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First for I love my crazy algerian vet mommy

Second for the Lebanese Autism Society, me on the far left

3rd for the dream isn't dead yet.

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You may be not aware but the illuminatis invented AIDS, in the 80s when everyone was fucking everyone. Between two human safaris in amazonia they went to a lab and put a briefcase filled with dollar bills coke and panties of your mom on the table and told the three rogue dentists to create an incurable disease that shall smite gays and niggers out of the earth

This is the most well known part of the story, so well known people think it's nonsense retards like you would believe in. However we tend to forget about these devil daring american sons of bitch they have balls man, like brass balls. Fucking gmo pumpkins look ridiculous in front of these balls man. Anyway as I said these americans came and gave guns to the AIDS and a base on la peninsula de los muertos. crazy shit yes, but after cuba, kennedy couldn't fuck around anymore

Richard was a tall arrogant son of a bitch motherfucker, he was the chief groom at the Beverly Wilshire, the kind of son of a bitch to keep count of how many times you've involuntary stared at this hideous mole on his face during the conversation and adapt his attitude towards you. Yet the son of a bitch liked me, it's my face, I'm crazy fucking handsome and it brings the worst of this shithole right at my door. As I was saying this son of a bitch had feelings for me, and I may loath the guy but I love money and what's better than being friends with the Chief groom of the Beverly Wilshire when you're a male prostitute in LA such as myself. Everytime a coke snorting female executive was feeling like having fun with her friends he wouldn't tell anybody but me. I'd be up in this bungalows surrounded by expert saleswoman chugging champagne while them cow boy niggers had nothing but old pussy. Monica was a courser for wall street or some stupid jewish shit like that, her white pants were so tight I could count the pubes I had the epitome of professionalism in front of yet it couldn't be about the job, we both knew it. But that was until the americans came into play, these fucking americans man, they have bollocks man. These sons of bitch came and shat down my shoes, try to find a new pair of show in Beverly Hills I dare you... I wore the shoes for three years straight stuffing my nose with dope until I snapped, I am in my room progressively giving in to the urge of repeatedly stabbing my throat with this broken bottle of gin.

"You bitch" he told his father after discovering who it was under that flower crown after so many years of anonymous deepthroats behind the subway machine at Macdonald's. It didn't matter of course, it never did. It's known fact to everyone passed the age of 12 that morals are pure social constructs followed out of custom. But John wasn't trying to seduce some drunk white bitch at a pool party with what little of usurped philosophy he scavenged from his anime shows. No John had the real thing in front of him. A 78 years old man with make up and cum brutally smeared all over his face. The tragic horror of the merciless unveil of perception subconsciously piecing the disgusting puzzle together during all these years of anonymous cocksucking at a fastfood restaurant just unleashed the power of the three judges of Hades upon his consciousness. However the agony of being the victim of the prank quickly got replaced with sad joy and relief. One homo deepthroat a day was all he needed to maintain a healthy level of brain chemicals. for fourteen years he could keep a happy home together, pay for Thomas and Clarissa college fees and still offer a diamond to betsy every year for the wedding anniversary. Who else but his dad could see it ? and who else but his dad could agree to let his mind come with such machination, a plan so vile yet so vital to his offspring's well being. This suffering, this sacrifice... John's eyes flew over the swamps of alabama and reached the everwhite landscapes, he felt his heart being filled with joy

shouldn't have added /mena/ in the subject field man

first for insane lunatics who don't understand memes lmao

I told u guys to stop making these threads a while back and u didn't listen...

I've always hated horses out of phallic belittlement, my english teacher always told me my voice was very deep and that must have without a doubt meant I had very huge balls. She was a sociopathic narcissist and I wanted to marry her. My most pleasant memories of pubertal masturbation was imagining me anal fucking her sideways. The other kids however knew how much of a little faggot I was. I deserved every inch of Jason's dad's hunting knife penetrating my liver. I used to be infatuated with Kawabata at this time, I would not keep quiet about this silly literary finding under my dad's dildo box. And I am grateful for it, the school offered me a position of night shift janitor with a service car, half of my oil bill paid and free meals. This schedule imposed ostracism led me to explore all new kinds of hobbies, including ballet. I was bloody good at it, I didn't need to be put on the tracks since birth. I had a life of struggle to shoulder it for me. It immediately came to me, the discipline of suffering of great suffering the art of digesting poison into muscle. I was the Cygnus of siberia, my swimming made no wave on the water surface, my feet were emitting a color beyond the spectrum of human perception. I was the ethics of labour and aesthetics of anguish. I was the philosopher stone. Naturally I began to look for musical accompaniments to follow my dancing. At the time the best way to get results on the internet or emule was to use english keywords. "music box" was mine. However my english skills did not lead me where I should have been. That's how "Pandora's Box" came in my way. A folder of ten pedo pornographic videos all around 15 minutes.It was me, dressed as a girl, wearing a swimsuit and laughing, wearing a pajama and talking about my favorite yugioh episode, it was me all along. I took my bike unbuttoned my shirt and let go of the ride once the velocity reached comfortable levels of lethality, and let the concrete scrap my bones of my flesh

>welcome to another episode of Maghrebine diaspora in France being utter mental cases

>this series brought to you by the head of the Lebanese Autism Society (me)

post cute girls

>inb4 Maghrebis
no, kill yourself if you post maghrebis. and post natural looking girls, not make-up filled sluts

soo i heard you guys like anime

>anime
>not manga

maybe

>manga

>not doujins

/mena/ hiatus for me famalamalam, productivity and duty beckon. Have the penultimate beauty of Morocco to lust over in the meantime, R*za

Winner of most beautiful woman in Morocco 2014

le flan

"she" looks like an ayy lmao

Can you (you) me like this please ? It's not fair that only hk gets the guaranteed (you)s if I'm being honest

I am traveling to Tunisia, what do I have to know?

This is now an /3ruba/ thread

Proof Saddam(Peace be upon him) was Jordanian therefore right

what are you talking about ? u ok boi ?

Did someone say 3ruba?!
Wihda! Hurriya! Ishtirakiya!

zmouliya hueheuheu

>nasser will never be your dad

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BIL RO7 BIL DEM NAFDEEK YA SADDAM

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ANYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE ARD AL-RAFIDAYN MEMORIZED BY HEART BTFO

it is a safer place than most west european countries

it's a shithole

Why do I feel like you're both lying?

can we have a serious discussion ? not shitposting I'm serious, can we please me adults and discuss

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE LYING YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>braindead sandniglet sheep praising blood thirsty dictators as always
what's next? Let me guess: allah süriye bešar w bes?

étale pas tes bagages et ton fric, évite les trottoirs bondés, si une meuf te fixe avec un sourire à la page vas y sans pb tu dis "bonjour je suis du vercors et je vous trouve charmante" sans forcer tu la nique devant son frère

>spoonfeeding

place your bets mena who wins this soccer match?

you wish you had this advice before getting slapped huh ?

bien sûr, d'accord. À cause seulement que vous avez dîtes .

Que pensez-vous de la phénomène du "beurette porn"? C'est sont un sorte du racisme anti-arab?

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I hope you shit your guts next time you have to use toilette publique you sack of aids

The airport is really really shitty. Do not put any super expensive shit in your valise. Put your computer and other valuable shit in a handbag instead. Where are you going to exactly? I could help you

>Taking shitposting seriously

Saddam was an ass, but he was a thousand times better than this joke we currently call our government. The state of our country has only gone worse since our "liberation".

Well iran already made it i think so there is a possibility that they could sell out and let the Syrians tie or win

syria is where i'd put my money
the players must've trained every day for years dodging bombs and outrunning jihadists

idk i feel like iran would try to win just to banter the syrians

wtf who banned me???

fun fact most of the players opposes bashar and there is a kurd in there too

Most Syrian players are sunnis who play in khaliji clubs. Ofc they hate bashar, its still impressive how theit team was not divided

i guess somehow people are slowly stopping being retarded and actually worked as a nation's team

>implying it's not you with a french proxy to bypass china's web restriction

Savoir-vous les vidéos artistiques du Messieurs Jacques et Michel?

>Iran Syria 0-1
THE KHOMEINISTS ARE SELLING THE GAME!! THE BOYS ARE PLAYING LIKE UTTER SHIT. THIS ISN'T NORMAL THEY WERE FUCKING GREAT ALL SEASON.
THE KHOMEINISTS MUST HAVE TOLD THEM TO LOSE!

THEY LITERALLY LOVE ASSAD MORE THAN IRAN

>There are Syrian women in the stadium
KHOMEINIST LET ARAB WHORES IN THE STADIUMS BUT DENY IRANIAN WOMEN THE SAME RIGHT!! ARE IRANIAN WOMEN INFERIOR???

LITERALLY FUCK THIS REGIME

>ARE IRANIAN WOMEN INFERIOR???
Yes

leave.

Iranian women stopped outside the gates of the stadium, while Arab women let inside.
What is the regime saying? Arab sluts are so ugly no one will try to harrass them?
but of course the 70's year old granny who wants to see the game will be raped the moment she enters the stadium!
>khomeinist logic
i fucking hope there will be outrage over this. the regime is insulting all iranian women.
fuck off

syrian goddesses>>>iranian pajettes

imagine letting these in your stadium. imagine the sheer terror in the players' eyes as these monstrosities gaze right at them. khomeini did everyone there a favor by not letting them in

hahaha cuck

>Be Iranian
>Syria is literally your only friend in the entire world
>Kill their hopes and dreams

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good point
3a fekra killon tshbeh awlad

fuck of pooranite

our women are 10 times better than your lebshits

I'm willing to pay your ticket to Tehran on one condition that's a one way ticket, and preferably to tell what you just said to the Khomeni guards once you arrive at the airport, livestreaming the gang rape of your persian hairy ass would be a plus. JUST. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

black trannies in their 50s look better than that thing

stop posting, or I'll find even worse posts, R***

>caring about politics in a football game
>''muh friendship''
if they're better then iran let them go ahead, but not like this

>we have a /MENA/ thread
>but we shouldn't talk about MENA related stuff.

or you can just be anyone anywhere with any color and any race and ethnicity and then go to Jordan and get harrassed by literal monkey security retards with 2 digit iqs who think they're funny harrassing travellers by taking the piss and then making shitty jokes and waste half your day there for no reason

connaitriez vous les vidéos artistiques de Jacky et Michel*

tutoiement is less creepy
ce qui donne
Connais-tu les vidéo artistiques de Jacky et Michel ?

if you're going to bother me with sex and porn topics when I legit ask you for a serious discussion you can take a jogg in beijing and take a deep breath you retard

your std-ridden brownajis don't impress me r*z*
also go back to balk bro

MENA THREADS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DELETED WEEKS AGO

BOUT A WEEK AGO

FUCKING SHUT UP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A SHIT POGO STICK

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAL

FUCK BASHAR

>Going to Jordan
You deserve it.

haha

>MENA related stuff.
>Let me make a single point and ten blogposts

THE SYRIAN SLUTS DON'T EVEN WEAR THE HIJAB

BEHOLD PEOPLE THE ''''''''''''''''ÍSLAMIC''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''REPUBLIC''''''''''''''''''''''

stop talking so to my friend, he is at home

Fuck off Iranian (((pan-arab))) nas*erist.

not my fault you have a wonder of the world
also the people are fine normally, they treat foreigners like gods. though if you say you are from mena they treat you like shit. then again they treat each other like shit too. i guess treating people like shit is a subliminal way of saying "you're one of us brah" down there

syria will destroy iran

No one cares about your shitty fake match , this is the patrician match that all /mena/ is gonna watch peacefully

pics of qt soriat pls

>you have a wonder of the world
>you have
>you
Not sure if you are bantering me about not existing or your just mixed Balestine and Jordan flags together.

>watching literal african niggers

we almost scored a 2nd goal. you arabs will get destroyed. 1st goal was a mistake.

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you are my best friend I like you very much

oh fuck you to. go rage that the arab whores don't wear the hijab inside the ''''''''''íslamic'''''''''' '''''''''''''republic'''''''''''''''instead, if you worship khamenei so much.

suriya will annihilate khiran

>our women are 10 times better than your lebshits
>posts golshifteh(ugliest whore on the planet)
I don't think you are Iranian.

ohhh nablosi
you have knefeh its k
i'm sure your people are nicer than J*rdanians too
though lets be fair
>implying the "Jordanians" in Jordan aren't just pali farmers RPing as bedouins in 90% of the cases

khomeini more like cuckmeini If I'm being honest lol

dumb frogposter

thx althou she looks like a standard neighborhood al*wi girl
not my definition of qt

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my folder with women got deleted, i took the pic from google... didn't even knew who she was..

she's quite pretty though,

bidon iran, hezbolat o nos lira ra7 y2koloh