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first for perfide albion

love nige
love pints
love engerland
hate curry

simple as

What's this look called?

Love innie vaginas.

SEND THE BUGGERS BACK
SEND THE BUGGERS BACK
THESE ARENT THE ONES I WANTED SON
SO IM SENDING THEM STRAIGHT BACK

mr. worldwide

this is the one
this is the one
this
is
the
one
oh this is the one
this is the one
she's waited for

What's this look called?

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Where is the thread theme song lads?

chloe moretz core

nigel thornberry was a unitedstatesian psyop against the harmless english naturalist

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HIE ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
HIT ME
HIT ME

HIT ME SLOWLY
HIT ME QUICK

Started wanking to really low-quality porn

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>i am the resurrection and i am the life
>i couldn't bring myself to hate you as i'd like

i still wank to my dad's playboy stash from the 70s

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cool

>full screen mode 144p porn
>imagination blows

cunt of a mood
have to go to the central coast for a week for work
girl who's having an affair with her bf to see me is fucked and i love her but i know it' gotta stop

over it

THREAD THEME:
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don't give a fuck. not a single solitary fuck

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Howdy, Britons.

why does every graham linehen show have a misanthropic irish bloke in it?

>girl who's having an affair with her bf to see me is fucked and i love her but i know it' gotta stop
done this. don't recommend it.

One of the main reasons I will miss the EU - it kept the Tories and their despotism in check.

The Tory Party thrives on low voter turnout, lack of free-speech and lack of education. Their success relies upon a biased media apparatus doing its best to mobilize an uninformed voter base who are interested enough to believe what the Tories SAY, but lazy enough to ignore what the Tories DO.

>redditspacing
>capitalisation
>fullstops
fuck off

>The Australian man murmurs, "S-She'll be right, mate..." as he gets dragged into a second Vietnam

That's the downside to sovereignty: look who we handed it back to. Letting our government be solely responsible for the laws and rights in this country isn't necessarily a good idea. Having the EU keep them in check is very beneficial to us, despite what some people think.

do you love SerpentZA?

why does a show written by a misanthropic irish bloke have a misanthropic irish bloke in it?

Aussies were pretty good in 'Nam.

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commies, what are your thoughts on real national-socialism not Hitler's version? I.e Strasserism?

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phonebook core
sally cinnamon is their best songs, about his love for heroin. stones on opiates is bliss
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Virus.

based aussies

wish Ben Shapiro would debate that wanker Dawkins and slap him around for an hour or 3

>long tan

Considering their climate, it's not surprising they won.

>/biz/ this week

NazBol tier

reddit wins again

was always a fedora that thought jesus wasnt real but it turns out a lot of historians; greek and roman ones said he existed. not saying he performed miracles though

if that is a virus you are not a faggot

hmmmm ah yes, what a surprise Drumpfpfpf won

reference for the uninitiated

what's wrong with jocks? I love england you're my favourite country

thoughts on real national socialism like strasserism?

The frogs had a tough time in Indochina

why is it so ded

imagine being such a blindly contrarian runt you dont support gay marriage

mad.

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if i never loved i never would have cried

Fucking hate these wankers, actually sit on your plate laughing at you because your dinners shite

it's against my religion sorry mate, don't mean to offend anyone I just believe marriage is traditionally a religious thing. gays are fine though and I dislike people using the term "faggot"

I'm a devout Christian my fedora friend.

they tasted like plastic too

I'm heading to my laser session

My skin is going to be fucked a week or so but when I get back home I'll post a below neck pic

Gonna be rough, most of my gender neutral clothes are wet and I forgot to apply deodorant and brush teeth
Also ran so I'm sweating
Didn't brush hair either

600mg codeine, 2 grams of gabepentin straight up the shitter

>2017
>believing in bronze age fairy tales
oh my dayzzzzz

I've got this urge to drop tonnes of explosive ordnance on gooks in rice paddies.
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don't

Nah, your mum spent her dole money on coke so couldn't get you the good stuff

religious people are the edgy fedoras these days mate.

>2017
>being a bigot

not bigoted. just hold myself and others to a higher standard.

do

Forgot my paracetamol too, this is gonna hurt

>religious people are the edgy fedoras these days mate.

do not engage

hopefully

jus oot tha post office n tha ask ma auntie if she had anae other id wae her n she went "av got this keying that says karen oan it"

I would have gone girl mode but it's raining and the pants don't fit well, the leg is a little long and Primark seen to only do 32 legs

they are. most people are non-believers. christcucks are on the way out.

my mum never bought them because we dont eat shit food in my family but I'd have them when i went around friends houses

>bigot definition
>a person who is intolerant towards those holding different opinions.

okay, bigot. praying for you lad, said a little blessing for you, unironically

>32 leg
>too long

howling, guarantee they're at least a 34 waist

thanks. im sure thats the one prayer god will listen to. lol.

Marriage Act 2013
Section 1
>Makes same-sex marriage legal.
>Preserves the Canon law of the Church of England which states that marriage is between opposite-sex couples only.
>States that the common law duty on members of the clergy to solemnise marriages does not extend to same-sex marriages.

not seeing the conflict here
no christians are being forced to do anything, so i dont see why youd have a problem with non-christians not sticking to christian rules

if you want christianity to apply to EVERYONE in the uk no matter their religion, youre just as bad as a sharia mong

if i had a mental condition that led me to get my body hair burned off with lasers and pretend i don't have a willy i would probably want to go to the psychiatrist first

honestly could myself doing something incredibly genius in the next few years

just have to wait for it

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUIDE TO COME AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND

did a huge poo in the bath then I started eating it and now my willy is really hard

Sad that the world was split in two for half a century all because of Stalin and the invention of nuclear weapons. Allies and friends on day suddenly found themselves to be hated enemies the next.

just a typical day as an irishman then

Churchill knew Stalin was bad news from day 1. He just realised Hitler was a more pressing issue.

pretty sure to qualify for NHS sex change you have to see a psychologist for at least a year

its just poley is dumb and selfmedding

they were literal GOAT for when you rant out of money.
smiley faces with chicken supernoodles is still my fav meal in the world
>they are. most people are non-believer
Nope 59.5% of people in the UK are christian
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I live in LondonDerry. Same-sex marriage is illegal here. Modern marriage was a christian tradition.

if a 34 leg is too long for you, you're a manlet and need to fuck off

>honestly could myself
did a stupid idiot dumbhead write this?

That one muslim dude that was on that Fox interview where he made an idiot of them talks about how the evidence for Jaysus being real is fairly good.

But yeah he wasn't the son of God, maybe a nephew or something (ebin Live at the Apollo level joke)

I met a Scouser in Aus that didn't believe Jesus existed, alright fair enouhg. He also didn't believe Muhammed existed. Wtf.

imagine legalising the slippery slope that is gay marriage

mad.

good lad

t. 32 leg jeans are literal ankle swingers on me

youre out of date, my fine feathered friend
didnt you see the news yesterday?
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UK belongs to France

wear 28 leg

out of date data pal

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