DELLOW FELEGATES

DELLOW FELEGATES

>this cartoon rabbit frog dinosaur is responsible for the formation of the Empire

The prequels were a mistake.

Padme was too busy sunbathing. What a cunt.

...

JarJar is the key to all this.

...

It's time to stop posting.

I thought the empire was a white-supremacy organization

>yfw you think about Jar-Jar's long thick tongue...

What's he doing?

The Ted Cruz of Star Wars

Antisemite.

He's using markers to indicate what can be real and what has to be CGI

I would make her suck my dick then toss her into the oven anyways.

The prequels are a surrealist commentary on fan-culture.

Someone say skelegates?

Why are the other guys looking at each other with dire expressions?

Because Lucas is scribbling all over the artists' works like an autistic child.

People who want to say "No, George! That is a stupid fucking idea!" but they are turned into yes-men because of fear. They don't want to get fired or be sent to work in the darkest and smallest office deep in the ranch dungeons.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."

More relevant today than ever.

I don't care if you are phoning home, you do not use the fucking phone once the senate is in session.

D-LOW FELLATES

Jesus Christ


Is Jar Jar a sith? Was it all a ruse?

Jar Jar is Luke and Leia's father.

GUNGANED
U
N
G
A
N
E
D