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Preemptive Taylor Swift edition

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Wtf?!
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE NEW THREAD!!!!

Should've used the real Tay desu

Hence the word preemptive

How about no, though?

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get fucked autism boy
now I can die in my sleep peacefully, thank you based canadian

Fucking idiot, it's supposed to be in 310 posts. Janny ain't gonna be happy, you hear me?!?!

You shut up or i'll have the janny arrest you to

Arr rook same

sometimes i wish i woke up inside of the body of a girl

yeah

morning sex must be great

You fucking dicks

>morning sex must be great
What did he mean by this?

Seems pretty clear.
Morning sex is comfy af.

can't you fucking read you dungus

You mean you didn't see that the first split second?

She looks hyper asian in the first image, and quite/very asian in the second.

Bitch

I thought you fucked off for the day

>deleting your post out of shame
Silly Mexican, we all saw it.

Gonna go to sleep out of shame, desu.

I bet Cara finally caught a ban for avatar fagging

You can't always get what you want.

We forgive you, indiobro.

Cara already posted before
He's probably just not posting as much.

In my defense, though, when I first saw her I just scrolling through YouTube and saw the thumbnail so it's not like it was a big image like in the OP or anything

Nigga, you blind?

that says "cara x" though, and I don't think thats something he'd say

Thanks :3
Rude

Fucking shit, buds.
Could really go for a burger rn.

He switched names, probably because of the lack of attention.

>jealousy.thepost

if he wanted attention, he'd be posting more

Apparently Cara's fan club is ITT

he gets banned all the time. evades it every time

Still drunk and you've done nothing to amuse me. Try again.

I thought you fucked off to?!

*gives you a flag*

*gives you a säätö sauli meme*

>angry poo user from the other day has a new Caribbean flag

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh............

youtube.com/watch?v=Jl7dzbeqsUk

here we go

She was murdered.

I'm pretty certain that Taylor Swift is out of her goddamn mind which causes me to lose the attraction.

...

>trip tres of truth

Murdered by black mold and all that heroin she injected

>woman
>attractive
>out of her mind
>news
user...

Sure thing, ZOG.

i hate waiting. when are we finally starting the war?

this. just fucking end this misery of mine with a fuckin NUKE!

>he thinks russia would waste a nuke on mexico

you already did when you got your candidate elected POTUS

March 3rd 2018 1300 hours

Drumfpthkins BTFO

TayTay has always been out of her mind, that's why we love her

why that date and time specifically?

youtube.com/watch?v=WGYCiriTLeE

6:05

You'll find out

Bomb Iran! We must defend Israel

Amen.

who else here has shitty hair

shitty as in you can't just style it in any possible way to make it look good

wrecks my nerves seeing these guys with beautiful straight hair

re

Old news brainlet, the greatest threat is back to being North Korea again.

My hair has been described as "Slavic", I can't imagine that's a good thing.

This.
Iran is nothing compared to best korea.
They should duke it out to determine Top Bad Guy #1.
(though the real bad guy is saud, as we all know)

started smoking a few days ago

not sure i'm liking doing it so far

1. you smell like shit after lighting the first cigarette
2. cancer
3. you smell like shit

probably gonna drop it

The only benefit of smoking is the social aspect

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Jesus christ, anonimo, I love smoking and tell you, stop now.
Never go back.

Canada sucks the foods so expensive

Are you an American?

>news

how'd u know that was me bud

No

>just realizing food isn't cheap here now
Was today your first day away from home at University?

tru

...

No, I just didn't realize it

Red man loves his tobacco.
t. adopted uncle is native and have been on a rez many times.
First time was a guess.

Really though, don't start. It's finally starting to feel shitty despite the amount of cardio in my routine
Plus money wasted on whitening strips and cigs and shit

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goodnight doggy

Wake up you stupid dumb ugly sons of bitches

I SAID WAKE UP

holy fuck I'm actually about to die in this hurricane

I can't make the hurricane disappear if you say "dane is a good poster"

*can

rip

I have awoken

I'm 20 mins early for work and I have no privacy for a quick fap.

thought a girl on the train was trying to touch my peen today
kept feeling a tugging on my pant leg and she kept looking up at me but in non descript way

did i get sexually harassed or what

I hate the midwest so fucking much
why do yuros and other cunts obsess with it so much

I've slept through countless hurricanes
Hibernation mode is real. I slept 20 hours once.

>social aspect
>no one wants to stand too close to you
>you interrupt conversations constantly to go have ciggy
>benefit
wdhmbt?

talking to other smokers

haters gonna hate

there's nothing of cultural, economical, or natural significance in the midwest and amounts to essentially nothing but a washed up, boring hellhole with nothing but suburbs, strip malls, and cornfields for miles
t. hoosierfag

nothing special about them

6:40am and I'm already in school

Why do I arrive so early

Whoops, didn't mean to quote

Yeah but we're white