HUDDERSFIELD vs MANCHESTER UNITED Match Thread

Kick Off 15:00 BST

Lossl; Lowe, Schindler, Zanka, Smith; Hogg, Williams; Ince, Mooy, Kachunga; Depoitre

>Subs: Coleman, Malone, Sabiri, Cranie, Van La Parra, Mounie, Hadergjonaj

De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Young, Herrera, Matic, Lingard, Mata, Martial, Lukaku

>Subs: Romero, Lindelof, Blind, Rashford, Mkhitaryan, Darmian, McTominay

I fucking hate seeing lingard in the starting line up, today is gonna be a shitfest

this is the most guaranteed win in the league so far. may as well just give united the 3 points and save 90 minutes of everyones life

At least Mkhi got dropped.

Mkhi has been in tragic form and needed dropped.

Nice jinx post lad.

Miki has been shit but atleast he can pretend to play football

if the last few performances are anything to go by, he really really can't

at least lingard can pass and move unlike mkhi who just runs into defenders

I think Özil is going to be a success tbqh.

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>Mkhi has been in tragic form and needed dropped.
Lingard is genuinely shite. I don't even think he's PL standard

>we lack offensive power
>gib ozil and grease man

more people in here lads

Ref already lost control of the game.

what did he mean by this?

Why are Swedish players so shit?

FIRST FOR FUCK OFF LINDELOF

No heart
Midgets
All their women have 5 heads

Literally Ireland tier

WHO /LINDELOF/ HERE

GOAT

>scored 1 goal in 2 and a half games since the international break
>it was the keeper literally putting into his own net

>t. Manlet country

how is young still a man u player?

Wow, took the might Huddersfield Lions to completely dismantle United...

1-0 goal

apparently its not manchester united's day at all

*loses to Iceland*

How is it that >we've spent however many hundreds of millions, yet >we're unable to string 2 passes together unless Pogba plays

what's the best place to pick up slags?

delte

how do we turn lindelon

get it hahahaha

Most countries would at the moment so I’d expect Sweden to

because we hire managers who don't know how to build strong attacking teams

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2-0 goal

Pogba doesn't change anything. Who are you trying to fool here?

man united fans, do you want özil in your team?

this guy

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What attracts Paul, 46 from Kent into bandwagoning manure?

FUCKING POOCHESTER RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL COUPON

Your moms house

I'm so happy United are losing. The 5 worst games of football I've seen have been United games in the past 3 years. How have their gloryhounds fans stuck by them when they play complete anti football and win nothing?

The wind's against us tbqh. They should seriously postpone games under heavy wind, it's not fair on United.

I want young to fuck off right now

College.

for free maybe. created the most chances and made the most assists since his PL debut.

yes. huge upgrade over our shit attacking midfield and for free too

id love sanchez on a free aswell.

>How is it that >we've spent however many hundreds of millions, yet >we're unable to string 2 passes together unless Pogba plays

Because >you spent most of that money on Pogba

>hello darkness my old friend

drtcwwtqty

embarrassing

With Pogba >we were at least smashing the Huddersfields 4-0

You're objectively wrong

>customers already turning on Mourinho

haha leaving it a bit late lads haha come on now haha you need three goals you know

Pogba has been our best player this season, bar none. He's criminally underrated.

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punished

>49 replies
Lol where all the man u fans??

why not, really.

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TBF, with Fellaini you were also doing that.

>us

What part of Manchester are you from Deshawn?

Rashford is trash.

>He's criminally underrated

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It's not even the 80th minute. All good.

Right now I'm actually laffin

>Who here also laffin

state of you

something something customers

>lingard pass

Him and Fellaini.

But you guys really need Ozil.

Lingard is literally on £200,000 a week wages

>A WINDY DAY IN HUDDERSFIELD

jesus fucking christ, what a fucking shit through ball. Fucking end it

your best player is eyebrows and elbows man lad

didn't you pay 100million for him

how isthat underrated

i;m from TV

Here senpai

>I'm also laffin lad
i'm actually laffin right now

help lads, I want to read redcafe but not sure whether my body can deal with that much sodium

>gashford is better than jesus
>martial is better than sterling
>45 Million for the Swedish Roger Johnson

>CUSTOMERS

what are thoooooose

Remember when Yanhahted fans said that Chris Smalling was the best centre back in the world haha

Lingard really is not KDB

I am a loyal customer, I am not laffin.

Fellaini is the best player of one of the biggest teams in the world. What a time to be alive

606 will be based tonight lads

how are we meant to compete with city look at this shit.

the league needs to step in on these plastics this shit is unfair

what happened to ellie and flipfag?

He is the 3rd best CB in this game

>your best player is eyebrows and elbows man lad
Fellaini is a top player, I don't understand why everyone here mocks him. He's incredibly skilful, and is able to control the ball brilliantly considering how lanky he is.

He's a real asset to the club, and I don't appreciate all of the hate he gets on here. He's a hard worker, but he's not world class (like Pogba, Lukaku, or Martial).

>jose mooorinho, jose mooorinho, josemooorinho, josemoorinho

Are that the famous english chants?

That's not a yellow card?

flip switched his proxy to another one of his gimmicks
ellie got a gf

I trap-carded any call-outs via my preemptive >we, Nigel. That's what we call 16D snooker.
I'm from the freest part of Manchester and that's called America, buddy.

Stop Fucking reminding me

Hey I recognize that guy

im here for them memes
>manuur

sorry user were you at the game tonight?

/ourguy/ mooy is looking a bit gassed lads