wew
burnley will win today
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can confirm that this does not work unless you find an assertive girl, which are very rare
yes because most girls are submissive so they like being treated like shit and it's a turn on for them
It most certainly does work
On the other hand, I've never had any success with the girls I REALLY liked, because I couldn't help being nice to them
where do you pick up girls then
How many moments does Jamie Redknapp want to call the big moment of the game?
street corner
>Manager gets sacked for being shit
>Stand in manager plays the same team with the same tactics
third league loss in a row expected today
it is literally a guarantee that udders feels wins
cap this post.
players were playing shit on purpose to get him sacked though
Sometimes i think they just make it up whilst they're watching the clip and just dont even watch the matches.
Name me some teams to put on an acca lads, in the mood for a cheeky /bet/
Friends of friends, work, hobbies etc
he looks like danny drinkwater if he got stung by a wasp and is allergic
newcastle win
forest win
monaco win
bayern win
luton win
napoli v inter bts
gladbach leverkusen bts
>Leicester always play a 4-4-1-1
>Shakespeare decides to put Ian Nacho next to Vardy and both strikers never see the ball when they play 2 CDMs
>Surpised that chance creation is shit
Shakespeare was a moron
>tfw United score 3 goals between the 80th and 90th minute and their customers start boasting like they dominated the entire match
Won't place Newcastle since it's my team.
Leicester's away kit is pure sex
anyone watching man city vs burnley?
that strategy has only been successful for me at work, because I see the co-worker everyday. Really only works if you're already on speaking terms with the girl to begin with
he dropped nacho and brought back jap
Yeah, just noticed that.
Shame they don't have a midfield still
yes
todays picks
hudds home kits are pure diarrhea
literally not a single relevant game today besides inter v napoli
>City dropped two of their top scorers and still look scary
ahh
I hope Simpson is telling Mahrez to stop being a fucking retard by failing to cut inside while Simpson overlaps leaving a huge space at RB
Manchester City are a bunch of WANKERS
will danny ings ever play again?
>No midfield to win the 2nd ball
What a suprise lol
>burnley playing in their away kit when their home kit doesn't clash
>the white away kit is hard to differenciate from the light baby blue city kit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
any man watching geordie
youtube.com
football
>tfw he grew it a multi-balloon door winnner on my fifa 15 spuds career mode
is that the one with the really strange mouth movements
>KDB still hasnt made an assist
overrated piece of trash
>vote to leave most economically beneficial union in the world
>do this AFTER all your big cities are flooded with muslims and pakis and it is too late to go back
what did """""""""""""great""""""""""""""" britain mean by this?
yeh was thinking i would watch this later
Michelle owen :3
>PL bans alcohol sponsors
>"Carling, The Official Beer of the Premier League
Are you fucking kidding me?
City thread?
shit lineup this week
would rather it was just brian and lawrence
burnley have light blue shorts, socks and sleeves though
rorke
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your in it
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>M A S S I V E
I like that one reporters gelled white hair and sharp teeth
>3 yellows already
I hate supporting Sunderland so much.
>blunderland
come on City
>Getting sent off in 4 mins
top kek
>Sheffield Wednesday in charge of literally anything
got a girls number last night but cant remember if she was attractive hmm
should stop huffing all them spooky crystals
Pussy is pussy mate, who cares?
>blunderlel
how have browning, galloway and oviedo been/?
Just ask for a pick of her tits
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hudds outplaying utd by a mile
but tbf, they're playing exactly like they did against spurs until they conceded
>martial with two fouls since getting a yellow
lel
no
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LEEDS ARE BACK NIGGERS
What prompts a man to leave a cushy little job at Preston to join the turgid bumgut that is Sunderland?
>pick
>pisstol shitty
no racism please
Fuck off Oliver you massive twat.
ABL mong
>England goalkeeper Joe Hart is robbed by moped thugs who stole his phone and wallet as he filled up at a petrol station near his club's training ground
>the commentator's voice at the Newcastle game
The West Ham Way(tm)
>this complete delusion
memes
the woman who reported on the Leeds game is really odd, her face is perfectly still
might roll a lil spliffy :p