*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
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your comedy is almost as bad your haircut
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OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BILLY PITBULS DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG BURRR
DUDE MARRY A BLACK WOMAN LMAO
DUDE HAVE A MULATTO KID LMAO
DUDE GET RID OF MY DOG LMAO
*gives away your dog*
*bitch about my wife*
Sounds brutal.
OH
ITS
BRUDAL
HE'S SO RAAACIST
HE'S RAAACIST
ZIP
ME UNDIES ME UNDIEEEEEEES
RECRUITAH
I realized what's the issue lads he didn't say "brutal" a single time in his new special.
Excuse me
HEY ITS THE MONDAY MORNING JUST BEFORE FRIDAY AND AFTER WEDNESDAY THURSDAY AFTERNOON PODCAST
>man gets married and has a kid
>becomes less funny
BRUTAL
The GOAT meundies song:
Watched his most recent JRE podcast after enjoying the Alex Jones episode and it was pretty boring. Bill is a funny, affable guy, but Joe keeps hitting him with political talking points like it's a fucking legitimate news channel and by the end Bill is done with the shit.
Reminds me of the Chappelle bit where he's talking about the news interviewing Ja Rule after 9/11.
AND IIIIIIIM JUST CHECKING IN ONDGHXJAHH
>tfw he doesn't even try anymore
DOG MURDERIN
>tfw you realize that Bill Burr's podcast is actually a podcast about sports
>2017
>Not being in an interracial relationship
>tfw you realize that Bill Burr's podcast is actually a podcast about sports
...
WHY
HE'S SOMEWHAT RICH
HE COULD EASILY AFFORD A HOT NIGRESS
But he gave up his pitbull for that very reason, they do everything wrong.
Maybe he loves her for the way that she is and not her appearance..
she's a bitch though
Have you lived together with her for 8 years? No. You don't know her.
I've lived with a white woman for 6 years and know that living with a black woman would be infinitely worse.
all he talks about is fucking hockey, it isn't even funny anymore
Wow, you're dumb.
Different user, injecting my own experience in here.
I remember saying the reason Bill was attracted to his wife was, essentially, she had a backbone and could stand up to his shit-talking while giving some of her own in retaliation. I have a close friend who is with his fiance for a similar reason. As they say here in the UK "she can handle the banter".
Never have I disagreed with someone's choice of partner more in my life. She is an insufferable bitch in every interaction I've had with her. Her entire character can be summarised as being horrible with everyone, including her fiance. My friend, where he was once a "lad's lad", making his own decisions and putting his friends first has now become completely under the thumb to this woman and completely whipped. It's the literal textbook definition of why you shouldn't get married.
>b-b-but muh anecdotal evidence logical falacy
The man has compromised his ideals. One side eventually has to back down. If you look at Burr's comedy, what he says now vs what he said before, this is clear to see. Burr has a strong personality, that's why he sought someone who could match him in that regard. He bit off more than he can chew. "Bitch" is subjective, but anyone who can do that to that sort of a man is, to me, a bitch.
This guy was beginning to turn a little George Carlin, and now look what's happened
We got Cuck louis & Cuck Burr, both of which people make out to be a big deal
We need real comedians, some mgtow advocates, not these married dummies who just want to relate to normie audiences
>why you shouldnt get married
no, your friend is just a cuck.
marriage is fine as long as you arent a faggot and get a traditional woman and not some disgusting feminist.
To clarify, I think there are pros and cons to marriage, but what I outlined in my post is a huge con.
Also
>traditional woman
I'm not a Christian, I don't go to church. This is sadly a pipe dream in this day and age under those circumstances.
ZIP...
This face invokes unease in me
*plunges syringe into your ass*
*unholsters monster dong*
suck it or you're getting a lethal dose of morphine
...Recruitah
andaaAAAAAAH
imagine taking a current photo of bill: married to a not-attractive black woman and dressing like a metrosexual because the wife forces him to, and then going back in time to show it to the young Billy working at the warehouse. You tell him "this is you in the future. This is the future you chose. Also you're not funny anymore because of that woman in the picture". He would probably die from shock.